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What are the reasons for being late for work?
1, I dreamed that I was fired, so I didn't hurry to get up for work.
I have to take my critically ill pet to see a doctor.
I hurried to work, but I found myself still wearing pajamas on the way, so I had to go home and change my pants.
I saw the boss say you weren't in the office, so I went out to look for you.
I couldn't find a suitable tie to match today's suit, so I bought one after the store opened.
My son threw his dog into the sewer. I must try my best to save the dog.
I met a goat on my way to work.
The sandwich shop was robbed while I was waiting for sandwiches, so the police asked everyone to stay and ask questions.
9. A bee flew into my car and attacked me. I had to pull over to deal with it.
10, my pants got wet on the way, so I went home and changed them.
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