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Birthday greetings are long and funny.

1, I have known each other for many years, and I have had a secret crush for so long. I have a thousand reasons to love you, but I can't say them in front of you. Summon up the courage to express your feelings, and don't let regrets concern you. You and I love each other on Valentine's Day, and today is a holiday. Happy birthday, dear!

2. The wind is light, the clouds are light and the sea is changing. Ten thousand years, in an instant, how many nirvanas there are at a time. Lycopene hand, amber wine, infatuation with eternity. It doesn't matter who you sleep with! Happy birthday, dear!

First of all, I wish you a happy birthday. Secondly, I want to say I'm sorry. Please accept my belated blessing. Because of your work, I can't spend my birthday with you this year. Speaking of which, we are all helpless. Because of the nature of your work, we can't spend many important festivals together.

4. What a wonderful world, because of me! Happy birthday, baby!

5. When your birthday comes, no matter whether you are in love with employment or laid off in lovelorn love, whether you are moved to another career, or single and unemployed in lovelorn love, whether you are lovelorn and talk about reemployment, I wish you sweet love!

6. Young couples are old partners, lonely men and few women are sunset red, caring for each other for many years, talking and laughing, wine is the fragrance of Chen, and the sunset glow is particularly red. I wish the old couples in the world happiness in their later years and sing the most romantic things together. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

7. Loving you should give you freedom, security, trust and warmth. Honey, today is your birthday. Happy birthday! May our love be sweet.

8. There are many kinds of love, one is love for nature, the other is love for reason, and the love for you is emotional love. I love you! Best wishes for a happy birthday! Successful career!

9. All happiness, all warmth and all good luck surround you. Happy birthday! Health! Happiness!

10 Our love, our affection, went through ups and downs all the way, holding hands with each other. I believe our future will be happy. Today is your birthday. Happy birthday! Always stay with me!

1 1, there is a feeling that you can understand but can't speak; There is a dream, after which there is endless sadness; There is a kind of pursuit, which is love that can never be realized without regret. Happy birthday, dear!

12, if you are upset, I will be blue; If your heart is bitter, I am sweet; If you are sad, I am smiling; If you are cold, I am spring.

13, 100% pure toffee: ingredients = sincerity+missing+happiness, expiration date = life, nutrition = warmth+happiness+moving. May your birthday be filled with happiness and laughter, from dawn to sunset. Best wishes for a happy birthday!

14, on the occasion of your birthday, sincerely offer me three wishes: first, I wish you good health; Second, I wish you happiness; Wish you all the best!

15, in the lush season, running all over the mountain, looking for the foothold of the stars, eager to pick up the brightest one in your eyes. Happy birthday, dear!

16, youth, sunshine, laughter ... For this day that belongs to you, dance the happy rhythm, and wish you a happy birthday and eternal youth!

17, I hope the grass in your heart will always be green, your youth will always stay, and you will always laugh. Happy birthday, health and happiness! The longer the wine, the more mellow it is, and the longer the friends meet, the more true it is; The water is getting clearer and clearer, and the vicissitudes of life are getting lighter and lighter. Happy birthday, always in a good mood.

18, I miss you like a song; Miss you like a river, flowing; Miss you like a cloud, floating; I think you are a kiss, and it feels very comfortable. I miss you not frozen, but forever. Happy birthday, dear!

19, there are three important days in this world, and the day you are there will touch the heartstrings; On that day there, I was no longer lonely in joy; On the day when "I" and "you" become "us", they will be happy forever. Happy birthday, dear!

20. I am thinking of you when the trees sprout, I am thinking of you when the flowers bloom, I am crying for you when the rain falls, I am whispering to you when the wind blows, and the birds take away my blessings when they fly by. Happy birthday, dear!