Can anyone tell a joke?

My mother cooked eggs. After cooking, my mother put the pot of eggs in the pool. At that time, when my mother went to the toilet, I ran to the kitchen. When I saw a very small egg, I felt very funny and stole it.

when mom came back and saw eggshells all over the floor, she shouted, "There's an egg streaking."

Boys and girls are talking ...

Boys: "What will you do if I lean on you tightly?"

Girl: "I will resist!"

boy: "what would you do if I reached out and hugged your waist?"

Girl: "Of course I will resist!"

boy: "what would you do if I tried to kiss you?"

Girl: "Of course ... I have to resist."

Boys: "If I want to ..."

Girls: "Are you finished? Don't you know that a woman's strength is limited after all? "

The old woman came to town from the countryside and stayed at the hotel for the night.

The next morning, she found the waiter, pointed to the toilet and said, Look at how convenient this small washing machine is. You can wash clothes at the touch of a button, and the water output is quite large! Huh? Why is there one sock missing?

There are many smoke humidifiers in front of the shop selling humidifiers. One of them is in the shape of a big bowl. The bowl is full of smoke, which is very beautiful. It is placed right under my sight, so I am very elegant. It was easy to breathe into the big bowl, and a piece of white paper emerged from the smoke, which impressively read: Blow your uncle ...

Two Arctic explorers met and boasted about their experiences.

one said: the place we have been to was very cold. After the candle was lit, even the fire was frozen and could not be blown out.

what's this? another said, the place we've been is cold. There, the words were frozen into ice as soon as they were exported, so we had to fry them in a pot to know the content of the conversation.

a true joke

once, a classmate wanted to listen to a song, and she asked another classmate to check the lyrics. The classmate asked me what song it was, and I said "Tale of the Sky". What was it? I said it's something. ........