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You can't have it both ways, but you can be single and poor.

2. The only thing you can get easily is probably your weight.

Staying up late can prevent Alzheimer's disease, because staying up late can effectively prevent you from living to old age.

The world is so big that I want to see it. My wallet is too small to go if I want to.

The most dangerous thing in the world is to turn off the alarm clock and then close your eyes. At present, this is the only feasible way for human beings to cross. Close your eyes.

It will arrive in five seconds.

The future in two hours.

6. The ship of friendship capsized and the ship of love sank. Menstruation, just arrived, leaked, but single dog's canoe did not move.

Seven. How many more days?

Ten years later, when we met, we were sent to the crematorium and burned to ashes. You and I have a bunch, and no one knows anyone. They will all be sent to the countryside to make fertilizer.

8. The life of a good-looking person may be a biography, a novel or an essay. And you can only be a joke.

9. People like me who don't even know many famous brands sometimes don't even feel that others are showing off their wealth.

Every time I look in the mirror, I have an impulse to smash it. There is only one handsome man like me in the world.

Internet is a very practical invention. I used to have to turn over a lot of books to find enough information when I did my homework. Now you just need to surf the Internet and forget all about your homework.

The second is clean.

12. Obviously a rich man.

The second generation, do homework on time in class. I can drive a luxury car, but I squeeze the bus every day. I can eat by my face, but I'm trying. This is the difference between me and Mingming.

Thirteen. In the past, people could recite poems when they were young, but now children can only recite them correctly when they are young.

I don't know how others turn pressure into motivation. Anyway, I will only turn stress into appetite.

Please don't call me an otaku in the future, please tell me to close the house. Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

16. God will never treat those who work hard all night, and you will definitely have eye-popping dark circles.

17. You can eat hot pot and watch movies alone, but you can't fail the exam alone.

18. What is the biggest difference between mathematics and Chinese? I can't understand the answer after copying math, but I don't want to copy the answer after reading Chinese!

19. Big data shows that quitting smoking can prolong life.

Ten years of life. So if you quit smoking again and again, you will live forever.

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Every time I ride a bike to work, I am always laughed at by my colleagues. When I am rich, I will buy two luxury cars, one to clear the way in front and the other to protect the driver in the back. I will ride a bike in the middle to see who dares to laugh at me.