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What color is the body and soul without heart?

I just turned around and forgot how long the road ahead was.

As long as you are by my side, I can save my thoughts.

What color is the body and soul without heart?

The incandescent lamp mixed with moonlight illuminated two shadows. It's weird.

Fear, [two people walking together]; Become, I am alone.

A single bed is for two people.

Clink glasses with loneliness, and the air flatters.

Who will I meet in my next life?

Forgiveness only forgives and regrets.

We all have feelings.

An apology is enough to kill me.

No one will not mind each other's past, but they just can't change it.

It's good to know some pain yourself. There is no need to show off.

How I want to smile mercilessly/* to let you know that I am fine.

One heart can't hold too many people.

The big sun woke me up.

You set me free, but you imprisoned my conscience.

Forgive my unruly life, unrestrained love and freedom.

When a woman loves a man the most, she regrets not giving him all the first time.

A smart woman won't make herself emotionally crazy. Even if she loses, she will lose like a winner.

You can understand me when it rains. Sometimes you are timid.

It's better to call it love and hate.

Are you okay? Do you think of me occasionally?

Love words are spoken by liars to fools.

If you are still addicted to the tenderness of stepping on the air at any time, good luck.

The best is not what you say or do, but what you can give me.

You can forget everything except yourself.

After lovelorn, 50% idiots like to commit suicide to gain sympathy.

Love is a journey with water and stars, a storm that floods the air and flour.

You are still an island, and I am a wave.

Butterflies can't fly over the sea, and no one can bear to blame them.

The only smiling face I want to see is nostalgia.

If only women could get married and have children.

Every kind of wound is another kind of maturity.

Where should a person put his heart at night?

Everyone who says he doesn't want to fall in love has an impossible person in his heart.

Do you think I have had a good time these years?

What kind of joke will make you forget to think about him?

I didn't know my loneliness until I saw nostalgia.

No one will not mind each other's past, but they just can't change it.

Inexplicable sadness is emotional. No one is wrong and no one needs comfort and can't leave.

Invisible scenery, just want to hide in your dreams and see you clearly.

If you love, you will cry, you will lose, and you can't see the road ahead again and again.

What is the flower language of Oncidium?

The Flower Language of Oncidium: Hidden Love

Oncidium, also known as Dancing Orchid, Dancing Orchid, Kingdee Orchid and Oncidium, is the general name of Oncidium in Orchidaceae. There are more than 750 species of the genus in the world, and most of the commercially used species are hybrids. The plants are light and dull, the flower stems are light and drooping, and the flowers are strange and lovely. They look like flying kingdees and are very dynamic. It is one of the most important potted flowers and cut flowers in the world.

Key points of Oncidium cultivation:

1. The cultivation materials are tree ferns and oil-free hardwoods in hot and humid places, and fern roots and moss can be planted in porous pots in dry places.

2. Daily management Oncidium is generally not strict with the environment.

3. The principle of watering at ordinary times is to alternate dry and wet, and water 1 time every 2 ~ 3 days. Water every day in midsummer, and often spray water on the leaves and ground around the flowerpot to humidify and cool down. Reduce watering in winter, and apply dilute liquid fertilizer or 0. 1% compound fertilizer 2-3 times a month during the growing period. Stop fertilizing in winter.

4. Shade 30% in spring and autumn and 50% to 70% in summer, but it should not be placed in the dark of Taiyin to avoid excessive growth of branches and leaves and affect flower bud differentiation. The optimum growth temperature is about 25℃, and the room temperature in winter should not be lower than 10℃.

5. Every year, change pots and culture media.

Make sentences with what or what.

1, the clown is the kind of person who can't see whether he is happy or sad in his heart, because he drew a smiling face on himself.

I must continue to look for the pure land of bliss. However, the pure land is not on earth, and I don't know whether it is courage or escape.

3. Home is a constant harbor for travelers. We can stop here without any documents, whether in peacetime or in wartime. Deciduous leaves return to their roots, which is also our unchanging destiny.

4, tomato, his appearance is red, like a small lantern, very cute. It contains a lot of vitamins and protein. Whether eaten raw or cooked, its pulp tastes as sweet and delicious.

There are more than ten pots of orchids on the windowsill. The rich fragrance of orchids, yellow-green petals and dark green slender and simple leaves left a deep impression on me unconsciously. Is this flower or grass?

Whether you are a man or a woman, gentleness and generosity are worthy of the name. A person's real courage is by no means equal to stopping others from talking with his fist.

7. Whether it is wind or rain; Regardless of the exposure to the hot sun, the grass is not afraid of difficulties and resolutely stands down. The strong quality of grass deeply touched my heart.

Yes, but no matter what you do, this seed will eventually grow into a peach tree. You may want an apple or an orange, but it's still a peach in the end.

Chen Qizhen: Why did you clap your hands at the concert? Why did you stand up and dance? Is it because you are really moved, or because you follow others? Is it because you really like music or because you are afraid of loneliness that you are used to turning on the stereo when you get home?

10, my father is tall, but thin. His back is a little bent. I don't know whether he is thin or old. This is a thought-provoking question, which hurts my heart.

1 1, autumn, is it harvest or sadness? Everything depends on your own experience.

12, keep learning, no matter what you look like, no matter whether you are rich or not, no matter this or that, you will have a chance.

13, if you want to be happy, please love others with your heart. The world we live in is not only made up of colorful things, but also woven with love. When you love someone wholeheartedly, you will feel extremely happy.

14, the rain curtain on one side keeps alternating. Raindrops fell from the sky in an instant, with amazing speed, and fell without thinking. Maybe people sometimes do what they want to do like raindrops, without dawdling or thinking about whether they fell to the ground or were caught by flowers and leaves.

15, I really don't know whether I should be ashamed or angry when I encounter such a thing, but when I think about it carefully, it is most important to strive to improve myself.

16, I love this pencil case! Because it is not only a good helper in my study, but also a good partner in my life. With it, my academic performance will be better!

17, the breeze caresses the face, and the touch like a hand brings us infinite reverie. Is it mom? Or lovers? I just feel the warmth and comfort of my thoughts.

18, the night is gentle, but what makes people intoxicated is intoxicating wine or charming face?

19, the clear sky is bright in summer, the sky is so blue, the sun is so strong, and the sky and the ground are as hot as fireballs. The sun is like fire in summer, but it is still the most industrious. The sun rises from the east to the sky early at five or six o'clock every day.

20. A ray of morning light falls on her cradle. It is hard to say whether Georgette's feet or the morning sunshine look the most ruddy.

2 1, it is you who greet the first light every day, work hard day after day, year after year, and always fight in the front line of sanitation work, no matter whether it is cold or hot, whether it is snowy or snowy!

22. Even the teachers are serious and responsible for their work. Every day, she comes to school early, patiently teaches us to read and read, and helps us with our homework. Her health is not very good, but she still insists on taking classes for us.

23. I wonder what kind of girl he likes. I always just want him to see the best, but I can't do it all the time, making him feel willful and think that I am just a child. I am obviously a heartless dead man, but I still feel sad. I don't know what to do.

24. In a person's life, there is always a fate that is doomed to miss. The person holding hands with you may not be the cup of tea you want, but you still have to endure bitterness and drink it. So it's nobody's fault that we're tired of each other. So many people looking for marriage were born for no reason, which is the fault of nature, which is not what we expected.

To my relief, the river is everywhere, whether it is clear or turbid, whether it is gentle or swift. To my relief, the river flows all the year round, just like time has no end. What makes me most gratified is that although my life is not as long as a river, it is as beautiful as a river.

26. The giant panda is our national treasure, a lovely animal and a living fossil.

27. Unconsciously, summer passed and autumn came in a hurry. I wore yellow clothes and bought the earth at the same time. Look, it is golden in the fields and trees. Autumn brings nothing, but there is a fragrance for people to share. Autumn is not only a harvest season, but also a great painter who likes yellow.

28. Although the picture is not very clear, parents can still feel the feeling of Mao singing!

29. Childhood is the most precious wealth in life, and childhood games are even more rare treasures. Whether poor or rich, childhood will become the most attractive magnetic field in life day after day.

30. Whether it is windy or rainy or sunny, my mother will pick me up on time.

3 1. Why didn't I do well in the exam this time? Are you not careful enough, or do you not understand the topic, or do you not review carefully before the exam?

32. To understand a person, we must look at all of her, whether it is dark or brilliant. We must travel around and see. Because it's part of human nature.

33. The sky is gray, wild and windy. Whether it is Haizi in western Sichuan grassland or Paozi in Inner Mongolia grassland, lakes scattered in the depths of grassland are like tears falling from the sky, and wild flowers on the lake are like tears falling from Paozi.

34. Mom is an expert at picking strawberries. She picked up the scissors, cut a pair of red and big scissors, and then cut a pair of still red and big scissors. I really admire it. I cut the red one when I see it, no matter how big or small it is, I don't know if it is rotten or not. So, most of my strawberries are rotten

35. Who first reported the good news of spring to people, willow, winter jasmine or cuckoo? No, ordinary grass reported it to me first.

36. The stars are embedded in the sky, but the stars are still so dazzling and the lake is still so calm. Moonlight falls quietly on a flower, just like freshly washed milk, clear and moving.

37. Speech is written by mouth. Whether it's a sentence or a paragraph, you should make it clear and think clearly first, and then sort out what you want to say in your heart before you can make it clear.

38. Sister Moon is quite shy: before coming, she hid behind the sunset glow and Zhao Hui. When she saw that Brother Sun was coming home soon, she took the yarn woven by Yuner and walked slowly on the ladder. Even if she is seen, she will still put smoke bombs to blur her figure.

39. There is always a smell of cooking smoke in the evening air, mixed with all kinds of dishes on the warm table, and mixed into a special taste. This smell is not only an olfactory experience, but also a tactile and psychological experience. Always warm, practical and reunion.

40. How can an author write about all the people in the world? Writing about yourself and the people around you, whether lonely or ambitious, is a portrayal of a certain aspect of your life. This is my limitation and shallowness, but it is also my sincerity.

4 1, the sun suddenly ran to my face and made me itch. The sunshine dances happily on me. Is it Latin, ballet or tango? I don't think so. At this time, I think their dance is superior to all the dances in the world, and only they can perform it!

42, people should have a focus; There will be a foothold again. The former is strategy; The latter is tactics. Is strategy the key to success or details the key to success? Questions without major premise are all playing word games.

In my lifetime, as long as my eyes get better, whether she is a wife or a mother, she will be a wife.

44. People have only one eye and can only look forward. So, no matter what you do, whether you are proud or frustrated, remember to look back. There is still a gap between secrets, and this loss often determines the victory or defeat.

45. When you walk into the restaurant, you see an antique Chinese style. Even if you know that his family cooks western food, you will still lament the pleasant and exquisite environment.

46. In the spring courtyard, sitting under the quiet grape trellis and looking up at the swaying green leaves, I am full of respect for everything, whether it is life or what we regard as inanimate, whether it is a bug lurking among the green leaves or a piece of soil under our feet.

47. I will never waver whether it is the singing of a beautiful woman or the barking of a hyena, whether it is the tears of a crocodile or the howling of a wolf.

48. No matter whether plants or humans are alive, they all produce beautiful flowers; It can also become a beautiful firewood after withering. Can anyone have real value like peony?

49. Every night when I lie in bed, my mind will come up with fragments of the past, including happiness, pain and sadness. But both happiness and pain have become beautiful memories at that time, and every time I fall asleep with a smile, it is a happy feeling!

50. Grandma said I was a well-behaved child, a well-behaved child and a filial child.

5 1, the earth, with a bang, you scared the human beings and took them away. When it suddenly comes to human beings, is it tears, death, pain, sadness or the power of love?

52. It is an indisputable fact that man is a river, and the water in the river is still everywhere. However, rivers are narrow and wide, calm, clear, cold, turbid and warm, and so are people.

53. Charming spring is exciting. Although the spring breeze is still cold, I feel happy inside and I have sprouted new hopes.

54. I remember the gentleness written with all the disappointments in this life. You will be happy, but I didn't give you this happiness. It still hurts to think about it.

55. The flowering period of Chinese rose is very long, and it can bloom all year round, so people call it Chinese rose. It is not only beautiful and delicious, but also adaptable. Whether it is planted in a flowerpot or grown on the roadside, it can grow tenaciously in severe winter or hot summer, showing its vigorous vitality to people.

I believe that people who really care about me will not be taken away by others, whether it is friendship or love.

57. When I came to Anchang Ancient Town, I looked around, as if I had gone back to the past. Look, the road paved with slate, the bridge paved with slate, and the pillars built with slate. If tourists are allowed to wear ancient clothes again, it is impossible to tell whether they are modern or past.

58. Learning is not only as simple as reading, attending classes and taking exams, but also a means of progress and an ability to grasp life.

59. Grass adds vitality and new brilliance to spring, and its green figure can be seen in barren land, ravines and crevices.

60. I bent down to pick up a ginkgo garden and studied it carefully. This ginkgo garden is golden yellow, only the edges of the leaves are just a little brown; Ginkgo biloba leaves are like fans, and the veins are not very clear. Ginkgo biloba leaves are soft and smooth on both sides, like a golden thread, and smell faint fragrance.

6 1, the moon rises higher and higher and has climbed to the top of the building. She looked down at the earth and shone brightly. When the bright moon was in the sky, I narrowed my eyes and really saw the vague scenery in the bright moon. Is it a mountain? Is it water? Is it the sky? Is it a cloud? Or my shadow?

62. Magnolia is the most beautiful. Its flowers are composed of dozens of oval petals, and the flowers are still white, which can give off a burst of fragrance. Its white is not particularly white, but a little pale yellow in the white, which looks particularly bright. Especially beautiful!

63. When taking an exam, do you want to do the easy questions first or the difficult ones first? I usually do simple questions first.

64. Goose-feather snowflakes keep falling and weaving into a snow curtain. Like catkins, it is as white as silver, as warm as jade, one after another, in clusters, falling in Ran Ran, shining with cold silver. Is it an angel sent by God? There are still people who scatter countless transparent and white pear petals in the sky.

65. A breeze blew, and the snow-white petals fell like rain and tears, sad and miserable, like a fairy scattering flowers. Its departure is the persistence of the tree or the cruelty of the wind. In this way, the cherry blossoms full of trees are full of energy and spare no effort to open and open until summer, when they slowly fade.

66. Both lions and antelopes must run; No matter whether you are rich or poor, you must struggle.

67. The autumn wind bursts, and the fallen leaves dance like a golden butterfly dancing with the wind. But the mountain is still so green, and the pine trees on the mountain are still so green.

68. I have met many types of men, and finally feel that the biggest feature of men is simplicity. Even when they are old, they still feel like children. If a man always makes his girlfriend feel mature, then, I think, this woman may not enter his heart.

69. Chimonanthus praecox blooms most vigorously in cold winter. After it snows, wintersweet can be clearly seen in the snow. I haven't seen wintersweet in other seasons, but I still have no regrets. Bloom your best moment in the coldest winter and add a touch of color to the cold winter.

70. Looking at the twinkling stars all over the sky, my heart moved. Stars are the stars that decorate the night sky and shed their brilliance on the earth, whether they are famous stars or nameless stars.

7 1. Books are best friends. The only drawback is that it has deepened my myopia, but it is still worth it.

72. Although the majestic peaks of the West Lake are not as vast and beautiful as Guilin, the mountains around the West Lake are not as magnificent as Taishan, the red leaves of Xiangshan are like fire, and there are no craggy rocks and steep peaks like Huangshan, but their cultural heritage is higher than theirs. Mountain and water contain a wonderful story. I am deeply attracted by the West Lake, and I can't forget to return.

73. Usually, when we walk in the forest, we can guess whether the basic super ground is a hole or a big stone from the footsteps. Selfishness, which is also covered by politeness, and underground tunnels dug by disasters will also make empty voices in the life of getting along with each other day and night.

74. Aloe is an optimistic plant. Whether it is spring or winter, whether it is drought or rain, it always glows with new green, and every leaf is so full and looks watery.

75. Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. Whether you spread it out or hold it tightly, it will eventually flow clean through your fingers.

76. Leaves are oxygen generators, ants' boats, or worms' quilts.

77. Why does the child keep crying? Are you thirsty, hungry, or sick?

78. Snowflakes are as white as jade. Is it General Xiaotian sent by the Heavenly Palace or the jade leaf falling from the laurel tree in the Moon Palace?

There is something confused, vague and absent-minded in his expression and eyes, which makes people know at a glance that he may not have a clear goal or care too much about his future material life. But when he was a teenager, people said that he was the kind of person who could do whatever he wanted.

80. In the early morning, it was still dark, and we were still sleeping under the warm bed. In the morning, the sky rubbed his sleepy eyes, but it was still gray. Slowly, the sun rises, and the clouds seem to have color and are full of red. This is called sunrise.

8 1. Kites don't need a gorgeous appearance, just a solid skeleton. Whether you are a dragon, a phoenix or a sparrow, you are equal in the spirit of heaven.

82. The rain is near, far away, gone and come again, and the four seasons gradually disappear in the rain. Whether it is continuous spring rain, fierce summer rain or sad autumn rain, everything it brings is taken away by it. Time passes in the glory of all things, and life disappears in the change of four seasons. Cherish time and cherish life.

83. Someone asked: Does it depend on genius to write a good poem? Or by art? My point is that it is useless to study hard without rich talent, and there is talent without training; The two should use and combine with each other.

84. Teachers are the source of our knowledge, the enlightenment station of our spirit and the engineer of our soul.

85. Does physical education class play football or basketball in class? He's not sure himself.

86. With regard to the human factor, this is quite important. Whether it is cheating or both, we must ensure the relative stability of the company's employees. Brain drain is like bloodletting. I don't feel anything at first, but it will kill you. The earth is moving, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

87. Sorry, I don't want to have sex with my colleagues. It is these people I meet at work that are worse than getting married after work.

88, growth, a lemon soaked in milk, can not tell whether it is clear or pure. Growth is like a hazy veil. You can see what's in the veil, but you can't see clearly.

It's too easy to meet a man. Don't worry about the next 25 years. How to get them to marry me is the hardest part. In any case, a man's greatest respect for a woman is to propose marriage, no matter what kind of man he is, he is sincere.

90. But pine and cypress are different. It is still so green and straight, covered with green gauze clothes, as if standing guard for people.

9 1, those who support it will still support it, and those who don't like it will still dislike it. I am grateful for both types of people, because no matter what, it is a kind of persistence.

92. Walking in the bleak autumn rain, loneliness is the coolness of your fingertips and the pain of your heart. In this cold night, loneliness comes uninvited, goes through the skin and reaches the depths of the soul! Looking up at the endless sky, I don't know whether rain or tears blurred my eyes.

93. The sun rises bit by bit, so hard. It seems to be chained, but it still rises higher and higher.

94. I don't care whether it's a sad parting or an unhappy parting. As long as you leave a place, you always want to know when to leave.

95. The tree is still a tree, the leaves are still leaves, the playground is still a playground, and I am still in primary school, but my heart is not as happy as it was in primary school, or even empty. Only the fallen leaves on the ground are the foil.

96. Probably when I was in kindergarten, he picked me up every day. Now he has gray temples, a pair of antique reading glasses and a pair of leather shoes that have not been oiled for a long time. My grandfather. Although he is so old now that it is not easy to walk, I still admire him.

97. The person you love seems perfect at first. When they gradually fall apart into a pile of pieces, can you still hold them up and keep them in your hand? Do you love the attributes of others, or their masks and shapes?

What is the cruelest thing you have ever heard?

1, "liking someone who doesn't like himself probably means that I regard you as my life and you treat me as a disease."

2. "I can reason with you with a smile, or I can tell you what the rules are."

3. Until today

You are still the reason why I refuse others.

Actually, I'm not waiting for you.

I just can't like others.

4. "I hate the taste of wine, but I like the feeling of being drunk."

5, you don't have to be too proud, I just can't let go of this relationship, not you.

6. My acting skills must be very good, so good that no one knows.

7. Maybe one day

I'll get my least favorite cigarette.

Lead a dissolute life.

But only I know.

I was fine when you were here.

8. I am the one who said malicious words, and I am sad. I am the one who has to go first, and I am the one who turns around frequently.

9. Be sure to give me an invitation when you get married.

I won't be noisy or willful.

I just want to stand in the corner and watch silently.

Let's see what it looks like, Wen Ya girl.

Realize my dream of marrying you.

10, how many people love each other in the name of friends,

Not that I don't love each other,

I'm afraid I won't even be a friend if I say it.

How much truth is told in a joke,

People who just don't want to understand will never understand.

Those jokes that upset you, every word is I love you.

1 1. The wrong person will be separated sooner or later, and the right person will meet eventually.

I'm not afraid of us being apart for a while.

If good love needs to go around a big circle and come back.

Then I can also smile and hug you and say

You see, in the end, you are still mine.

12, "If you can't accept my 100% love, don't accept it. Do not take it. Don't take it away. You don't have to insist. Your reluctance to accept it is an insult to me. "

13, "It took a long time to know that the best ending with some people was never heard from."

14, "I also want to wander all my life but I accidentally fell in love with someone."

15, living alone for a long time

Meet some warmth

Pretend to be indifferent

Will be in flight.

16, it's not that I don't contact you, but that you give me the feeling that I'm bothering you.

17, you have come so far, I really can't catch up, so I have to wish you happiness.

18, when you know a lot of truth and falsehood, you don't have so much bitterness. You just become more and more silent and don't want to say it.

19, one night after many years, will you suddenly think of me and find that you owe me too much in tears?

20. "I'm really glad I met you in my life, but it would be better if I didn't meet you."

2 1, "One day, I will point to my heart and proudly tell you that there is no place for you to live here."

22. "Every word of Laozi is addressed to you. There are sports all over the world, and you don't respond. "

23, don't toss, one person can't maintain the feelings of two people. You are busy approaching, and he is busy leaving.

I miss you here, and I won't love you tomorrow, really.

From then on, I will laugh for no reason, and I will never cry for no reason.

25. "Like is so afraid that you know you don't know, and even more afraid that you know but pretend not to know."

I don't need your advice for the rest of my life. May you live a good life and let me know nothing ~

27. "Sometimes you really don't need any earth-shattering events to break up. You're getting impatient. The faster you hang up, the less you reply to text messages. Everything is slowly accumulating. Finally, in a small detail that you don't care about, the feelings gradually collapse. Love is accumulated, and love is also accumulated. "

28. "Who are you and the depths of the ocean after many years? Will you remember that you still owe me a future? "

29、"

The night wind in this city is very strong, which blows away magnanimity and exaggeration.

You always miss home when you are tired and miss him when you are lonely.

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30. "What makes me sad is not that you are good with others, but that I can't see others replacing me so easily."

People can be like you, but everyone can be me to you. "