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1. After doing her homework for five minutes, her mobile phone became jealous and coaxed her for two hours.

Don't give up under the threat of life.

3, open today, be a happy foodie ~

4, the picture is limited and the happiness is infinite.

5, there is a kind of sadness called, I will return to you in seconds, and you will reincarnate me.

6. Tell me about you. It's good to have a girlfriend. When a man marries a man, he will have two suites and two cars.

7. Life is like a news broadcast, and you can't escape by changing the channel.

When I get rich, I will send people I hate to the best mental hospital.

9. My mother asked me to take my boyfriend home for dinner. I said forget it. It is not good to add another table.

10, I can't forget you at all. I will think of you when I see the rubbish in the street.