Funny and humorous short copywriting

1. A gentleman takes revenge,

It is never too late in ten years, and a villain takes revenge from morning to night.

2. Friend, please listen to my advice, you can make money again if you run out of money, so don’t pay back the money I borrowed from you!

3. You have to work very hard to believe that you are really powerless. come on! You are the worst.

4. I went to get my headphones repaired today, and the customer service helped me pick out my ears. After that, I felt that the sound quality was much better.

5. The only difference between me and Superman is: I wear underwear inside.

6. It’s the season again when getting up depends on perseverance, doing laundry depends on endurance, going to work depends on ancient strength, and taking a bath depends on explosive power.

7. One day my husband accompanied me to get a haircut, and the barber asked me how long I wanted to cut my hair. I said, it should be almost to my chin. The barber hesitated for a long time and said: Beauty, which chin level do you want to go to?

8. I am still as charming as I was back then. There is still an endless stream of men calling me every day, including SF Express couriers, ZTO couriers, STO couriers, YTO couriers, and Yunda couriers. ...

9. When I was a child, every time I walked at night, I would feel like someone was always following me, so I developed the habit of turning around after taking a few steps.

Ten years later , I became a tango teacher.

10. I also want to look down on myself, but my weight doesn’t allow it.

11. The greatest sorrow in life is that youth is gone but acne is still there.

12. Every time I scold someone, I will consider the other person’s feelings and try not to use dialect for fear that the other person will not understand.

13. "How did you feel the moment you were admitted to Tsinghua University?" "Don't ring the alarm clock!"

14. How should I put it? I know how many people have a crush on me.

15. The reason why I am fat is that I have many things on my mind and cannot lose weight.

16. It makes no difference whether you lose weight or not. From eating with confidence to eating with fear.

17. Don’t worry if you can’t solve it today. Don’t panic, because you won’t be able to solve it tomorrow either.

18. Look, this hair is on the pillow, on the comb, and on the clothes, but not on the head.

Nineteen. Today

I will meet the other parent’s parents on Chinese Valentine’s Day. I’m so nervous. After all, I was the one who hit his son first.

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Ten. Once I was weighing myself using an electronic scale with voice reporting. When I stood on it, it said: "Please line up and get on one by one."

Twenty-one. Today I was watching TV and someone said, "Smoking can easily lead to lung cancer." It scared me. I gritted my teeth and stamped my feet and made up my mind: I will never watch TV again.

Twenty-two. When I was a child, I saw my father working very hard, so I secretly made up my mind: I will definitely stop working when I grow up.

Twenty-three. I have never been able to find a girlfriend. I finally plucked up the courage to go to the plastic surgery hospital during my holiday today. When I first arrived at the front desk, I saw the receptionist running and shouting: "Director, big business is coming!"

24. Me: Why did you make me bigger? I am still a college student. You have ruined my future and affected my life! The aunt in the cafeteria said: You are such a big man that you kneel down and beg me to give you more meat every day. Why do you have the nerve to tell me that you are fat?