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"Where the Heart Goes"
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After leaving Su Yao's house, when Lin Siman returned to his home, it happened to rain. It rained for almost a night, and it cleared up again the next day. Every rainy day, I always think of him. What's going on? I still haven't come out? The feeling about him is still fresh in my memory, why can't I simply forget him, why do I always like rainy days like this...
In the morning, Lin Siman's phone rang, it was Su Yao.
This little girl has been in a passionate relationship with Duan Jiaxuan recently. They have sex every day, which makes people envious and makes all the women in the company jealous, because Duan Jiaxuan is the general manager of this company and the next one. The CEO's successor. But for Su Yao, he only has one identity, that is, her boyfriend, whether he is tall, rich and handsome, or short and poor. This made Lin Siman envious.
The ringtone is Tsai Chin's "Tears of a Lover":
Why do I shed tears for you?
Don't you understand that for love
Only the tears of a lover are the most precious
Every tear is love.
If my lover had not separated from me
I would not shed tears. Will fall down, fall down
Spring is coming
Spring flowers are blooming
How can you say goodbye
I look through the autumn water in the boudoir
Don’t forget that my love is as deep as the sea
.....
She was intoxicated for a moment and only became lazy after finishing a song. The ground answered the phone.
"You lazy idiot, why did you answer the phone? It's already nine o'clock, get up soon!"
"Little demon, stop making trouble, today is the weekend."
"We agreed to go shopping together, did you forget?"
"Oh, yes, where will we meet?"
"We'll meet at the same Starbucks on the corner." Let’s go!”
They met in front of Starbucks.
There is music playing in the cafe, which is the theme song "True Love" from the long-ago idol drama "The Prince Turns into a Frog":
Memories are as wonderful as an amusement park
We are like lovers Falling in love
Happiness should not be a given
It’s just that we are too playful
My thoughts are as soft as clouds
And you Lying quietly in my chest
I am like a willful lost child
Holding tightly to loneliness
We have all understood and regretted
Once you miss love, it’s hard to get it back
Don’t be afraid to confess for fear of being spoiled by you
Forget what you should and shouldn’t
Where to go Retrieve true love, retrieve all regrets
The truth of love can be revealed
Give me more fragments to piece together unknown accidents
Lost memory of the first love
I am the wonderful thing that you have forgotten
But you left with the memory
The heartbeat is our only cry
Remind us that we once loved each other
Your smile is as bright as the sun
Carefully hide it in my pocket
Give me warmth when I am weak
No one can It cannot be replaced
But we have all understood and regretted it
Once you miss it, it is difficult to get it back
Don’t be afraid to confess or you will be spoiled easily
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Forgot what should and should not
Where can I find true love and find all the regrets
The truth of love can be revealed
Give more I pieced together some fragments of an unknown accident
Losing memory of the first love
She couldn't help but want to cry as she listened. Love is as gorgeous as a fairy tale. Is there still true love in this world? ? How many frogs must the princess kiss before she meets the real Mr Right? Even Shiguliang can bravely pursue true love, why can't she?
"Wow, why do you have panda eyes? You look like you have been crying. Your skin also looks very dry. By the way, have you had breakfast?"
"Not yet What about you? "
"Me neither. Let's go to that porridge shop to eat together. We're all in our thirties! Let's go to the mall after we finish. Buy some skin care products," Su Yao said, looking at Lin Siman's face.
"Hey, yes, I am a menopausal old woman like you! Let's go quickly, I haven't taken care of myself for a long time." Lin Siman was indignant at the words "thirties" and replied to her suddenly, Su Yao wasn't angry either. She pretended she didn't hear anything and the two of them became good again.
"Fortunately, I met Mr. , A devoted life and fulfilling work are the best things.”
“Then you have to be active and stop staying in your imagination.”
“Yes. , but I always feel that I am not good enough. I hope that one day, I can stand in front of him and tell him confidently that I can have a future with him. I am very happy to watch the same book and TV series with him. Playing the numbers game, I want to die every time, but I don’t want to die. How can I still love him even if I see different things? This kind of silence. "
"Ah, no one breaks this silence, but it reminds me of Mr. Lu Xun. If you don't break out in silence, you will perish in silence. You are evenly matched and have the same ideas. It’s because two people love each other. Maybe you should meet him.”
“But I don’t know what he means. Every move he makes makes me think a lot, but there are too many. Not easy to integrate.
In what I wrote, he was the hero of my story. He seemed dissatisfied with his role and wanted to break up with me. He even wanted to be my ex. I couldn’t find a more lovable man than him. I I really want to tell him that every character has his shadow, but I dare not say it. No matter what, it should be a man who speaks. Let me say it first. If that were not the case, I would be laughed at by people all over the world. "
"When I was in my twenties, no one told me that in a relationship, it is more important to stay true to yourself and keep getting better than to compromise and dote on the other person. Staying true to yourself can test whether you are in tune with the other person and can make the relationship deeper and more lasting. Never choose someone hastily because of loneliness, helplessness, parental pressure, personal face, anxiety, etc. This person is a part of your life and exerts an inexhaustible influence on you, so be cautious, even being single is much better than making a mistake. "
"Well, yes, Su Yao, a good marriage is a match of souls. The husband and wife are good friends, confidants and lovers. When we can't see each other, we do simple and happy arithmetic. Whenever the numbers overlap, I get excited because the secrets of love are hidden in the numbers. I really want to turn all the numbers into him. ”
“Lin Siman, you’re done. You’ve always hated numbers, but now you feel like even numbers have become cute.” ”
“Numbers are cold, but people have feelings. What particularly surprised me was the coincidence between the former and the current gods in the story he wrote about me. We also have a tacit understanding of each other and are naturally in sync with each other. Do you think this is a kind of fate? ”
“That is the one person in a million, you must not miss it.
"The relationship between the two best friends has become closer, which reminds Lin Siman of the song "The Best Arrangement":
Because of similar encounters, there are endless topics to talk about
Because* **There is more tacit understanding on the same topic
I see the little you in me
I understand you and only you understand the secret
Unbelievable, it's like a promise that has been made long ago
Two people walking together
This is the best arrangement
Arrange for me to accompany you to meet every kind of love
Time always leaves and comes back quietly behind our backs
This is the best arrangement
Arrange for you to protect me with angelic care
Stop by stop, slowly or quickly
You must be you to remind each other
The surprises life brings
Because there are endless similar encounters topic
Because *** the same topic has more tacit understanding
I see the little you in me
I understand you and only The secret you know
It’s unbelievable that it’s like a promise already made
Two people traveling together
This is the best arrangement
Arrangement to let I accompany you to meet every kind of love
Time always leaves and comes back quietly behind our backs
This is the best arrangement
The arrangement allows you to protect me Angel-like care
One stop at a time, slowly or quickly
You must be there to remind each other
The surprises that life brings
Enjoy the wonderful moment of love together
Lean on your shoulder when you are sad
Let’s talk about the future and the bad things about boys
Happiness is having a good meal
What good luck will be cherished
Long live friendship will last forever
Don’t give up if you hold it tightly in your hand
This is the best arrangement
The arrangement allows me to accompany you to meet every kind of love
Time always quietly leaves and comes back behind our backs
This is the best arrangement Good arrangements
Let us gradually understand that happiness is not an accident
Love relays love day by day
I need you and me to continue
Discover more surprises...
2
They came to a nearby Manling porridge shop. The sign on the wall said that they had pumpkin porridge and preserved egg and lean meat. Porridge, white fungus and lotus seed porridge, red bean and barley porridge, black rice porridge, eight-treasure porridge and other kinds of porridge. In Chengdu, people usually drink white fungus porridge, which does not cause internal heat.
"I'm drinking pumpkin porridge, what do you want?" Lin Siman asked.
"Preserved egg and lean meat porridge bar, the same price, the best value for money."
"This porridge shop has been around for a long time. I remember you used to like to drink this salty preserved egg and lean meat porridge." Why does the taste of meat porridge change?"
"Life is already salty enough, I'd better have something sweet."
"Yeah, that makes sense, next time. I'll try pumpkin porridge too." Su Yao nodded.
Afterwards, they arrived at Risheng Department Store. The products on the first floor were all big brands, and there were counters one after another. Lin Siman was dazzled.
"Which brand is better? Xiaoyao, what brand do you usually use?"
"Haha, I use it randomly. I don't look at the ads, just to see the efficacy."
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"Don't use it indiscriminately, be careful of allergies. When you first came to Chengdu, didn't you get urticaria? Maybe you used something wrong."
”
“Oh, what you said makes sense. If you don’t use this kind of thing on your face, you should use an old brand. It’s trustworthy. It’s better to be more expensive than to hurt the skin. Hey, then Next to it is the Estee Lauder counter. Come on, let's go take a look. ”
“In the future, you still have to go to bed early and get up early, otherwise your skin will age quickly. "
"Well, don't stay up late. Staying up late will damage your liver. Go to bed early at night. "
"I know, you are so considerate. "
"It's necessary. Who makes you my favorite best friend? When you get married, I will definitely give you a big red envelope. "
My best friends went to a bakery after watching the movie "Hello, Zhihua".
"This sandwich looks delicious, and it also has meat floss. Tiramisu looks good too, and that hot dog is good too, don’t you think so, Su Yao? Lin Siman became excited as soon as she saw the food.
"I just know how to eat. Isn't it afraid that I will get fat to death?" ”
“They are all delicious. I don’t know what to eat. It’s so hard to choose.” ”
“Oh, what are you eating? Come on.” "She looked at the time on her phone and urged. Seeing that Lin Siman was still hesitating, she added: "You should find a man to make decisions for you. I'll take this, just the black chocolate one, and eat the rest another day. "She knows that Lin Siman has difficulty choosing. Everything he sees is good. Sometimes he spends money to buy a lot of things he likes, but there is no time to eat them.
"Su Yao, you are the best, hug. "After taking the bread, the shopkeeper's computer played the song "Original Intention" by Leo Ku.
"Shopkeeper, do you like listening to music? Lin Siman asked in surprise.
"Yeah, I listen to it whenever I'm in a bad mood. I like Lin Xi's lyrics." "
"Then are you in a bad mood now? "
"No, I just miss my husband. He has gone to a distant overseas country and I don't know when he will come back. "
"Music represents mood. I believe that your lover must be thinking of you from afar. "
"Thank you. If it is true, that would be great. It means that the wait on my behalf is worth it."
”
Lin Siman suddenly felt that she and the shop owner were in the same situation. Didn’t that song also represent her feelings?
When I was a child, I was fearless
I had so many fantasies. Fly more freely
When setbacks humble your dreams
Only then do you realize that growth is a drop of tears
It is not difficult to make a great wish
Difficult Even though we stumble, we still have faith
How many people swear by it
Disintegrated when the wind blows
The world is covered with barbed wire
Under the net Covered with bruises
Dare to be crazy if you dare to be disappointed
Don’t strive for anyone else
Decide who I am by myself
Ideals and reality are contrary to
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I am not ashamed of my original intention
Grit my teeth and get through it
I was the one who protected me back then
I am naive and have great wisdom
Imperfect, at least not hypocritical
Some goals are too far away
Some pursuits collapse midway
But if there are no twists and turns
Heaven is too Simple
Not afraid of the loneliness of falling
Just afraid of letting down whoever is with you
Proud to leave no regrets
Don’t strive for someone else
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I decide who I am
Ideals and reality are contrary to each other
I am not ashamed of my original intention
Gritting my teeth
I was the one who protected me back then
Naive and wise
Not perfect, at least I wasn’t hypocritical
I don’t strive for anyone else
Make my own decision I can fly
Even if I am the only one left, how tired I am
The original heart will never be destroyed
Grit your teeth and get through it
The original me Create me
Innocence and great wisdom
Achieve the brilliant purity in the heart
The scarred glory
Who has never had a sad time? No one can have heartbreak in the past, but after being hurt, you still have to believe that you will be happy. Even if you are hurt 100 times, your heart will beat 101 times because there is love, and every time is the first love, that is the original intention of love. , Su Yao got happiness. Although she was jealous to death, she was no longer her best friend, but she sincerely hoped that she would get better and better. It was said in "The Legend of Wukong" that "My fate is up to me." They are all people who do not accept their fate. If they lose their original intention, they will not be able to find the direction of their heart, and happiness will be far away.
Where is the end of love, just like where your original intention begins? The earth is round. Is death the end point? In fact, there is no end. Love is a cycle, so the end is also a new beginning.
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