Funny love letter written by the monk to the teacher: I want to be possessed by you.

Teacher: You are the Buddha in my heart. I came all the way to find you, not just to find you in my heart. Before you, I, the old woman, was just a bald woman, unable to keep Buddhist precepts and realize Buddhism. I thought I couldn't become a Buddha, but I wanted to wander in this world. God let me meet you in a chaotic world. Thousands of people looked back and smiled, but your beautiful image came into my heart. Buddha said that looking back 500 times in the past life only brought this life by, and once your eyes crossed, the old woman came back from the dead 10 thousand times. It turns out that Buddhism is right and the Buddha is in my heart. You are the Buddha in my heart.

I know Buddha just can't. I can't erase your shadow. It has always been said that it is difficult to practice and it is unreasonable to be such a monk. I thought Buddha was the reason why my heart was bare and cold. I just wanted to be mindless. In fact, Buddha is a demon. The Buddha told the world that only when you have no distractions and let go of everything can you achieve bliss. What is bliss? Joy brings sorrow. There is no greater sorrow than death, and all hope is lost. It turns out that people who become Buddhas are the most pathetic. Then Buddha seduces people to portray sadness again and again, stripping themselves layer by layer, dying day by day, burning body and mind night by night. Buddha is unintentional. He said that as long as your heart is not your own, you will become a Buddha. I wonder if I will become a Buddha if I give my heart to him. Then whose heart gave me? I am also a Buddha, but I am an unintentional Buddha. Since the Buddha has no intention, why become a Buddha?

If you don't become a Buddha, you will be possessed. I better be possessed.

Teacher, you are the devil in my heart. The closer I am to you, the farther I am from the Buddha. I returned to the wandering secular world, without a complete understanding, with more secular desires, without indifference and boredom, but with more sadness and confusion. The devil said, a glimpse of the past life is exchanged for 10 thousand times in this life. In my stumbling, I often think that demons and buddhas are actually asking for your soul. It's just that the devil wants you to know the sadness and pain of loss. Buddha wants you to understand the nothingness and selflessness you get. I turned out to be a Buddha and got nothing. When you are possessed, you will get a hand full of sadness. In nothingness and pain, I choose pain, at least I can know that I am still alive.

Teacher, why don't you take my heart away? Am I not sad enough?

Amitabha, I think these four-letter words are the name of the girl in Buddha's heart. They must be watching the sunset together and waiting for the sunrise. Just accidentally enchanted by a witch, the girl became a Buddha. The witch said that if you want to be with this girl again, you must become a Buddha. Since then, the young monk has been chanting scriptures every day and worshiping Buddha every night. Finally, one day I met the girl of my dreams, so I warned the world that if you want it, you must lose everything first. I gave everything I had, and the Buddha said, you can't become a Buddha. Because the Buddha in your heart has too many pursuers, everyone wants it, and the Buddha will be confused. The old woman's sadness came from this, and her loss was beyond measure. From then on, I abandoned the Buddha and became obsessed with it. I'm sorry I missed it. One day, the devil said to me, you can see the girl in your heart. I'm scared, unknown so. The devil says that everyone wants Buddha, but they don't know that Buddha is the devil in their hearts. You would rather give up yourself and become a Buddha. The devil is the Buddha in your heart.

Teacher, I started chanting in the morning and said I love you ten thousand times. The devil said that in Buddhist scriptures, as long as you read Amitabha, you miss your lover. I see. From now on, I will be with you after all.

Teacher, can you receive my heart? If you are at a certain moment, you don't know why. It must be the endless thoughts of that old woman floating in your heart. If you see a cloud in the sky in your spare time, it is an old woman's tireless eyes looking at you and waiting for you silently.

An interesting love letter to the future wife

Funny love letter to prospective wife 1. Marry me and be my wife. Maybe not a beautiful girl, but I can assure you that in my eyes, you will be the most beautiful bride in the world. And after marriage, you are still the most beautiful woman in the world in my eyes. I hope that when you are eighty years old, I will lie in your ear and tell you: Thank God, he gave me the most beautiful and lovely old woman in the world, but she has no teeth.

After marriage, if you still want to do business, I will try my best to support you and try my best to undertake the housework I should do. I confess to you that I can't tell bean sprouts from mung beans. I will make a mess in the kitchen, but I will try my best to follow the words on the kitchen food and try to cultivate myself into a great chef.

If you are eager to stay away from the noise and troubles of the world and be a quiet little woman, then I will work hard and earn more money to support this family, but my smelly socks will be washed by you.

I promise you, I will put off some unnecessary social activities and go home early, because I know you will be lonely and afraid of me at home. Moreover, I promise you that no matter how tired I am when I go home, I will listen to you carefully and tell you the experience of the day, because I know you need understanding and support. I am your spiritual pillar, which is my duty.

I am five years old and I have a daughter. Although this violates the basic principle that boys and girls are the same. But that's all I ask. I hope that on your 40th birthday, we can put only 36 candles on your birthday cake with our children. Moreover, I believe our children will change their naughty habits in the past and say to you solemnly like a little adult: God, mom, you look only thirty years old. Classmates say you are more like my sister!

I will be loyal to you and our family, because I know this is a man's duty. If I betray you, I will feel guilty. Guilt makes me blame myself. Guilt makes me ashamed to face you. It will make me want to run away from your still pure eyes. Leaving you is the last thing I want to do in my life. Therefore, words like a third party will never have anything to do with our happiness, at least, I won't.

If one day you are tired and you are eager to leave me and fly freely, I will say goodbye to you, although I stubbornly believe that the sweetness in my arms is far better than any freedom in the world.

If one day you fall in love with another man and leave me, I admit to you that I will be jealous, angry, sad and miserable, but I will eventually choose to break up. I only hope that man can treat you well, care for you, coax you and take good care of your life and now, I will still bless you to God as before, although you are no longer with me, I can't take care of you personally. Maybe I will have a new wife in a few years, or I will die alone. In any case, if you are in trouble, please let me know and I will do my best to help you without violating morality.

9. I don't know if we were together in our last life, but that's the past tense, and it doesn't matter anymore; I don't know if we will be together in the afterlife, but it's too far away for me to grasp. I only care about this life. I hope I can do my best to keep you in my arms, healthy, safe and happy, without wind and rain.

Ten, more often, I will choose to write, or explain the word to you in a way that you can see and feel. Don't get me wrong, I will relax because of the passage of time. Remember, I will always spoil you, only you.

Funny love letter to girlfriend

Dear girlfriend: Our relationship comes from our sincere efforts. Happiness is the result of our joint efforts and the perfect combination of your gentleness and my thoughtfulness. In order to better develop our feelings, this code is formulated. I hope you can study it carefully and experience it seriously. It's best to keep an investigation after reading and writing an article, and don't waste my ardent expectations for you.

Love is an important part of our life; Having love is a perfect life and the glory of your personal life value. Maintaining love will enrich you, and your boyfriend's achievements will make your life full of meaning. Creating a successful support for your boyfriend is an opportunity to create a brilliant life. Boyfriend is the most important thing in life. Everything you do is to make your boyfriend love you. With your boyfriend's love, you will succeed.

Cheerful, generous, hardworking and not haggle over every ounce is your spirit. Boyfriend first is your service tenet. I hope you can practice cooking frequently. Like any perfect girlfriend, in order to make her boyfriend eat delicious food, see you happy and like to hear your voice, you should try to understand her boyfriend, so that her boyfriend will gamble on her income and freedom for the rest of her life and marry you home, and you will be more popular.

Boyfriends always come to you because they like you. All you have to do is keep your charm in the eyes of your boyfriend. If you can keep your boyfriend infatuated with you, then your boyfriend will take good care of you. If your boyfriend is disappointed in you, no matter how hard you try, it is impossible to recover.

Girlfriends are designed for boyfriends. Keep this in mind, you will be dead set on him, and you will also succeed through an indirect means.

You must fully realize that beauty will only attract people for a short time, and enriching yourself and making yourself beautiful is the key to maintaining charm. You should care about your boyfriend's topic and discuss issues that should interest your boyfriend.

Boyfriends always think that women are unreasonable animals. If something unpleasant happens, leave him alone, because psychologically, men are all children.

You should be proud of your boyfriend and brag to your friends that you are his girlfriend, which will enrich your life. It is also important not to criticize your boyfriend in front of others. A man can lose his girlfriend, but he can't lose face.

Personal data and service standards

Personal data: Girlfriend can't fill in personal data truthfully. It is absolutely unwise to tell her boyfriend how many boyfriends you have had and how many people are chasing you now. Girlfriend should remember that although a man will say he doesn't care, he actually cares. Remember, a man always wants him to be the exclamation point in your heart:

1. Smile when you meet your boyfriend, and talk to your boyfriend with a gentle tone and shy eyes.

Don't always say that your parents are in the East and your parents are in the West. In the long run, he will not discuss serious topics with you.

3. Accept your boyfriend's invitation happily, because he may have got up the courage, and a refusal may make you lose him forever.

4. Visit your boyfriend's parents politely, even if you are not a lady, pretend to be a lady. Parents' influence is much greater than yours.

Don't be late for an appointment, and don't let him wait for someone with roses, which will make him consider whether it is worthwhile to wait for you. Men are sometimes stupid. Don't give them a chance to think.

6. You should understand your boyfriend's vulnerability. Men are already under great pressure in society. Don't let him feel that he is by your side.

7. When your boyfriend talks about topics that you are not interested in, smile and listen carefully. If you do well, he will lead you as a confidante, and you can't get rid of it.

We implement the honorary responsibility system for boyfriends under the leadership of the Family Committee. Boyfriends are authorized by the Family Committee to handle foreign affairs, and girlfriends are fully responsible for the spirit and economy of boyfriends. In boyfriend management, the girlfriend's decision is final. However, this is a first-class secret and cannot be revealed under any circumstances.

Neglect grade

Class a fault

1, not keeping the instrument clean and elegant.

You are welcome to talk to your boyfriend in front of outsiders.

3. Arrive late and leave early for no reason.

4. Bad attitude towards boyfriend.

5. criticize your boyfriend for not being manly.

6. disrespect for boyfriend's parents.

7. Overplay the normal communication between boyfriend and other female colleagues.

Class b fault

1. My boyfriend is in a bad mood and yawns when he needs an audience.

2. Command your boyfriend in public.

3, absent-minded when dating, often late or leave early for no reason.

4. Being a boyfriend has repeatedly declared what he hates.

5. Deceive your boyfriend in order to test your feelings.

6. Turn a deaf ear to your boyfriend's request.

7. Always talking about other men when dating your boyfriend.

8. Throw your boyfriend's gift casually.

Class c negligence

1, show off your charm, and your personal emotional information will come clean.

Compare your boyfriend with your former boyfriend.

3. Make a dozen phone calls a day, no matter whether your boyfriend is busy or not.

4, serve two purposes with one heart and two feet.

5. Complain to your girlfriend that your current boyfriend is not good.

6. Ask your boyfriend to leave work to accompany you for no reason.

warning water level

* Verbal warning

For the first time, my boyfriend won't give any warning, but his attitude is cold. If you do it again, you will get a verbal warning, and then you will be dismissed immediately.

* Written warning

If you receive it, you don't have to say anything.

* Final warning

Your boyfriend won't give you the last warning, but when you find that all the phone numbers are unavailable one day, that is to say, he has already begun to hate you.

If the girlfriend meets her boyfriend's requirements in performance six months after the warning is issued, you can consider canceling the warning, but I suggest you not to accept it again. Because to him, you are just duty, not love.

Humorous love letter to boyfriend

Stream: First of all, it's really nice to meet you. Secondly, I am really happy to be with you; Finally, I will accompany you for a long time ... I will rely on you after you don't want me, hee hee _ ...

From 20xx 165438+ 10/9, hee hee ... someone is mine! Although 10% is mine, it's mine after all! ! !

I want to grow five centimeters tall with you ... and then of course I want to raise you! Every Christmas, Valentine's Day, Birthday, Qixi Festival, Double Ninth Festival, National Day, Memorial Day, New Year's Day, Tomb-Sweeping Day, you must accompany me! You know, I don't want a gift. You are my best gift.

As far as I am concerned, I will always be obedient, as long as you don't go too far. Stop looking at other boys, because jealousy can kill people. Don't let me break the vinegar of ten thousand years. Don't giggle at other boys, just show me the truest smile.

You must love me, don't be angry with me, don't be angry with me. You can only call me baby, and don't touch other boys' heads, or I'll cover you up. ! ! Anyway, you can only be nice to me. Without my consent, you must never get close to other boys below 15cm ... In short, no matter how good others are, you can't stare half an eye! !

Marriage is very cheap now, and the notary fee is only 9 yuan. Let me treat you!