Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Intergroup tidbits combination

Intergroup tidbits combination

In study, work and life, everyone will inevitably touch or use composition, which can vent their emotions and adjust their mood. What kind of composition can be called an excellent composition? The following is a collection of tidbits between classes for everyone. Welcome to share.

1 d ... The bell rang and the class became impetuous. Although a class lasts only ten minutes, the teacher still spends two minutes nonstop, which is a great treasure for "top students" and a long time for "underachievers"! Finally, class is over. Before the teacher left the classroom, the students all stood up and said goodbye.

The break was shortened to eight minutes. Look! Those people who write with books and "flying pens" seem to be working hard on the surface, and when they get closer, they are enjoying copying!

Look at that again! It's really difficult for people who walk on stilts to clean the blackboard in the overwhelming "snowstorm" overhead!

That indoor scene is so, that outdoor scene is extraordinary!

A group of people are chasing and fighting, filled with a happy atmosphere, "be careful"! One was pushed to the ground and embarrassed. At this time, I think he understood what "self-inflicted" was!

Ah! Why are there two people on the railing? Will they commit suicide? I walked carefully to them and was about to stop them when I suddenly heard a man say, "The sun is really warm today." Knock on the door, I am dizzy!

Ding Lingling ... The students thought it was class and rushed to the classroom desperately. It is so powerful, like an avalanche! At this time, I only heard a person laughing, and a pair of puzzled eyes kept moving towards it. It turned out to be Wang Xiaobo, a troublemaker. Suddenly, the class became "murderous". After a while, Wang Xiaobo heard screams and came back to play. In the face of strict school rules, no one dares to break the law, just "take care" of Wang Xiaobo's book.

Jingle bell, Jingle bell ... The bell really rang, and the classroom returned to its old appearance.

Everyone is full of energy and ready for the next recess.

Trivial Composition 2 "Ding Lingling ..." As soon as the bell rang, the students immediately burst into a big chrysanthemum-like smile on their faces.

After the teacher left, the classroom was as noisy as a frying pan. Students play their roles like dramatic actors.

Scene 1: Speaking of Jin Jinge, it's really nerve. During a break, I saw Jin Jinge dancing.

He said to himself in the air, "This is a bomb, this is a car coming, and the bomb exploded with a bang ..."

Scene 2: Zhou Li and his front desk are quarreling again. This quarrel is irrelevant. Zhou Li read his "wisdom" again, and he said arrogantly, "Kill me, if you dare!" The students around immediately fell to the ground laughing.

Scene 3: Most students in the class "migrate" to the north and are soon surrounded by a central area. In that scene, the students sitting in the south only felt that the sun and the moon were dull. I saw two people in the circle playing hot water, and the students around were busy packing. It is said that wherever the two valiant generals went, they were in a mess until the bell rang, and they were reluctant to part.

Scene 4: Class is over! Students who have just finished art class ignore the rubbish everywhere and only appreciate their masterpieces. Because of learning dragons in class, countless rubbish has been produced. Finally, the students wake up in their own world and reluctantly sweep the garbage. After a while, the trash can was hugged, only to find that it contained everything: waste paper pieces, deformed faucets and some broken scissors. ...

Of course, the episode of this scene is still there, and interesting things are still happening. These clips make up a movie and become an episode of our lifetime TV series!

Trivial composition 3 "Ding, it's time to finish class, teacher, you have worked hard!" " With the melodious bell ringing, some students stretched themselves, some talked like running water in class, and some rushed out of the classroom door directly.

I called my good friend and went downstairs to irrigate. Just out of the classroom door, a man "suddenly" flashed in front of us, scared to death It turns out that the girls in the next class are playing a whirlwind for two. Finally, I took a loophole and ran down the stairs quickly. Just downstairs, suddenly, a "small rocket" rushed at us, and we quickly got out of the way, and finally there was a near miss. Downstairs, we chat with each other, tell jokes and guess riddles. I arrived at the faucet and was about to put the cup on it. A "cheetah" was quick-sighted and grabbed in front of me, and I stared at him. Seeing my friend grabbing warm water, I came to a "relay for life". He poured me, he drank when I poured, I poured him, I drank when he poured, and then I left.

When the bathroom is ready, we go back to the classroom. The noise in class can overturn the ceiling. You see, the students in the first group are jealous and thick-necked, roll up their sleeves and stomp their feet, clamoring for noise. In the corner of the classroom, two students are fighting fiercely, and there are a bunch of people around them, all of whom are "military advisers", giving advice and commanding military forces, as if the situation is very fierce. Next to the podium, the "king of humor" in our class is telling an interesting story, doing funny actions while talking, which makes the students laugh. Although the classroom is very lively, there are always a few bookworms sitting there motionless, quietly swimming around in the sea of books with relish.

Ding, the bell rang, and ten minutes passed, like ten seconds.

The classroom was quiet, and everyone was looking forward to the next happy, interesting and short ten minutes.

Trivial composition 4 "Listen up, everyone. Teacher Liang will recite the text in the next English class! " "Shouted miss shen.

"Ah?" "What?" "No way?" A discussion began, followed by the students' nervous page turning and endorsement.

What? Wait a minute. Teacher Liang wants to give me a hand. I was stunned. I recited it last night, but actually I just read it a few times casually. My eyes never left the book for a moment, so I didn't finish it well at all! Call me back now, even if the fairy came down to earth, I can't recite it. How can I possibly have the ability to recite it under the noses of teachers and classmates! Oh, no!

I looked at my watch nervously. Oh, that's all right. There are still five or six minutes before class begins. Let's sharpen our knives now!

I turned to page 30 like a madman, and read the text aloud again and again at a faster speed than Xiao Shenyang crosstalk, hoping to deepen my impression. However, I found that no matter how many times I read it, I was still a stranger to this text. This sharpening stone looks dull, even if I grind it hard. Seeing that the bell was about to ring, I didn't even recite half of it. What should I do? What should we do?

At this time, I thought of a way: find out the key words first and then recite them. Sure enough, this is much better. The faster I recite, the smoother I recite. However, this grindstone still seems to be not good enough. When I had a few words left, the bell rang! I thought to myself, "Alas, this time it's terrible ~ ~"

However, on second thought, yes, this is the preparation bell, and the formal class will take two minutes. Hurry up! So, I whispered back and observed Teacher Liang's movements.

Finally, I finished reciting the text when the formal class bell rang. Although not very familiar, it's basically ok. Later, he was selected by Teacher Liang. Although I made some slips of the tongue and was slower than other students, at least I passed the exam.

This sudden spot check is really shocking. I believe I will never forget this "recess tidbit" in my life!

Trivial composition 5 "Listen up, everyone. Teacher Liang will recite the text in the next English class! " "Miss Shen from England shouted." Huh? ""what? " "No way?" A discussion began, followed by the students' nervous page turning and endorsement. What? Wait a minute. Teacher Liang wants to give me a hand. I was stunned. I recited it last night, but actually I just read it a few times casually. My eyes never left the book for a moment, so I didn't finish it well at all!

Call me back now, even if the fairy came down to earth, I can't recite it. How can I possibly have the ability to recite it under the noses of teachers and classmates!

Oh, no!

I looked at my watch nervously. Oh, that's all right. There are still five or six minutes before class begins. Let's sharpen our knives now!

I turned to page 30 like a madman, and read the text aloud again and again at a faster speed than Xiao Shenyang crosstalk, hoping to deepen my impression. However, I found that no matter how many times I read it, I was still a stranger to this text. This sharpening stone looks dull, even if I grind it hard. Seeing that the bell was about to ring, I didn't even recite half of it. What should I do? What shall we do? At this time, I came up with an idea: find out the key words first and then recite them. Sure enough, this is much better. The faster I recite, the smoother I recite. However, this grindstone still seems to be not good enough. When I had a few words left, the bell rang!

I thought to myself, "Oh, this time it's terrible!" However, on second thought, yes, this is the preparation bell, and the formal class will take two minutes. Hurry up!

So, I whispered back and observed Teacher Liang's movements.

Finally, I finished reciting the text when the formal class bell rang. Although not very familiar, it's basically ok. Later, he was selected by Teacher Liang. Although I made some slips of the tongue and was slower than other students, at least I passed the exam.

This sudden spot check is really shocking. I believe I will never forget this "recess tidbit" in my life!

The happiest thing in school life is the short and precious recess. The ten-minute break in our class was really wonderful. Let's go and have a look.

read a book

Some people in our class especially like reading. Ding Lingling, as soon as the bell rings, they rush to the bookshelf for fear that they won't be able to grab their favorite books. Those students who read books are very serious, open the curtains, and a ray of sunshine shines on everyone's face through the window, which is serene, quiet and beautiful. Some of them read silently in their hearts, some whisper in their mouths, and some talk quietly with their classmates while watching, which can be said to be with relish.

Some schoolmasters, after class, get together to argue about unfinished problems in class, and often blush. The last group of people went to the office to ask the teacher.

Judui

In our class, we not only read books after class, but also some students like parties, especially girls. However, piling up piles is not doing anything bad! They are just playing some small games. For example: the rabbit opens the door, scissors, stone and cloth pinch the nose. Although these are small games, it is not fun to play by one person, but it is really enjoyable to play by a group of people. Therefore, every time after class, they will hear laughter, which is their laughter. Sometimes I will talk about my favorite stars, and different fans will have fierce quarrels, which is very lively.

Kankin

What about some people who don't like reading and partying? They often like to see the scenery from the window. They can't walk into the silence of the book, but they can't accept the noise of the pile, so they have to watch the scenery by the window. The junior students on the playground are running back and forth, the football field is green and the road outside the school gate is busy. Flowers in spring and snow in winter are their favorite scenery.

Our tidbits between classes may not be so wonderful, we may not do something tall, we may not be able to study quietly, but this is a real recess. As the teacher's footsteps approached, the bell rang. A second ago, the bustling classroom was silent, although there was still laughter in my ears.

Trivia Composition 7 "Jingle Bell" With the ringing of the bell, the students rushed out of the classroom like birds just coming out of the cage. Some students jump rope, some students kick shuttlecock, and some students play gun games.

Kick kiko

On the left side of the corridor, some students are kicking shuttlecock and starting the game with great interest. They were divided into two groups. The students in the first group stepped out quickly with the referee's command, and the shuttlecock drew a beautiful arc to fly to the second group. Not to be outdone, the students in the second group pushed their feet forward. The shuttlecock flew high into the sky. A group of students stared at the shuttlecock and tried to lift their feet to catch it where it landed, but failed to catch it. The students in the second group won. Cheers broke out immediately.

rope skipping

Look! The students here are practicing skipping rope and holding a small competition. After the athletes were in place, the game began with a whistle of "Du". I saw the students jumping fast, and the rope was whipped on the ground, making a "snapping" sound, like a golden snake dancing wildly. Halfway through the time, everyone gradually slowed down and their legs were as heavy as lead. Their physical strength seems to be unable to support, and they are all panting. Beep, it's time, and everyone is scattered on the ground.

In the classroom

Some students who didn't go out for activities took out their favorite comic books and read them with relish. Some students look at the distance from the windowsill, some students draw pictures in the classroom, some students practice by consolidating what they have learned in class, and some students wear headphones to listen to music.

Ding's class bell rang. Only ten minutes. Rest time is very short and precious. How wonderful these ten minutes are.

Trivia composition 8 "Ding" A sweet bell rang in the students' ears, so the children of this class spread their hands and feet, opened their eyes wide and walked out of their respective positions.

The students on duty who clean the blackboard are very active. As soon as the teacher stepped out of the threshold lightly, he stepped onto the platform in three steps, picked up the blackboard eraser, quickly wiped off a pile of powder and ash, and slowly drifted away with the air. The students who came to pour water had to cover the glass mouth tightly with their hands.

"Wipe slowly! What's the hurry? " Someone said it. It is often the students on duty who wipe quickly and miss some words. He thought he was ready to go after cleaning, so a classmate struck the table and said, "No! If there is a fish that escapes from the net, catch it quickly! " The student on duty understood, touched the back of his head shyly and wiped the last picture on the blackboard with a smile.

Some people in the class study hard after class. It is "God forbid" not to give him the title of "bookworm". Those eyes stared at the book as if it were a treasure handed down from generation to generation, which must not be taken away by others and must be carefully tasted. When people around him talked to him, they just answered hastily and looked down at the book until their eyes were sore and they wanted to have a rest.

At most, there are people who discuss topics together, people who chew snacks in their mouths, people who frown, and people who hold pens to calculate for each other. It was several students who spoke fiercely. From the initial questioning to the current war of words, they are also the best at it. Left refutes right's point of view, and right is so anxious that his forehead sweats: "Listen to me! Listen to me! This topic is ... ""Oh dear! You think wrong! " The students on the left interrupted in the middle of hearing it. In fact, no one knows whether he listened to the man on the right. Maybe he didn't listen to anything! There are more and more people watching hot spots, which have become the focus of the whole class. They all stopped, flushed and exhausted, and the other students were relieved. Seeing that there was going to be another war, the students went up and pulled them away. "If you have something to say, let's pay attention to harmony!" This battle is completely over.

As soon as the bell rang, the surrounding area was calm again.

Inter-level tidbits composition 9 Ding! There was a ring at the bell The students enjoy it and are reluctant to give up. Those who are behind in their grades are very happy. They have been looking forward to attending classes for a long time, but some excellent students like Chen Anqi and Hua Zheng still want more. They are always looking forward to being late for class and learning a lot. What about me? I also want to finish class quickly, because Fang Haochao, a bad guy, always hits me on the head in class. Li Ge and I have long wanted to control him, and this time we unanimously decided to control Hao Chao.

After class, the two of us copied the bench and beat him (to scare him). Fang Haochao immediately got up and begged for mercy. We ignored him, but we still wanted to hit him. As soon as I hit the boy, he jumped on the wall to fight back. Fang Haochao hit me twice because he was too high. Li, the traitor, actually helped him hit me. Fortunately, Sister Chen helped me solve this problem. With a loud cry, the three men stopped and returned.

The middle is really strong! But Chen Jie went back to her seat and started the problem. A chivalrous wind blows against my face, which really deserves to be an example. I looked around and counted Sister Chen as the most stable. Huahe's atrium, it's like second grade. Li is still chatting with. What about Orfila? Homework is being distributed. Of the four gifted scholars, only one has the most style-Chen Anqi. Learn from my good classmates and I'll sit down.

Didi Didi started class, and everyone ran back to their seats to prepare for class. Time flies, and the second recess is coming again. This recess will be very interesting. Li He choked up.

So he took advantage of the situation to overthrow his book, and Li would not let go. Take the book and never let go. Huang pointed to the point of Yin and Yang in Li's abdomen, smiled and let go of his hand. When Huang pushed away Li's book, it fell to the ground. Li seemed dissatisfied and wanted revenge, but he was beaten twice. Poor thing!

This is our recess, ever-changing, there are joys and sorrows. Why don't you come during the break?

Trivia composition between classes 10 "Ding Zhong!" The class is over, like a liberated bell. Students began to rush out of the "devil's gate" and rush to the "paradise"-the playground.

"ah! Can't stand it! " The crowd had just dispersed when a boy said he was going to "liberate". The rest of us boys began to laugh.

Shit! I'm going to "liberate" too! I quickly borrowed a tissue from a kind person. Right after the toilet was "liberated" I saw a real good-hearted man; A child who seems to be in the first grade slipped at the door of the toilet. I saw a sixth-grade brother who was one head taller than me, so I helped him up. When I saw this scene, I couldn't help shedding two bright "tears".

Back in the classroom, I saw a male classmate crying. Just now, I saw that the "Four donkey kong" in our class began to play "Big Stick". I asked other students, "What happened to them?" That classmate said to me, "A female classmate hit that male classmate just now. But that female classmate should have shot too hard and made him cry. " "oh! I see! " I sighed.

But before it is too late, we must stop their "action" at once. I first signed up the monitor, and then advised them: How can such a trivial matter compete with girls? Why is this? These words. "Four donkey kong" immediately apologized to her female classmates when she heard this. I also continued to report to the monitor that they had restored peace. "Ding Rinrin bell!" There was a ring at the bell

"Oh, no! The' task' assigned by the classmates has not been completed yet! " I am sad in my heart: I hope that classmate will not see my face! Otherwise, he will tear me to pieces!

Composition during recess 1 1 recess is a beautiful, happy and free time to relax, which can not only rest sleepy eyes, but also rejuvenate tired body and mind and make us gain a lot.

"Jingle bells!" With the ringing of the bell, we ushered in a short recess. I stuck my head out of the window and saw: someone was reading with relish with a book in his hand, someone was sweating profusely on the table tennis case, someone was jumping back and forth on the basketball court, someone was playing games enthusiastically on the lawn, someone was strolling around the circular runway talking and laughing ... but the most striking thing was my good friend Xiaoyu and Xiaojun's arm wrestling.

At first, our female classmates thought Xiaoyu would win, because Xiaoyu was lively, cheerful and competitive, and a little naughty. I remember one time she climbed a tree and a drop of sticky resin fell right into her hair. Perhaps because of having a good time, Xiaoyu didn't feel anything. I can't comb my hair until the next morning! She said nothing. "Click!" In front of the mirror. I just cut my hair, and now I still cover it with a pinch of hair. Don't hold it with a hairpin. I see it's hard for them to tell the difference, it's hard to tell the difference. For a time, Xiaojun almost overwhelmed Xiaoyu's hand, and then Xiaoyu caught up. Female students are waving flags and shouting for Xiaoyu, while male students are anxious for Xiaojun. All the tables are ready, and it seems to us that they are about to crack. In a short time, both of them had beaded with sweat on their foreheads. The two are still deadlocked, and their tight muscles and firm eyes show their determination to win. In the end, the weaker Xiaojun couldn't hold on, nor could he hold on to the light rain, winning glory for the girls in our class.

Just ten minutes, but let me understand a truth: persistence is victory.

Composition 12 "Rinrin Bell" is accompanied by ringing bells, ha! Class is over!

Get out of the classroom, hey! Face to face is a person, haha! It was too crowded. I was chatting with my friends, just kidding, hahaha! Say a game, hehehe! Our side is very lively, and everyone is "thriving"! In the sound mixed with laughter, there is a cheerful melody.

Hey! I wonder who played a trick on us, huh! See if I can catch you! Hurry up and chase it out! Throw it out of the teaching building, wow-

On the way from the teaching building to the canteen, almost everyone came back from the canteen. Their pockets are bulging, um ... what are they holding? I think that is happiness.

A large piece of overgrown land with cats, except crickets and ants ... these aborigines seem to have only our posture left! Haha, who is that happy figure?

Basketball court seems to be the world of seniors, alas! Look at that lens! Ha! It's here. Hey! Nice pass! Ha! Dunk again! Ha ha! Hey, hey. ...

We watched the game by the court, haha! One by one with food in his hand, correct mouth, chatting while eating, sometimes with a few gestures and jokes. Don't be too careless! Be careful of being chased around by girls! Talking and laughing, that is our unique happiness.

At this time, maybe there are still people working hard in the classroom, maybe they are nervous about the next class, maybe someone has worked hard for the senior high school entrance examination, maybe everyone is about to face another exam in middle school, and sometimes we will be nervous, disappointed and afraid. Although we are not as overwhelmed as before, we are still happy but not crazy, calm but indifferent. We will face everything with a happy heart and create our childhood, even if there are too many. Look! White clouds in the sky are our smiling faces, and we have our own childhood. ...

"Rinrin Bell" is accompanied by the bell, and we move on. ...

Composition during recess 13 during recess, what a familiar and eye-catching word. When you see this word, do you think of those interesting things between classes? Then you are wrong. Don't underestimate this short ten minutes. Sometimes it is wonderful, sometimes it is helpless. Don't you believe it? Let's take a look at this wonderful and helpless recess.

Scene 1: Rinrin Bell ... The class is over, and the classroom is full of laughter again. My good friend and I are holding a stack of books and a loaf of bread in our hands, and we are having a good chat while eating. Suddenly I heard someone shout, "The teacher is coming, the teacher is coming." We immediately vomited bread and ran to the classroom. At the same time, the whole class immediately became silent. So pretend ... after about ten minutes, we didn't even see the teacher. However, people who lie about their military situation are bound to have a storm, and at this moment, the teacher is witnessing everything.

Camera 2: "Hey, hey, you know what? This transcript was sent down. " "Are you? So nervous. " "Yes, can you not be nervous? At this time, I am very worried about my grades. My deskmate said to me, "Haha, you failed this time." "What?" I sat down in my chair like a bolt from the blue and thought, "It's over, my world is coming to an end." "Ahem, classmates, be quiet. Now let's distribute the results. "Send it to me, I took a look, huh? Not bad. So ... I looked back at my deskmate again, trying to settle accounts with him, but I spared his life by looking at his expression of admitting his mistake.

Lens 3: The weather is still so sunny. I was wandering on the playground when I suddenly saw a little boy sitting on the ground. I saw him and immediately ran to help him up. At this moment, he suddenly jumped up and made a face at me: "I was cheated, hahaha …" He ran away, and I could only shake my head helplessly. How's it going? Feel the excitement during recess? If you like this recess, come and play with me!

Interclass composition 14 young, how can a good time be wasted? Students in our class seize every ten minutes between classes to study.

Look, the boys are reading together, as if they are still discussing something. Let's go and have a look. It turned out that Xia Hengsalary brought a book called Red Sorghum, written by Mo Yan, a China writer who won the Nobel Prize in Literature this year. They are leafing through the books carefully, undisturbed by the surrounding noise. After some research, they began to discuss why Mo Yan won the Nobel Prize. Zhang Huaze said, "I think Mo Yan is good at telling stories, and the stories he tells are wonderful and particularly attractive." Everyone discussed Zhang Zehua's point of view and thought what he said was very reasonable. At this time, Zhou Runsheng, who has been reading Red Sorghum, also threw out his own opinion: "Do you find that Mo Yan's writing is not too gorgeous, and his writing is easy to understand. When selecting the Nobel Prize, the judges should look at the English versions of the works. Simple language will not be very different in translation, and it can better present the original appearance of the work to the judges. Well, this view is also good! " Liang Jinyuan expressed his views on this point of view: "I think we can learn from Mo Yan, not seeking flowery rhetoric, but focusing on revealing true feelings. Articles with true feelings must be good articles. " "good! All right! I contacted myself, which is very practical. Famous artists do have a lot of good things worth learning. " Xia Hengsalary, the owner of the book, also spoke. "I think Mo Yan's novels have another advantage. His books are full of China flavor, and the stories all take place in his hometown Gaomi. This feature is difficult for foreign writers to imitate. Explain that writing an article should be good at drawing materials from the side, so that the article has its own unique flavor and is different. " "Wonderful, wonderful! My brothers are very good. " I clapped my hands repeatedly and shouted. Books are really our good friends. We had a good time between classes.

Inter-class tidbits composition 15 Inter-class tidbits, as the name implies, are little-known fragments on campus. Sure enough, some scenes accumulated in "deep memory" began to sink. ...

"Knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock." "Hurry up, go downstairs and pour tea!" "Oh!" ..... The constant noise completely "floated" out of the "water". In a short time, most people parted ways with the desks and chairs they had been in close contact with for a class.

Only sporadic "intellectuals" are still working hard, and of course I am no exception. "Xiao Bo, go out and play for a while!" Bubble suddenly stood in front of the table. "I'm afraid I can't finish my homework, so let's play first!" I threw an excuse and still bowed my head in the homework pile. It's really "a stone stirs up a thousand waves" Chen Junwei took the initiative. "Even if you study and do your homework, you need a proper rest!" "yes! Life lies in sports! " Chen Rongbo also inserted a sentence "irrelevant". There were onlookers who nodded assiduously. I didn't expect them to have such a group of "fans". I'm speechless. Hey! It really feels like a "hard drink"! They began to solve things by force. A group of people clumsily dragged me to the door. Do not stop? No, it was a false alarm. However, they kidnapped "teenagers" again. ...

People's minds are always easily distorted, and I began to be influenced by them to have fun. A few steps away, some studious people are talking about something. I stood up and joined the audience. It turned out that they were discussing a slightly difficult problem together. Well, I'll get to the point right away. "Oh, are you discussing the thinking in the book?" "Well," they said in unison. "I have solved this problem. Do you need me to analyze it for you? " "Very needed!" This time the volume is obviously much louder. ...

Time always controls everything. Look, the teacher's steady steps are approaching with the bell "I'm so familiar" ...