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What do you mean the boots landed?

Question 1: What does "boots land" mean? There is a young man living upstairs in an old man with a heart disease. He comes back late every night and takes off his boots when he comes back. Mao! Mao! Then throw it under the bed. The old man downstairs dares to sleep boldly and safely. After a long time, the old man couldn't stand it, so he found the young man and said politely, "Young man, you see my heartbeat is wrong. Can you stop throwing boots at night? " The young man said, "Oh, I'm sorry, I just pay attention." In the evening, when the young man came back, he forgot about it, took off a boot and slammed it on the ground. At this time, he remembered the old man's reminder, so he took off his second boot and gently put it on the floor. The next day, the old man found the young man again and said, "Young man, you'd better keep throwing two boots. Last night, I threw a boot at you. I waited for your second boot to fall to the ground, but I didn't sleep a wink all night ... "This means that the boot didn't fall to the ground. Usually, it means that the market has stopped falling, but some people continue to wait for the decline, and as a result, they miss the best time to enter.

Question 2: The practical significance of boots landing After many major decisions are made, the media often use the word "boots landing". So what exactly does it mean? Judging from the fable above, "waiting for the boots to land" is an anxious and wait-and-see state of mind. Before the introduction of the new policy, all stakeholders were speculating about the impact of the new policy, but they were slow to take action. After the official introduction of the New Deal, we use the word "down-to-earth" to describe that these people's hearts have finally been put down, so that they can make decisions in time.

Question 3: What do you mean by boots landing? Boot landing is a common expression in the stock market, which means that the policy regulation and bad news we guessed before will finally be made public.

Question 4: What do you mean the boots didn't land? They won't land without danger, so it's not practical. Boots did not land in the stock market, that is, the relevant policy expectations were not implemented, and the wait-and-see mood was strong. After the implementation of the policy, I believe that the boots will land and the incremental funds will dare to enter.

Question 5: Introduction to Boots Landing Boots Landing is a traditional story in China, and the word "Boots Landing" is often used in the media.

Question 6: I want to ask the teacher in the stock market: What do you mean by landing your boots? Boots landing-haven't you heard the horse cross talk? It is said that an old man can sleep well only when he hears the sound of people taking off their boots upstairs and throwing them underground every day.

Putting it in the stock market is to describe the negative thinking and the means of regulation. Only after the strength is clear can the stock market rise with peace of mind.

Question 7: What do you mean by "boots landing"? Boots are only used to describe something, and the landing of boots means that this matter has a clear result.

Question 8: The story of "throwing boots" when the boots landed last time.

Performer:

Today, I told a little joke. Good ... Since it's a joke, it's different from cross talk. Because the general cross talk jokes are all about this joke, and there is a steady stream, one after another. How about this joke? Not many jokes. As long as you have a good time, the joke is over. Of course, you can't help it if you don't like me, can you? If you are unhappy, you can't go on.

You will go, won't you? Anyway, that's all I said.

This joke is still true, that is, everything said in the cross talk is true. Let me tell you. It's about our neighbors. Our community, the one who said where you live, my home is in Harbin Daoshu, Heping Road.

First. If you don't believe me, you can ask. It's true. Look! It's the story of an old man next door. I live in number one, and he lives next door.

I am different from other crosstalk performers. Other crosstalk performers are afraid of being asked. What should I do? Where did the man say you lived? I haven't found a room yet! That's what most people say, for fear of being asked,

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It's a tree.

First, the story of an old man next door. I live in number one, and our old man lives next door, in number half. You can ask. This old man, what's the story? Only the old people near our home,

Yes I am in my sixties this year, deaf and blind, full of energy. Just a little, this leg may be due to the problem of sitting at a young age, catching a cold and having arthritis. There's something wrong with the heart,

. I am afraid of moving, my ears are good, I can hear everything, but when there is a big movement, my heart beats at that time. Not a good dancer.

The old man lives in two rooms, one on the ground floor and the other on the ground floor. What about this one upstairs?

It's clean. The floor is polished twice as bright. The old man lives upstairs, but the downstairs is a mess. But the old man is old, over sixty, and a little sick. what should he do ? It's too difficult to go upstairs. Why don't I move downstairs? I put my things downstairs and live downstairs. Upstairs is idle. It's not good for the elderly to have vacant rooms, so I'll just find a neighborhood. Find sb

Rent it out.

But looking for how many days, this

I can't find it. Why? This old man is asking too much. Doesn't the old man have a heart attack? Afraid of moving, he has such a condition: "live in my room, there are many children, don't rent it." With a large population, it is not for rent. Fighting couples don't rent. Those who like to listen to the radio in the morning and evening don't rent. Even if you have a watch, don't rent it at all "I'm afraid of the sound.

Looking around, as luck would have it, I really found a friend who introduced me to this.

Well, just one person, a young man in his twenties, lives in Tianjin. His old people are all in other provinces, he thought

Where can I find a room? As soon as a friend introduced him, there was such a room here, and he lived in the right place. He told the old man that he was happy, alone and childless. Great, ok! Stay with me, yes.

Calling the young man, the old man asked, "What's the matter, do you have a watch?"

"I don't, I only have a watch."

"Well, do you like snoring when you sleep?"

"Don't play. I lay like a dead dog. "

"That's great. Come on, live here. I will help you move it. Stay with me. You stay away from me. because

It doesn't matter whether you pay the room rate or not. Come on, let's move upstairs.

The old man recruited a neighborhood. Are you satisfied? I am very happy. The old man goes to bed early every day. Ordinary old people want him to go to bed early and get up early, and get up early for a walk in the morning. What about at night? I went to bed at eight or nine.

The old man fell asleep, and he fell asleep when he heard the sound of "dong, dong, dong, dong" going upstairs. What are these conditions for this old man, huh? There's only one left. The young man is good at wearing leather boots, but he didn't pay attention to this one. The boots rang and drummed upstairs. This time is about twelve o'clock. The man said, why did this young man come back so late? Isn't the young man in love alone? After work, either go out for a walk or go to the movies. I have to come back at twelve o'clock one day anyway.

His boots banged and the old man's heart pounded. I woke up the old man. Upstairs, the young man sat on the bed and took off his boots. "Mao!" "Where is the floor, huh? This time, this guy took this off and said, "Mao! "Both boots were thrown there. The old man is downstairs, and his heart almost didn't jump out, I tell you. " Wow,

Oh, what are you doing? What are you doing, throwing bombs? Huh? What the ... oh, don't ask, ah, these boots will ring upstairs. They must be throwing boots. Oh, I can't stand it. "The old man didn't fall asleep until two hours later. He didn't show up all day. He did it every day for a week. He comes back around twelve o'clock every day and goes upstairs. ”> & gt

Question 9: What do you mean when the boots land, the stock price goes up and the negative interest is exhausted, that is, the bottom? In fact, these two sentences mean the same thing to some extent, that is, once the possible negative interest rate of the stock market is determined (whether it is cashed or not), the factors that suppressed the stock market's rise before are solved, and then the stock market will rise with good expectations. Because the stock market is based on expectations. Under negative expectations, the stock market will fall. As the saying goes, "all negative things are good", when the stock market has no negative expectations, there is of course no reason to fall, and then the potential good will become the expected object.

Question 10: after reading the story of boots landing, what is the reference significance of the stock market for stock market investment? 1. This news is the most confusing before it becomes a reality. When the boots land, people can fall asleep, but before the boots land, people will be nervous.

2. People's imagination will amplify the power of news. In fact, the vibration that a boot can produce is not great, but it may be amplified by people's imagination.

3. Investment needs a combination of planning and execution. If you make a plan like that young man when investing, but you can't strictly implement it, then don't enter the investment field.

The purpose of investment is to enjoy life. If you are as nervous as an old man who is going to sleep when investing, don't enter the investment field.