Ask for a joke of about 200 words with translation

There was a man whose car glass was often broken. Although nothing was stolen, it would cost a lot of money to change the glass. So he had an idea to put a poster on the glass saying "There is nothing valuable in the car" and make a wish all day. But when the glass was broken when he got up, he wrote a few more words next to the poster: "Sorry, just to prove this."

5 1. Three fashionable female students discuss with their classmates when to wear clothes tomorrow. Jiasheng: "er ... I think I look good in a black dress because my hair is black." Hearing this, the second student said, "Then I'll wear a white dress with white hair! Dad! " After Bingji gave birth to the baby, he suddenly said, "My father is a voice here, and I am bald!" "

52. One day, when Xiao Ming got off the tram, someone accidentally stepped on his foot. Someone: I'm sorry ... Xiao Ming: It was someone; I don't know how to say Xiao Ming: It doesn't matter, getting on the street car will inevitably step on someone's foot; ... I stepped on shit at the station

A man found a hotel and decided to sleep in the car in the middle of the night. Someone knocked on his car and asked him the time. He was very angry at the midnight interruption. He left a note on the window saying, "I am lost." There will be a little girl at the window. "Did you take this watch with you, sir?" He said, "My watch is broken." Someone knocked at the window again. "Sir, where's the watch?" . Angry branch, "I don't know the time." I don't know how long it took, but the other party greeted him on his old car, "Boy, it's 3 am."

54. The army recruits animals to fight and forest animals want medical treatment. The first monkey doesn't look at his army and his tail teeth bite E so hard that he breaks it. The doctor said: Monkey tail is disabled, not a soldier. The second rabbit saw the monkey behind the scenes and resolutely put his long ears in ... The doctor said: The rabbit's ears are broken, and it is disabled, not a soldier. The third one has to bear it. "My ears are so short that my tail has nothing to do with anything?" The kind rabbit and monkey came to help him .. Suddenly, the monkey said: I know that if you are disabled, your teeth will break you! So the monkey and the rabbit gave a good k, and the black bear broke all his teeth. I was happy to endure the pain, although physically, I quickly came out crying with my black mouth covered ... Wow ... They said I was too fat without soldiers.

55. We're going to do a huge artistic and terrible ballroom dance-it should be a very difficult movement with our legs held high and falling fast. As a result, everyone can have a green suit and some muscles without practicing for a few days ... my leg was badly hurt, it's not like that! Today is the third floor, and my class just sent my right leg straight up one step at a time. The most exasperating thing is that when I was walking, I heard two girls next door mutter, "Is the school normal or the city in our hometown? I can't go to school with polio! ! "

56. One day, two medium-rare steaks met a medium-rare steak. Why didn't they say hello? Because ~ ~ ~ these two are not familiar.

57. A group of great scientists died playing hide-and-seek in heaven. Einstein went to catch people. He opened his eyes and saw that 100 was hiding, and Newton was still standing there. Einstein went up to him and said, "I caught you, Newton." Newton: "No, you didn't catch Newton." Einstein: "You are not Newton. Who are you?" Newton: "Have you seen my feet?" Einstein looked up and saw Newton standing on the floor one meter square, puzzled. Newton: "My foot, this is a square meter. It's Newton/standing on the square meter, so what you grab is not Newton's Pascal."

58. A very strict rule is that you will be expelled if you don't come home at night! Three brothers came back late and were going to climb over the wall. One brother carefully poked his head into the wall and saw a migrant worker standing there and asked in a low voice, "Is this the school security guard?" The migrant worker made a very calm "ok" gesture. In such ecstasy, three boys crouched by the wall and were successfully captured by three school security guards! Bring three boys back to the front, "didn't you tell us to transfer migrant workers?" The migrant workers said bitterly, "I'm not pointing fingers, I'm telling you there is a' three'!" "

59. Two tomatoes go shopping. A tomato suddenly left quickly, and the second tomato asked, Where are we going? One tomato didn't answer, so two tomatoes asked again. 1 Tomatoes didn't answer again, so the two tomatoes asked again. A tomato finally turned slowly and said, we are not tomatoes. Can we talk? !

One day, a kangaroo was driving on a country road when he suddenly saw a white rabbit driving in the middle of the road, his ears and body almost completely sticking to the ground, and he seemed to be listening. So stop it. The kangaroo asked curiously, "Little White Rabbit, are you listening?" "A big truck passed by half an hour ago ..." Wakao .. So God! .. how do you know? "He NN! My neck and legs are like this. .....

6 1. "To get rid of depression, the psychologist told the patient," Let your daily life be full of passion and enthusiasm, and cheer up with your work. Do everything with enthusiasm anyway. "A week later, the patient came back, looking more depressed than before, and the doctor asked him if he had followed the doctor's advice." That's the problem, "the patient replied." I ate, was passionate, and then kissed his wife. I was late for work for two hours and was fired. "

50. There is a man whose car glass is often broken. Although nothing was stolen, it would cost a lot of money to change the glass, so he thought of an idea and put a poster on the glass, which he thought should be no problem. Unexpectedly, when he got up the next day, the glass was broken again, and there were a few words next to his poster: "Sorry, just want to make sure."

5 1. Three fashionable female students are discussing the clothes to wear for tomorrow's class reunion. A sheng: "er ... I think I will wear a black skirt because my father's hair is black." After hearing this, B did the same thing. "Then I'll wear a white skirt! My dad's hair is white! " After listening to A Sheng and Yi Sheng, C Sheng suddenly screamed: "My dad is bald!" "

52. One day Xiaoming came home from work by tram, and someone accidentally stepped on Xiaoming's foot. Someone: I'm sorry ... Xiaoming: That's all right. Someone: I don't know how to say Xiaoming: Never mind, someone will inevitably step on him in the tram: ... I stepped on a dog stool in front of the station.

53. A man couldn't find a hotel and decided to spend the night in his car. At midnight, someone knocked on his window and asked him what time it was. Being disturbed in the middle of the night is very unpleasant, so he posted a note on the window "I lost my watch". Then, a little girl knocked on his window. "Did you drop this watch, sir?" It was also he who changed the note "My watch is broken". Someone knocked at the window again. "Sir, do you want to repair the watch?" . In great anger, Zhi changed "I don't know the time". I don't know how long it took, but a kind old lady knocked on his window. "Young man, it's 3 o'clock in the morning."

54. The army recruited animals to fight in the army, so all the animals in the forest came for physical examination. The first monkey didn't want to go to the army, so he gritted his teeth to make him adapt ... The doctor said that the monkey's tail was broken and he didn't need to be a soldier ... The second rabbit resolutely broke his long ear after seeing the monkey's behavior ... The doctor said that the rabbit's ear was broken, so he was disabled. The kind rabbit and monkey came to help him find a way ... suddenly the monkey shouted: I know it is disabled to knock out your tooth! So the monkey and the rabbit severely beat the black bear and broke all his teeth ... The black bear happily went in for a physical examination, although it hurt. Soon after, he came out crying while covering his mouth ... God ... they said I was too fat to be a soldier.

55. At the art festival, we are going to do a horrible group dance-we need violent and difficult moves such as squatting quickly and lifting our legs high. As a result, everyone couldn't stand it after practicing for a few days. Some of them were covered with scars, some pulled muscles ... their right legs were badly hurt and they didn't listen at all! I go to class on the third floor today. God, I just lift my right leg step by step. The most irritating thing is that while walking, I heard two girls whispering behind me: "Schools in big cities are more formal, but in our hometown, polio patients can't go to school at all! ! "

56. One day, a medium-rare steak met a medium-rare steak. Why don't they say hello? Because they are not familiar with each other.

57. A group of great scientists played hide-and-seek in heaven after their death. It's Einstein's turn to arrest people. When he counted to 100, he opened his eyes and saw everyone hiding except Newton. Einstein walked over and said, "Newton, I got you." Newton: "No, you didn't catch Newton." Einstein: "You are not Newton. Who are you? " Newton: "What do you see under my feet?" Einstein looked down and saw Newton standing on a square floor tile one meter long and one meter wide, puzzled. Newton: "This is a square meter under my feet, and I stand on it, which is Newton/square meter, so you don't catch Newton, you catch Pascal."

58. The university rules are very strict, and you will be expelled if you don't go home at night! The three brothers came back late and were about to climb over the wall. A brother looked into the wall carefully and saw a migrant worker standing here. He asked in a low voice, "Is there a school security guard?" The migrant workers calmly made an "ok" gesture. Three boys were ecstatic, climbed over the wall and were successfully captured by three school security guards crouching here! Before taking it away, the three boys turned to the migrant workers and said, "Didn't you say' OK' to us?" Migrant workers said bitterly, "I didn't compare it with my fingers and tell you there is a' three'!"

59. Two tomatoes go shopping. The first tomato suddenly walked very fast, and the second tomato asked, Where are we going? The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again. The first tomato didn't answer, and the second tomato asked again. The first tomato finally turned slowly and said, aren't we tomatoes? Can we talk? !

60. One day, a kangaroo was driving along a country road, and suddenly he saw a white rabbit in the middle of the road, with his ears and body almost lying on the ground, as if listening to something ... So the kangaroo stopped the car and asked curiously, "What are you listening to, white rabbit?" "A big truck passed by here half an hour ago ..." Wow ... amazing! .. how do you know? ""he NN! That's how my neck and legs were broken.

6 1. "Get rid of melancholy", the psychologist told the patient, "Let enthusiasm fill your daily life, get up and go to work with enthusiasm. In short, do everything enthusiastically. " A week later, the patient came back, looking more depressed than before. The doctor asked him if he had followed the doctor's advice. "That's the problem," the patient replied. "I got up cheerfully, had dinner, and then kissed my wife goodbye. As a result, I was two hours late for work and was fired."