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What if I don't bring paper to the toilet?

Wipe it with underwear and wear it backwards.

Let mom send it over.

When I was a child, I rubbed it with brick corners, which was very cool.

Take off a sock, clean and low cost.

Go to the pool and rinse it with water.

Don't worry, the train will remind you: pants wipe, pants wipe, pants wipe! Don't worry, when you go to the toilet by the river and there is no paper, the frog will tell you: scratch, scratch, scratch!

When it is dry, shake it a few times and it will fall off naturally.

I forgot to bring paper when I went to the toilet. The most economical way is to scrape with coins. After shaving, I washed it and prepared to use it next time. So, you'd rather go to the toilet without paper than coins! ! !

Hold it and let it fall naturally.