Three jokes, very good, a reward of 30, ok?

"Dad, how do you write the word" cake "for moon cakes?"

"It's the name of the word' cake' for crisp cakes."

"How do you write the word" cake "for sugar cakes?"

"It's the word" pancake "for pancakes!"

"How do you spell pancakes?"

"You idiot, I'll teach you by analogy, but you won't!"

worry

Mingming graduated from primary school. This day is their graduation ceremony. The headmaster announced that the first student in the whole grade was on the stage to receive the prize, but after several consecutive shouts, Yao Mingcai slowly walked on the stage. Later, the teacher asked Mingming, "What's the matter? Are you sick? " A clear answer: "No, I'm afraid other students didn't hear you clearly."

Cross it off.

In swimming class, the teacher said, whoever doesn't get into the water, I'll cross his name off the list. Xiao Ming said: I'm afraid my name will be crossed out of my account if I get into the water.

4. The feeling of heartache

The soda fountain sells a new product called "Feeling of Heartache", a glass of 50 yuan. I bought a cup out of curiosity. Wow, it really hurts. It's a cup of boiled water! !

Double

I want to tell you a secret of getting rich, which can double your money. Don't tell anyone! Take out a hundred dollars and fold it in half. Look, is it doubled? !

Open-minded, eager to learn

Xiao Zhang: Our teacher is really open-minded and eager to learn!

X: How did you see that?

Xiao Zhang: The teacher drew a lot of question marks on my exercise book!