After listening to this joke, we couldn't help laughing. How to modify a sick sentence?

After hearing this joke, we couldn't help laughing.

Types of sick sentences:

(1) Improper word order

Common cases of improper word order are:

1. The position of the attribute and the head language is reversed:

Example: Cotton production in China, Can't be self-sufficient for a long time. ("cotton production" should be "cotton produced")

2. Put the real language in the position of adverbial:

Example: the vast number of young people show great enthusiasm for reform. (Put "incomparable" before "enthusiasm")

3. Put the adverbial in the position of attribute:

And delete a "de").

4. Improper word order of multi-layer attributives:

Example: Cultural relics just unearthed thousands of years ago. (We should change "thousands of years ago" to "de" around "cultural relics")

5. Improper word order of multi-layer adverbials.

Example: We are no longer arbitrarily bullied by the powers. Improper position of related words:

Example: If he can't seek truth from facts, The cause will suffer. ("He" should be moved to the back of "If")

7. The subject and object are reversed:

Example: ostrovsky's How Steel was Tempered is no stranger to China youth. (It should be changed to: China youth to ostrovsky.)

8. Improper position of clauses:

Example: For yourself. They are thinking. (They are thinking, judging, exploring and searching for their own way.)

(2) Improper collocation.

1. Improper collocation of subject and predicate:

Example: His revolutionary spirit emerges before my eyes at all times. ("Spirit" and "emergence" cannot constitute subject and predicate. You can change "spirit" into "image")

2. Improper collocation of verb and object:

Example: Commemorating the arrival of the Three Leading Festivals. ("Commemorating" can only be "March 8th Festivals", not "coming")

3. Improper collocation of modifiers and headwords:

Example: We have carefully studied the employees. It can be changed to "earnest", "prudent", etc.)

4. Improper collocation of subject and object:

For example, we firmly believe that one day, China's agriculture and agriculture will become a developed country. (The word "country" should be changed to "behavior")

5. Improper collocation of related words:

Since you have come, I. "Ye" should be changed to "Jiu")

(3) Incomplete and redundant components

1. Incomplete components

(1) Missing subject:

Example: She was praised by teachers and classmates for her good grades. Live a life without warm clothes. (Or remove "life" or add "living" before "eating")

(3) Missing object:

Example: They took care of their motherland, looked around the world, vigorously carried forward the courage to fight and finally won the championship. (The "spirit" should be added after "courage to fight")

(. I have gained gratifying results. (The word "summer" should be added before the word "gain" to limit the time)

(5) Incomplete related words:

Example: This academic meeting has gained a lot, and the time is not long. (The word "although" should be added before the word "time")

2. Redundancy

(. How many precious lives have been sacrificed. (There is a subject "revolutionary predecessors" in front of it, so "they" is unnecessary.)

(2) Predicate is redundant:

Example: Students are studying hard to meet the arrival of the college entrance examination. ("Meeting" is "college entrance examination", not "coming", so it should be deleted.)

Visited scenic spots such as Baita, Junyutai and Wuting Bridge. ("The place" is redundant and should be removed)

(4) Additional components are redundant:

Example: In order to simplify the number of words, some have to be slightly deleted. ("Some" is slightly duplicated with the former, and one can be deleted)

(4) The combination is chaotic. If you use a judgment sentence, it should be "it is conceivable that your grades are not good".)

(2) Miscellaneous sentences

Example: Survival, published by Shanghai Literature and Art Publishing Society, is written by a Canadian Chinese author who has been living abroad for more than 2 years. (It is a mixture of subject-predicate sentences and verb-predicate sentences. To remove the "hand of the author" at the end of the sentence)

(5) The meaning is unclear

1. The reference is unclear:

Example: Some people advocate acceptance, while others object, and he agrees with this claim. (Whether "this claim" means "acceptance" or "opposition" is unclear.)

2. Or is "father" and "mother" in a hurry? Or is "mother" in a hurry? You can put a comma between "dad" and "mom", or you can put a comma before "dad")

(6) Unreasonable:

1. Contradictory:

For example, he was one of many victims who survived. (Since he survived, he naturally didn't die. How can he be said to be one of the victims? It should be changed to: how many people died, and he was the one who survived.)

2. The scope is unclear:

Example: From the perspective of career development, there is still a lack of various scientific experts and talents. (All talents, including scientists, should not be juxtaposed, but should be said as "experts from various disciplines and other talents")

3. Imposing cause and effect:

Example: me. I didn't know that this old man who is enthusiastic about helping patients turned out to be a worker. (It's not sufficient to tell that he is a worker by seeing the old man come out of the factory twice.)

4. Improper denial:

For several years, he has always collected and sorted out folk songs and accumulated a lot of information. ("all the time" means "all the time", but the sentence expression is just the opposite.