Funny sentences are best to make others laugh to death

1. I am dead. Big things will be thrown into the grave, and small things will be burned.

2. The chances of finding true love these days are about the same as the chances of being struck by lightning.

3. Cannonball’s head was also combed with lightning strikes.

4. Other people’s money is my personal belongings.

5. Brother, wherever you fall, you will lie down. Both Li Yuchun and Zeng Yike are my brothers.

6. We are moving so fast that our souls can’t keep up. You are not a VIP or an IP, you are just a P.

7. If you are bullying me, I will write your name on your underwear and beat you to death with my farts.

8. I think all bears in the world look like bears.

9. No blood on the face, no injuries on the body, no one around.

10. In fact, in the end we will all be offline on someone else's MSN.

11. Who do you think you are? You are just the water that is thrown away, I don’t even want a basin.

12. It’s not that the road is uneven, it’s that you’re not good enough.