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Gao Xixi version of the Three Kingdoms joke.

1. Why did the famous Yellow Scarf Uprising in history not exist in the New Three Kingdoms?

2. How did Liu Can and Zhang Guan get together in the chaos without the yellow turban insurrectionary? Don't they see Dong Zhuo's mob, and they hear that the 18-route warlord is going to crusade against Dong Zhuo, so they don't know the three of them as sworn brothers?

3. Why did the famous Sanying Station Lu Bu become a monkey? Liu Bei helped Lu Bu everywhere. Hehe, Lu Bu, the best military commander in the world, is not worthy of the name. It's ridiculous! If Liu Bei doesn't want to kill Lu Bu, it means that Liu Bei loves talents. Then why did Bei say such thoughtful things as "you don't remember Dong Zhuo"?

4. I don't understand how Dong Zhuo entered Luoyang without the yellow turban insurrectionary chaos and the disaster of ten constant attendants.

5. Chen Gong is an honest man, regardless of his own life. But inside I saw an idle cricket playing all day. When I saw the upright man, I was taken away for a while. Finally, he said that he had gone to Lv Boshe's house.

However, he was also involved in the murder. Why didn't you leave after Cao Cao killed Lv Boshe? Not just for a meal of meat? Eat and drink, and then righteously! That's ridiculous. I wonder if the director respects the original work!

6. I don't need to say that everyone should understand Liu Bei's mind. Liu Bei has been wandering for half his life, and there are more people taking refuge than flies. However, Liu Bei will leave angrily for Yuan Shu's words.

7. Sun Jian has a wife. I really don't understand that he came all the way to Meng Hui to beg for thieves, but he took his nine-year-old son Sun Quan with him. I don't know whether he's here to catch thieves or for a month's holiday. And Sun Jian's real big childe, Sun Ce, said in the book: Jiangdong bully. But it's better to have a child in it! Unfortunately, Sun Ce I was wise.