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What are the reasons for being late for work?

The reason for being late for work is:

1, I dreamed that I was fired, so I didn't hurry to get up for work.

I have to take my critically ill pet to see a doctor.

I hurried to work, but I found myself still wearing pajamas on the way, so I had to go home and change my pants.

I saw the boss say you weren't in the office, so I went out to look for you.

I couldn't find a suitable tie to match today's suit, so I bought one after the store opened.

My son threw his dog into the sewer. I must try my best to save the dog.

I met a goat on my way to work.

The sandwich shop was robbed while I was waiting for sandwiches, so the police asked everyone to stay and ask questions.

9. A bee flew into my car and attacked me. I had to pull over to deal with it.

10, my pants got wet on the way, so I went home and changed them.