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10 1℃ Concern: 8.8 What's the big event you don't know?
It is reported that 79 cultural relics have been registered in xiong'an new area. Recently, according to the investigation results of xiong'an new area Joint Archaeological Team, up to now, the investigation of 200 square kilometers of cultural relics in xiong'an new area Mid-term Development Zone has been completed, and 79 cultural relics have been registered, including 44 new discoveries and 35 rechecks. In the next step, based on the scientific classification and grading evaluation of the relics, the protection objects and corresponding protection measures will be defined, which will provide a basis for the construction of the new district.
The Hong Kong Department of Health responded that the number of flu deaths in Hong Kong exceeded SARS: Not comparable Recently, the data of the Centre for Health Protection of the Hong Kong Department of Health showed that 456 cases of severe adult influenza were detected in Hong Kong, of which 324 cases died, most of which belonged to influenza A (H3). Regarding the media report that "the death toll of influenza in Hong Kong has surpassed that of SARS", the Hong Kong Department of Health reiterated that influenza and severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS) are different in pathogens, clinical symptoms, severity, transmission routes, treatment and prevention methods.
CITIC formally acquired McDonald's China and became the major shareholder of the new company. It is reported that on August 8, McDonald's announced that the strategic cooperation with CITIC, CITIC Capital and Carlyle Investment Group has been successfully completed. Upon completion of the delivery, CITIC and CITIC Capital will hold 52% of the shares of the new company, while Carlyle and McDonald's will hold 28% and 20% respectively. This also means that from now on, the new McDonald's China will be renamed as "CITIC" department.
International US Media: Polls show that China is the most optimistic country in the world. It is reported that a new survey released by American media on August 7th shows that China is the most optimistic country in the world. 87% of the respondents in this country believe that their country is on the right track. Of the 27 countries surveyed, only 7 countries have a positive attitude towards their own development track. Apart from China, the other six countries are India (74%), Saudi Arabia (7 1%), South Korea (66%), Canada (58%), Russia (57%) and Serbia (5 1%).
The American Osprey plane crashed in Australia, killing many people and being rated as the most serious accident. Recently, the US military transport plane "Osprey" deployed in Okinawa crashed off the coast of Australia. The U.S. military recently rated the accident as "Grade A", which is the most serious of the four grades. It is understood that in February, 2065438+2006, another US military Osprey transport plane was seriously damaged during an emergency landing in a shoal in Nagao City, Okinawa Prefecture, and was also classified as an "A-class" accident.
The South Korean District Court ruled that Mitsubishi Heavy Industries should be ordered to compensate the recruited workers. It is reported that the Gwangju District Court in southwestern South Korea made a judgment on the recent case that two Korean women and their survivors were requisitioned to Mitsubishi Heavy Industries Nagoya Quartermaster Factory at the end of the Pacific War, and ordered Mitsubishi Heavy Industries to pay. However, the South Korean government stressed that there are problems in the agreement between South Korea and Japan on claims, including comfort women victims and atomic bomb victims.
The entertainment circle "Wolf Warriors 2" set a box office record. Insiders: There is an opportunity to hit 6 billion. By 2 1: 25 on August 7th, 20 17, "Wolf Warriors 2" successfully reached the top in 265.5 hours, surpassing the highest box office record of "Mermaid" of 3.392 billion yuan and becoming the box office champion in mainland China. Industry representatives from film companies and cinemas said that Wolf Warriors 2 was the box office champion.
By2 takes intimate photos to deny the rumor of discord: we are kissing. It is reported that before the explosion of BY2, the videos were not harmonious, which led to rumors of discord. On the evening of August 7th, the By2 group took intimate photos through Weibo, denying the rumor, saying, "Who said our sisters took a group photo? We are kissing! " In the photo, the two sisters are wearing the same ball head and the same T-shirt. They hugged each other, smiled happily and looked very close.
Jason Wu responded that he was abandoned by China: Our whole family is from China. I don't believe it. I went to the police station to check. Recently, Weibo broke the news that Wu Jing's family is not from Chinese mainland, and ridiculed that "people who abandon Chinese mainland will educate you to be patriotic. Do you still believe it?" On the evening of August 7th, Jason Wu himself responded in Changsha that he, his wife and children are all from China! Jason Wu said that it would be nice to listen to all kinds of sayings circulating on the Internet and treat them as jokes. Anyone who has doubts about him can go to the police station or ask him himself. Please don't harass his family.
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