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What if I don't bring paper to the toilet?
Let mom send it over.
When I was a child, I rubbed it with brick corners, which was very cool.
Take off a sock, clean and low cost.
Go to the pool and rinse it with water.
Don't worry, the train will remind you: pants wipe, pants wipe, pants wipe! Don't worry, when you go to the toilet by the river and there is no paper, the frog will tell you: scratch, scratch, scratch!
When it is dry, shake it a few times and it will fall off naturally.
I forgot to bring paper when I went to the toilet. The most economical way is to scrape with coins. After shaving, I washed it and prepared to use it next time. So, you'd rather go to the toilet without paper than coins! ! !
Hold it and let it fall naturally.
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