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The story of me and goldfish
Goldfish's tail is beautiful and white, much like a butterfly flying freely in the air.
I like little goldfish very much, and I have two goldfish at home. Everything is red except the tail.
Goldfish's tail is beautiful and white, much like a butterfly flying freely in the air. Goldfish have a big round cell on their heads. They often look at me curiously, which makes me like them very much.
Every noon, as soon as I get home, I will feed the goldfish and gawk at their naughty and lovely figures in the water.
In the afternoon, I will feed my "naughty bag" goldfish like at noon, but today's "naughty bag" seems a little strange: they float quietly on the water, motionless. I quickly called my mother, and her mother said, "Is the little goldfish dead?" Hearing the news, I burst into tears. How did the naughty boy who accompanied me for so long die? I poked the "naughty bag" with my hand, and at this moment, the little goldfish spit out a glittering and translucent bubble. Hmm? What's going on here? Fish don't spit bubbles when they are dead! It turns out that they are not dead at all, just sleeping! I flushed with anger when they saw me. The little goldfish immediately retreated to the bottom of the tank, swinging back and forth with their beautiful big tails up, and admitted to me their "crime" of sleeping late today. Seeing their sincere attitude, I couldn't help laughing, and I was seen by them again. As usual, they wagged their tails happily and even made a 360-degree turn to show their happiness.
Look! These are my pair of little goldfish-naughty boys!
Second, the story of Xiao Jinyu and me.
I have some small goldfish. Once, when I was feeding them food, several small goldfish came around to eat. You eat with relish. I felt almost the same, so I slowly lifted the line, and the little goldfish swam over, as if to say, I still have to eat. When I am full, they rest by the fish tank and wag their tails. How comfortable they are!
My little goldfish is so cute.
The full story of fisherman and goldfish
Once upon a time, an old man and his old woman lived by the blue sea. They lived in a shabby mud shed for thirty-three years.
The old man cast a net to fish. The old woman spun a knot. Once, the old man cast a net into the sea and picked up a net of seaweed. He cast his net again and pulled up a net of seaweed. He cast a net for the third time, and this time he caught a fish, not an ordinary fish, but a goldfish. Goldfish begged! She said in a human voice, "Grandpa, please put me back in the sea, and I will give you a valuable reward: you can have anything to save yourself."
The old man was surprised, but he was still a little scared: he had been fishing for 33 years and had never heard that fish could talk. He let the goldfish out and said a few kind words to her: "God bless you, goldfish! I don't want your reward. Go to the blue sea and wander freely there. "
The old man went back to the old woman and told her the great miracle. "Today I caught a fish, not an ordinary fish, but a goldfish; This goldfish can talk like us. She begged me to put her back in the blue sea and was willing to redeem herself with the most valuable thing: she would do anything I asked her to redeem her freedom. I dare not ask for her reward, so I put her back in the blue sea. "
The old woman pointed at the old man and scolded him, "You idiot, you are really an old fool!"! Dare not take the reward of goldfish! Even if we want a wooden basin, ours is broken. "
So the old man came to the blue sea and saw the sea rippling slightly. The old man shouted to the goldfish, who swam to him and asked, "Grandpa, what do you want?" The old man saluted her and replied, "Come on, goldfish, my old woman scolded me and didn't let me have peace. She wants a new wooden basin, and ours is broken and can't be used any more. "
The goldfish replied, "Don't be sad, go, and God bless you. You will have a new wooden basin soon. " When the old man returned to the old woman, she really had a new wooden basin.
The old lady cursed even more: "you fool, you are really an old fool!" What an old fool! All you want is a wooden basin. How much can a wooden basin be worth? Go home, old fool, and find the goldfish again, give her a present and ask her for a wooden house. " So the old man went to the blue sea again. The old man shouted to the goldfish, who swam to him and asked, "Grandpa, what do you want?"
The old man saluted her and replied, "Come on, goldfish! The old woman scolded me even more. She won't let my old man rest, and my nagging wife wants a cabin. " The goldfish replied, "Don't be sad, go, and God bless you. That's it: you will have a wooden house. "
The old man walked to his mud shed, which had disappeared without a trace; In front of him is a wooden house with a bright room, a white chimney made of bricks and a door made of oak boards. The old woman sat at the window and swore at her husband, "you fool, you are only ten years old!" Old * * *, all you need is a wooden house! Get out, salute the goldfish and say, I don't want to be a lowly old woman anymore, I want to be a hereditary lady.
The old man walked towards the blue sea. The old man shouted to the goldfish again, and the goldfish swam to him and asked, "Grandpa, what do you want?" The old man saluted her and replied, "Come on, goldfish! The old woman lost her temper even more. She won't let my dad rest. She is no longer willing to be a farmer, she wants to be a hereditary wife. " The goldfish replied, "Don't be sad, go, and God bless you."
The old man went back to the old woman. What did he see? A tall building. His old woman stood on the steps, wearing a valuable mink vest, gorgeous headdress, a pearl necklace around her neck, a gold ring with jewels in her hand and red boots on her feet. Hard-working slaves stood in front of her, and she whipped them and pulled their foreheads. The old man said to his old woman, "Hello, noble lady! I think your heart should be satisfied this time. "
The old woman yelled at him and sent him to the stable to work. A week later, another week later, the old woman was even more mischievous. She sent the old man to the goldfish. "Get out, salute the goldfish and say that I don't want to be a lady anymore, I want to be the queen of freedom."
The old man was startled and begged, "What's the matter, wife, have you taken crazy medicine?" You can't even walk or talk normally! You will make the whole country laugh. "The old woman became more and more angry and slapped her husband in the face." Hillbilly, how dare you talk back to me and argue with a hereditary lady like me? -Go to the beach. To tell you the truth, you have to go if you don't go. "
The old man went to the seaside (the blue sea turned gray). He called goldfish again, and the goldfish swam up to him and asked. "What do you want, Grandpa?" The old man saluted her and replied. "Come on, goldfish, my old woman is yelling again: she doesn't want to be a lady anymore, she wants to be the queen of freedom." The goldfish replied, "Don't be sad, go, and God bless you. Well, the old woman is going to be a queen! " The old man went back to the old woman.
Why, in front of him is a royal palace, and his old woman becomes a queen, sitting at the table to eat, and ministers and nobles wait on her. Pour her wine from abroad. She is eating a beautiful cake, surrounded by majestic guards with sharp axes on their shoulders. The old man looks-startled! Hurriedly bowed and kowtowed to the old woman and said, "Hello, Your Majesty! Well, your heart should be satisfied this time. "
The old woman didn't even look at him and ordered him to be driven away. The minister and the nobles rushed over together, grabbed the old man by the neck and pushed him out. At the door, the guard came and almost cut down the old man with a sharp axe. People laughed at him: "old fool, what a suck!" This is a lesson for you: you should behave yourself in the future! "
A week later, another week later, the old woman became even more ridiculous. She sent courtiers to find her husband. They found the old man and brought him here. The old woman said to the old man, "Go back and salute the goldfish. I don't want to be the queen of freedom anymore. I want to be the overlord of the ocean, let me live in the ocean, call goldfish to wait on me, and let me use it casually. "
The old man dare not talk back or speak against his will. So he ran to the blue sea and saw a dark storm on the sea: the raging waves surged and roared. The old man shouted to the goldfish, who swam to him and asked, "Grandpa, what do you want?"
The old man saluted her and replied, "Come on, Fish Queen! What am I supposed to do with this damn old woman? She doesn't want to be a queen anymore, she wants to be a sea overlord; So that she can live in the sea of Wang Yang and ask you to wait on her and listen to her. "
The goldfish didn't say a word, but scratched his tail in the water and swam into the deep sea. The old man waited for the answer for a long time at the seaside, but he didn't wait. He must go back to see the old lady. He saw the broken mud shed in front of him, her old woman sitting on the threshold, and the broken wooden basin in front of him.
(3) Extended reading of the story between me and goldfish:
The Story of the Fisherman and the Golden Fish is a fairy tale written with narrative poems. The old woman in the story is always dissatisfied and puts forward one request after another for the little goldfish. The old woman's endless pursuit turned into greed, from the initial poverty to the later prosperity, and finally returned to the former poverty. The story tells us that there is nothing wrong with pursuing a better life, but the key is moderation. The result of excessive greed must be nothing.
At the beginning of the poem, an old man and his old woman live in "a shabby hut in Xiao Mu" by the sea. The old man casts a net to fish every day, and the old woman spins and knots every day. These facts show that the old man's family was poor, and the old lady still loved to work at that time.
Then, the author wrote that the old man hit a goldfish and put her back into the sea without any reward. This incident shows that the old man is a kind person. However, when the old woman learned about it, she swore and forced the old man to ask the goldfish for a new wooden basin. The goldfish met the old woman's requirements.
But the old woman swore again and asked the old man to have another wooden house. The goldfish gave her a wooden house. Judging from these two things, the old woman's desire is not high, and all she wants is what is urgently needed in life; However, from her scolding of the old man, we can find that she is unreasonable and pushes her luck.
Subsequently, the author described the situation that the old woman made three requests to the goldfish. For the first time, the old woman said that she was "unwilling to be an ordinary peasant woman" and that she wanted to be a "hereditary lady". Goldfish met her requirements. After the old woman became a lady, she sent the old man to the stable to work. This incident shows that the old woman's thoughts have changed, and she began to break away from the working people and become the ruler who exploited and oppressed them.
The second time, the old woman declared, "I don't want to be a hereditary lady anymore" and "I want to be a queen of freedom." Goldfish once again met her requirements. When the old man came back, "the old woman didn't even look at him, so she ordered him to be driven away from her eyes." This incident fully exposed the old woman's insatiable psychology. She became a lady and a member of the ruling class, but she was still not satisfied. She also became the supreme ruler of the country and enslaved all the people.
The third time, the old woman claimed that she was "unwilling to be the queen of freedom" and "wanted to be the overlord of the sea", and asked the goldfish to serve her personally and obey her orders. This time, the goldfish not only didn't agree to her request, but also took back everything she had given her before. When the old man came back from the seaside, he saw "the same cabin" and "the same broken wooden basin" in front of the old woman. Goldfish did this because she had seen that the old woman's greedy heart would never be satisfied.
It can be seen from the above facts that the old lady is arrogant, fierce and insatiable. Through his own experience of changing from poor to rich and from rich to poor, the author points out that greedy people like old women have no good end. This is the truth explained in the story of fisherman and golden fish.
Fourth, the story of Xiao Jinyu and me, 450 words.
When I got home at noon, there was a new member in my "Crystal Palace"-four lively and lovely little goldfish. Mother said, "These are gifts from others. You should take good care of them. " "Yes, no problem, I will be optimistic." I patted my chest and assured my mother. In the future, I will be a goldfish breeder. Look, how beautiful these four goldfish are! Their clothes sparkled in the sun. I always put them in sunny places and let them swim freely in warm water. Since the little goldfish came to my house, I fed them food every day and changed the water every five days, so that the little goldfish could grow up healthily and happily. Whenever I feed them, they will swim happily and compete for food. Although they are usually friendly, they taste different! Competing for each other, I was afraid that they would quarrel, so I grabbed another handful of fish food and sprinkled it into the fish tank. They are interesting when they eat, and their mouths are like the letter "O". They taste open and close, which is really pleasing! Although there are joys in keeping goldfish, there are also times of sadness. One day, I moved the fish tank to the balcony to visit my sick aunt. Unfortunately, it rained heavily and the fish tank was full of water. A little goldfish swam around on the surface of the water, jumping up and down … accidentally jumped out of the fish tank and fell to the ground and died. I have been moping for several days, and there is not a smile on my face. My little goldfish is sometimes very picky about food. Once, I went to feed them happily. Unexpectedly, goldfish, who always like to eat glistening rice, just like eating enough rice, put the rice aside without looking. I was afraid that they would starve to death, so I put them with tadpoles to distract them. After a while, I went to have a look. Ah, the tadpole is missing. I saw the little goldfish sleeping under the fish tank! So they ate my tadpole. Hum, how can this happen! Can see their lazy appearance, I smiled helplessly, these naughty boys! There are joys and sorrows, there are joys and sorrows. Isn't this the inspiration of Mr. Lao She's writing about raising flowers? Is this the same reason I keep goldfish? My little goldfish gave me a lot of new fun. I like these naughty elves!
The story of me and the little golden fish
If you liked listening to stories when you were a child, you must have heard the story of the fisherman and the little goldfish: the kind old fisherman put the little goldfish back into the sea, but the old fisherman's wife was insatiable and kept asking for returns from the little goldfish. Finally, the little goldfish got angry and took all the gifts. The old fisherman and his wife returned to a poor life.
A thousand years later, the old fisherman became a millionaire. He came to the seaside. He wants to find the little goldfish:
On the first day, he sent a lot of short messages to the little goldfish, hoping to see him. The little goldfish readily agreed to him.
The next day, he sent a lot of short messages to the little goldfish, told his own story and bought a Guanyin statue for the little goldfish.
On the third day, he promised to give the little goldfish a new mobile phone. The little goldfish looked very happy.
On the fourth day, the little goldfish sent him a short message: Hehe ~ ~ This little goldfish was so powerful that it bit off the hook and slipped away. Goodbye, my old fisherman!
The old fisherman received the news and realized that he had been teased by the little goldfish. He hated it and said, I must get this little goldfish. I will steam the fish head, make a bowl of shark fin porridge with the fish tail, make sweet and sour fish with the fish body, and finally take out the fishbone to make a fried fish steak to ease my anger and hatred!
Little goldfish snigger: Old fisherman, don't blame me for not taking the bait, just blame your hook for being too straight ~ ~
Six stories about me and goldfish
On the blue sea, there is a shabby Xiao Mu hut where an old man and his old woman live. The old woman spins and weaves, while the old man goes fishing and lives in poverty. One day, the old man caught a beautiful goldfish. The goldfish pleaded, "Let me go back to the sea, and I can satisfy any request you have!" " The kind old man put her back into the sea without asking for anything. When he got home, he told the old woman about it. Before he finished, the old woman became angry: "Fool! Idiot! Why not ask her for something? Go, go, get a new wooden basin. "With a new wooden basin, she wants a house again; With a house, she wants to be a lady again; Tired of being a lady, she forced the old man to find a goldfish and said that she wanted to be the queen of freedom. The old man was cornered and had to run to the seaside. I don't know why, the blue sea is getting darker and darker, which is scary. The old man anxiously called for goldfish. The goldfish heard his cry, swam over and asked kindly, "What do you want? Dad, please say it! " The old man quickly bowed to it and said in a trembling voice, "Fish Empress, do a good deed. My damn wife doesn't want to be a lady. She wants to be the queen of freedom. She slapped me and made me beg you. This ..... Goldfish was very unhappy, but for the sake of her poor father, she agreed to this request: "All right. Dad, don't be sad, go home! God bless you, the old woman will become a queen. " The old man said goodbye to the goldfish and turned back. Hey, what's up? He couldn't believe his eyes. A magnificent palace stood in front of his eyes, and his old woman sat high on the throne, glittering all over and wearing a golden crown on her head. Ministers and nobles greeted people with smiles, filled her with bright green wine and sent beautiful cakes into her mouth. There are many warriors standing beside her, with axes shining with cold light on their shoulders. The old man was scared to death, stepped forward and plopped down on his knees. The old woman rolled her eyes and snorted and said, "Somebody, get this old beggar out!" " "The poor old man was dragged out of the palace by the guards and wandered around. A few weeks later, the old woman who became the queen was in a bad mood again. There is no point in being a queen, she thought. Even goldfish can't rule. Alas-by the way, be the overlord of the sea, so that she will have to listen to me like a dog. So she ordered the samurai to take the old man into the palace and said to him, "You, go to the seaside and tell that damn goldfish that I want to be the overlord of the sea and let it serve me obediently." Otherwise, I will kill you! Get out! "The old man got up trembling and stumbled towards the sea. He saw the black waves on the sea, rolling and roaring like hills. The old man summoned the goldfish again. The goldfish swam to him and asked, "Dad, what do you need?" Embarrassed, the old man stammered out the old woman's request. Hearing this, the goldfish was very angry with the old woman's insatiable greed, but it didn't say anything, just paddling in the water with its tail, turned and swam into the deep sea and disappeared. When the old man looked back, the magnificent palace was gone, and so were the ministers, nobles and warriors, as if nothing had happened. At present, it is still a shabby Xiao Mu hut, and the old woman is still sitting on the threshold in rags, guarding the broken wooden basin. ...
Write the composition of the little goldfish, and the story of me and it! (More than 500 words)
There are three little goldfish in my house. There is a red and white fish, and I named it Huahua. The flower is the largest, with a round head, red eyes and several red spots on its long tail. It swims like a fairy's swinging dress. Let's talk about the other two little goldfish. They are all red, a big one and a small one. I named them scarlet and Xiaohong respectively. They often swim together, just like sisters.
I like these three little goldfish very much. I remember one time, I found the little goldfish a little faded, thinking: They must not adapt to the life in the fish tank and need aquatic plants for greening. So, I decided to go to the flower, bird, fish and insect market in Taoranting Park to buy some water hyacinths. When I bought a water hyacinth and put it in the fish tank, the little goldfish swam excitedly among the green water hyacinths, as if playing hide-and-seek with each other. Water hyacinth has many roots and spreads in all directions. The little goldfish took these roots as his bedroom, and when he was tired of swimming, he rested at the dense roots of the water hyacinth.
Gradually, I like the little goldfish. When I encounter difficulties in my study, I crouch in the fish tank and watch them swim quietly. Sometimes the little goldfish will suddenly stop at the edge of the fish tank and seem to look at me and say, "Come on, Yin! Believe that you are the best! " I suddenly felt very confident and immediately went back to my desk to continue my study.
I like feeding them best. Once, I just spilled crumbs into the fish tank, and the three of them were neck and neck, scrambling for food and eating hard. I said to them, "Eat slowly, don't worry." They seemed to understand what I said, and they all looked up, with the big one in the back and the small one in the front, as if they were giving in to each other and lining up. I'm so happy!
Little goldfish brings a lot of fun to my life. I like little goldfish!
Refer to it, adopt it and praise it.
Tell the story of me and goldfish, what is a better topic?
My family has a smart and lovely goldfish.
I have kept it for more than a year, about 10 cm long, wearing a golden red dress, two little black eyes, never blinking in the water, and a tail like scissors, swinging around in the water, very happy. Children who come to our house love to tease it, and I am very happy to have such a small partner.
In fact, this goldfish was timid and inflexible when it was first bought. When people approached the fish tank, it sank to the bottom. When I fed it, it didn't even dare to float under the fish tank. It floated to the surface of the water, waited for me to feed with its mouth open, and swam happily in the water with its tail wagging at me after eating.
Now the little goldfish is more and more naughty, diving into the water during the day and being more dishonest at night. One night, we all fell asleep. Suddenly, there was a loud noise in the house. Mom thought it was a thief!
When I turned on the light, I found that the little goldfish jumped out of the fish tank, landed on the coffee table and jumped around, and then stopped. Mom quickly put it in the fish tank. After a while, it swam slowly in the water again. How dangerous!
Listen to my mother: fish can't live without water just as people can't live without fresh air. We should learn to protect the environment from an early age, so that human beings can live in harmony with nature.
The story of me and the little goldfish 500
Very good! Mother bought me some goldfish. I put them in a transparent and solid fish tank, which is the comfortable, warm and safe home of the little goldfish!
At first, I paid great attention to the goldfish's every move and often wandered around the fish tank. Small fish swim around in the fish tank; Some float to the surface to breathe fresh air; Some spit crystal clear bubbles in the water; Others are whispering, as if talking about something important ... all this makes me feel very fresh. But as time went on, my curiosity gradually disappeared. Finally, I will never come here again.
Until one day, my mother and I were watching TV, and the scene of tropical typhoon "Samba" was playing on TV. I was surprised to see the fish tank next to the TV when I watched the pictures of the waves rolling and stormy waves. I haven't played with goldfish for a long time. My eyes suddenly lit up, and I suddenly thought that goldfish is very timid. If I secretly blow into the water, it will samba the goldfish and run away quickly. How interesting that would be! It is really worthwhile for Edison and Einstein II to come up with such a good idea and put it into practice. I crept up to the fish tank. No, it was discovered! Again ... haha, it worked! Make persistent efforts! "Samba is coming, tropical typhoon is coming, run!" I laughed when I watched the fish running around. Goldfish is too timid!
But the next day, I heard my mother shout, "Tan, come on! The fish is dead! " When I heard the news, I saw a fish with golden scales and a silver belly die. This fish is the biggest fish in the aquarium. Alas! I scared the hell out of a fish hero.
Afterwards, I stopped scaring goldfish, but paid more attention to them: feeding them on time and changing water regularly, so that they could live a stable life. Now whenever I get close to the fish tank, the goldfish will lean out and say hello to me! Really answered a sentence in our article: trust can create a beautiful realm!
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