Who told a joke? I smiled 1 +5 points.

1. In high school, Xiao came back happily, saying that he had just seen Xiao B on the road and brought a girl. He thought it was rare and wanted to play. Then Xiao ran quietly from behind, flew up, kicked Xiao B and flew back to the classroom. As soon as he came back, he told us that he had just kicked B. He was a thief and was telling us. As a result, a classmate. . . Because he found that little B was sleeping in the classroom. . . At this time, Xiao was sweating like a pig, and hurried out to apologize to the man just now. . . There was a burst of laughter in the classroom.

2. Meet some friends at my house once, and then go out to play. We just need one partner. Everyone's gone. Bored, just watching movies on the computer, the French film "Shut up", or the Northeast dialect version, very funny.

This buddy came late and was very interested in meeting us. He asked, "What movie?"

I said, "Shut the fuck up."

This guy said, shit, I asked you what the movie was called.

I said, I told you, shut the fuck up! !

The buddy seemed to understand, nodded and said, Oh.

……

We got together again a few days later, and this guy suddenly grabbed me and asked me, tell me, what was the name of the last movie you saw?

I & * %￥#)& amp； ……

When I lived in junior high school, the management was strict. Some students can't bear loneliness, and secretly go to Internet cafes to play at night. Because the gate was closed, he wanted to jump off the wall, so the classmate jumped out of the toilet. I didn't expect to jump hard, so I jumped directly into the cesspit ~ ~ at two o'clock in the middle of the night, walked 20 miles and went home.

6. Once in high school, the whole dormitory went to drink, and everyone died. They all fell asleep after going back to the dormitory in a daze. The beds in our dormitory are bunk beds, with 2 beds in each dormitory. I woke up the next morning, and the lower berth next to the bed was on the upper berth. I won't know until I ask. Last night, he slept in the upper bunk until midnight and felt sick. He got out of bed and vomited in the lower bunk. . . I had a small bowel movement after vomiting. . I went back to sleep contentedly. . . He found the lower berth when he got up in the morning. . It's embarrassing. . .

4. It's me this time. I went to my aunt's restaurant for dinner and wore an Adidas, which I bought in Shanghai in the spring of 2009. My aunt joked that I was fake. I said gloomily, "Who said that? I bought it at the Nike store. " After that, I bowed my head in embarrassment and began to eat. . . . .

In primary school, my deskmate was a disgusting boy. Once he picked his nose excrement seriously in front of me, and I put up with it.

But after he finished digging, he put that finger in his mouth and licked it ~ ~ ~! What's more, he naively asked me, "Why are my fingers so salty?" O__O"…

6. Just watching the news, it was reported that one night, a woman wanted to commit suicide by the moat, and there were many onlookers. Suddenly, a man jumped into a river two meters deep to save people, and everyone was admiring his righteous act. I'm afraid the man will swim to the woman's side in a hurry. Ah, it's not my wife!