What did the classical Chinese "He Yan Picture" write?

On the third day after Cao Cao married Mrs. Yin, he sat and had tea with Mrs. Yin, and looked back at He Yan and Cao Pi reading The Book of Songs in the porch. The chubby Cao Pi read Gentleman Yangyang, while the handsome He Yan read The Quiet Girl, and his eyes lit up. The sunshine outside the window was as bright as satin. Cao Cao looked happy and turned around and said, "Madam, I want to change the name of He Yan. What do you think?" . Mrs. Yin was a little stunned. She got up and bowed down and said, "General Xie!" Immediately called He Yan to kowtow to the new adoptive father.

He Yan heard her mother say that she would change her name to Cao Yan. Without saying a word, she turned and walked towards the courtyard, walked to the atrium and stopped. Standing in the hot sun.

Cao Cao and Mrs. Yin got up to find out why.

He Yan grabbed a stick and drew a circle around his body, saying, "This is his house, I can't move out!"

Cao Cao was amazed. Busy said: "Ok, I promise you to stay in any house."

This is the summer of five years in Jian 'an. This year, He Yan just turned seven.

Why did seven-year-old He Yan do such an extraordinary thing? I'm afraid it's blood, and when it comes to blood, you have to start with He Yan's grandfather.

He Yan's grandfather, He Jin, was the chairman of the Military Commission of the Han Dynasty. The reason why he served as the chairman of the Military Commission was not that he had a talent for getting things done, but that his sister slept in the harem of Emperor Han Ling. Be called the queen.

It is necessary to say a few more words about the fact that He Jin's sister became a queen, because it can almost be said to be a secret map handed down through the ages, hiding a road leading to the land of wealth and fame.

He Jin's father He Zhen is a diligent butcher on the streets of Luoyang, killing pigs at night and selling meat during the day. The popularity in a street is second to none, and he earned a lot of money, which is better than that of Lu Buxuan, a gifted scholar of Peking University in Chang 'an County. However, the profession of butcher belongs to the last stream of self-employed. In China, a hierarchical society of intellectuals, industry and commerce, the status is the most humble. Ordinary people look down on you, and it is common for industry and commerce, taxation and urban management to bully you. Life is quite humbled. I only got a wife when I was 2 years old, and I didn't know that I was abducted from a brothel until my wedding night.

Although she is a young lady, she is beautiful and knows the art of sexual intercourse. The butcher is actually very satisfied. A few years later, I gave birth to a pair of children. When my son grew up, he was handsome, and my daughter was even worse, even more beautiful than Liu Yifei. But the neighbors' tongues and ears are always very long. Somehow, they got the secret history of his wife's brothel from a group of entertainment records, and often muttered in the streets and lanes, which made them really depressed. When he was less than forty years old, he was so worried that he began to wonder how he could find a way out of this dilemma.

One year, just after the New Year, He Zhen accompanied his wife back to her hometown in a small town to pay New Year's greetings. She overheard her mother-in-law talk about a relative who was a eunuch in the palace, called Sun Zhang, who was very powerful. He not only helped the emperor choose a concubine, but also replaced the great grandfather in this small town. He Zhen trembled with excitement at the news and immediately rode back.

After returning home, He Zhen told his wife his great dream: he wanted to send his daughter to the palace, and boldly described the life of a future queen, An Fu. The wife was frightened by the sudden whimsy of He Zhen. Completely at a loss. Chest ups and downs, has been wheezing, open mouth for a long time also doesn't close properly.

He Zhen didn't have time to pay attention to his wife's expression. He took out two altars of silver hidden in the cellar, which was hard-earned money for decades. He put these glistening silver in his hand and rubbed it all night. Before dawn, he prepared two carriages and pulled them out of the house.

That night, He Zhen's silver was piled up in the warehouse of eunuch Sun Zhang.

Sun Zhang received a generous gift, and not only promised to elect He Zhen's daughter to the palace. And promised to send her to the emperor's dragon bed.

In the next few months, He Zhen's wife began to carry out strict job training for her daughter, and she passed on all the Sutra of Plain Woman obtained in the brothel to her daughter.

The night before he left, He Zhen and his wife suddenly bowed down to their daughter and wept bitterly. Their actions frightened their daughter. After kneeling, He Zhen solemnly told his daughter: Don't come back to meet her parents until you can sit in the queen's chair. He Zhen's words were like a thorn, which plunged into her daughter's head.

This matter of He Zhen has been an exciting topic for people in the next few decades, and I believe it will still be the hottest topic for people who are enthusiastic about morality and success today, but I want to say that all criticisms and praises are easy, superficial and vulgar, and we should understand the bold choice of a humble life suffering from the pain of life. There is no doubt that he is the most ideal butcher in the history of China.

2. The hedonic life of a porn emperor

In the long history of the harem, no dynasty is more charming than the story of spring scenery in the Han Palace, which is even more free, dissolute and funny than any court in the world. Regrettably, its shameless, cheerful, luxurious and incredible beauty has been hiding in the boundless weeds of history. So far, there has not been a wonderful pen to describe its legendary picture scroll. I would like to open the door a little here and let you see its dazzling brilliance.

He Yan's grandfather lived in the Han Emperor's time. Like his forefathers and emperors, Emperor Han Ling is a hedonist, and friends who are keen on cultural comparison often compare him with Louis XIV of France.

In the Han Dynasty, since Liu Bang, the women's clothing in the palace has undergone a remarkable reform, that is, all ladies-in-waiting wear open-backed pants, with the simple purpose of opening the door for the emperor to make love. There are 3, ladies-in-waiting and one emperor. The emperor is too busy to take off their pants.

I want to remind you that you can express your appreciation or disdain for the reform of this kind of clothing, but don't get excited blindly, because in the end, cultural interest is above everything else. What is culture? From the simple level, it's just food, clothing, housing and transportation, and it's literature and art to go deeper. I'm only talking about the popular and simple here. That dress is the first to bear the brunt. You see, today we worship French culture, starting with French fashion. Because it's hanging in front of your eyes.

This clothing reform in the court of the Han Dynasty laid a pornographic tone for its hedonic culture.

As soon as this hedonistic culture was opened, the art of food became more and more exquisite. Everyone was playing tricks of nourishing yin and strengthening yang, and the colors were also confusing. After dinner, there will be entertainment programs, and people who perform skits, cross talk, lap dance, love songs, fiddle and juggle will develop.

The emperor wants entertainment without limits. In short, every sense organ wants to be more comfortable.

Once there is no limit to entertainment, everything is possible. There were many gay emperors in the Han Dynasty. It's so funny. Ministers can't do anything about it.

By the time Liu Hong, the Emperor of the Han Dynasty, the hedonic culture had reached its peak. There is enough information to show that he is the most famous erotic emperor in history.

Liu Hong, Emperor of the Han Dynasty, ascended the throne at the age of 11, and there were 1 eunuchs in charge of his diet and daily life. These eunuchs are amazing, they are all a bunch of celebrities, and they completely control all the power of the country. They can put the minister to death, the queen to death, and change the emperor.

Eunuchs Zhang Rang and Zhong Zhao were even called father and mother by Emperor Liu Hong of the Han Dynasty.

Eunuch's autocratic power is bad for the world, but good for the emperor. That is, you don't have to worry about the world, but you can concentrate on banquets, entertainment and playing with women in the palace.

Liu Hong began to play with women at the age of 13, and enjoyed it. By the age of 2, he began to realize that pleasure was not just about satisfying sexual desire. He hoped that this pleasure would be more emotional.

Before summer came, he consulted with the eunuchs and brought the troupe to the West Garden. Before the start of the show, let the actors walk on the red carpet (that's where they learned the red carpet in Hollywood). The ladies-in-waiting stood on both sides in open-backed pants, half-naked with their chests, drumming their hands, and all the actors were smelling the special fragrance from the tributes from the western regions. All the actors didn't know where to put their eyes, and they were as shy as country bumpkins. The emperor was watching with joy.

When the party was over and the performers were sent away, the good program began. There were thousands of lanterns in the West Garden, and the ladies-in-waiting all took off their clothes and wandered around the garden holding lanterns. The tune of "Seven Words of Merchants" sounded on the cloister, and the Dutch wind blew. Behind the rockery and among the trees, there was the sound of the ladies-in-waiting singing. The emperor played hide-and-seek with the ladies-in-waiting, and the eunuch's eyes shone. Zhang Rang, the servant, even shuttled among the maids in the emperor's robes, which made them pleasantly surprised and jubilant.

As this is not enough, a naked tour hall was built in the garden, and moss was collected to cover the steps, which led to canal water around the thresholds. The lotus planted in the canal water was as big as a cover, and the lotus leaves rolled at night, which was called "night lotus". He let the naked ladies-in-waiting row with poles and sing lotus songs lightly. A dreamy scene.

The spirit emperor drank naked in the cool hall of the naked tour hall, and asked the eunuch to put the glass in the canal water, pour the wine, and then let it drift down the river to his eyes. It is said that this is the earliest game of meandering water. Inherited by later literati. He used the fragrant incense offered by the Western Regions, ordered people to cook it into soup, then bathed it with the ladies-in-waiting, and poured the bathed water with powdered milk into the canal, which was called the "Liuxiang Canal".

He often lies in the cool hall and drinks all night. And sighed: "If it is like this in ten thousand years, I will be a fairy."

in fact, it doesn't take ten thousand years, just one day to be immortal.

3 The Mystery of the Collapse of the Eastern Han Dynasty

He Jin's sister married such a pornographic emperor. Can she realize her ambition of being a queen?

everyone knows the answer. She became a queen, her father was made a riding general, her mother was made a Wuyang king, and her brother He Jin became a general. Full of vermilion, red is half the sky.

what made her queen?

two things: the prostitute's daughter is on the bed and the butcher's daughter is under the bed.

for a man, both of them are very fatal.

When Sister He Jin entered the palace, the contradiction in the palace was sharp, the situation was complicated and the fighting was fierce.

But because of the eunuch Sun Zhang's strong support, she quickly won the favor of the emperor. After half a year, she was pregnant with a dragon seed.

Immediately, he was made a noble and quickly occupied the favorable terrain.

Although you are a noble person, there is still a gap with the Queen. Besides, at that time, the Queen of Song Dynasty was gentle and gentle, and the chair looked very secure. And very young.

However, something unexpected happens in the sky. Not long after, the eunuch Wang Fu killed Liu Jian, king of Bohai Sea, and his princess Song, who was the aunt of the Queen Song. Wang Fu was worried that the Queen Song would be angry with him, so he framed the Queen with Dr. Cheng A, a doctor in Taizhong, and made a witchcraft curse on the emperor in the palace. In Dahan's reign, the witchcraft incident frightened and hated emperors. When Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty killed tens of thousands of people because of this witchcraft incident, he even forced his son to die.

When the Emperor Ling heard that the Queen of Song Dynasty was engaging in witchcraft, he became angry at that time. Immediately take back the seal of the Queen Song, and lock her up. In a few days, Wang Fu and others died.

When the queen died, He Guiren was excited. She immediately called the eunuch Sun Zhang, gave all the rewards she got from the emperor to the other party, and asked Sun Zhang to take out the money from her family and win over the powerful eunuch in the palace. And promised Sun Zhang that once he sat in the queen's chair, he would immediately return it with ten times the money.

All eunuchs are the best businessmen. Their desire for wealth is endless. When Sun Zhang saw that it was profitable, he readily agreed to cooperate.

in the third year of Guanghe, that is, the third year after the queen's death, He Guiren finally put on the queen's hat as he wished.

Then, my son Liu Bian was named Chu Jun.

However, the emperor Liu Hong remained dissolute, and the power in the palace was still in the hands of eunuchs. The country is still a mess. Everyone knows that the Qigong master Zhang Jiao uncovered the pole to make an uprising, so I won't say it. Tell you something weird.

In the second year of Emperor Yuan's seal, that is, in the era of Emperor Wu of Han Dynasty, a group of bureaucrats in Yulin County once presented an auspicious object of a coral tree to flatter the emperor. This coral tree is peculiar and bright green, and each coral has dozens of branches, and the branches are full of leaves. The big one is five or six feet high, and the small one is more than a foot, which is a wonder. Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty ordered people to plant it in front of the temple, and the palace dubbed it "female coral". This "female coral" has been flourishing and healthy in the palace for 3 years, but it suddenly withered and died when it arrived at the Lingdi. Almost everyone said it was fantastic.

do you feel the same way?

but I know its secret, that is: eunuchs are busy playing politics, ladies-in-waiting are busy striptease, and no one waters it.

In 189 AD, Liu Hong, a 33-year-old spiritual emperor, finally succumbed to the attacks of beauty and alcohol and was devastated by a serious nephritis. Before he died, it suddenly occurred to him that Zhao Guiren gave birth to a son named Liu Xie, who seemed smarter than the son of Queen He. He asked the eunuch to entrust an orphan, expressing his wish to let Zhao Guiren's son be a prince.

this idea is incredible. It has laid a foundation for disaster for the already crumbling empire.

where do eunuchs have music? Manipulation of the imperial power brought them great pleasure, and they were willing to show their ability to have sex. In addition, when He Guiren became the queen, he was arrogant and domineering, which made them very dissatisfied and wanted to drive her down. So the top ten eunuchs headed by Jian Shuo discussed and prepared to find opportunities to win the general blades, abolish the queen and prince, and set up a new king.

The first time it got out, Jian Shuo was killed. But the second time he succeeded, He Jin lost his head.

He Jin lost his head and didn't say anything, but he also attracted Dong Zhuo's tiger and wolf teacher. The eunuch was removed, the prince was abolished, the queen He was killed, and the He family was almost destroyed. At the time of the incident, Mrs. Yin, the daughter-in-law of He Jin, survived because she took her son He Yan to Zhongnanshan to make a pilgrimage. Next, Dong Zhuo made public anger and was beheaded because of a honey trap.

After this ordeal, the government of the Eastern Han Dynasty was in name only, and the governors of all states and counties supported their troops to protect themselves.

Yanzhou herded Cao Cao into Luoyang and became a general.

The Three Kingdoms period, in which a hero rose, slowly began.

why did the eastern Han dynasty perish?

According to the history books, it was destroyed by eunuchs in power; according to the folk story, the emperor was fatuous; according to Cao Cao, it was destroyed by He Jin's transfer of troops; according to scholars, it was destroyed by hedonic culture. All these statements are reasonable and boring. I mean, it died of the great ambition of a street butcher.

Four: China's first talker

He Yan grew up in Cao's mansion, and became a noble son with a face as white as jade. In addition, he was able to talk about Qihuang and the Book of Changes when he was a teenager. Cao Cao looked comfortable and even betrothed his daughter to this adopted son. He was completely afraid of jokes. Some people said that Cao Cao was open-minded and said that he was talented. His admiration even annoyed Xelloss, who was made a prince, and he often spoke ill of He Yan.

There have been many legends about He Yan's appearance and demeanor. One saying is that He Yan is beautiful and handsome, and his skin is white and red. At first glance, it looks like the performers have applied foundation on the stage, so that everyone suspects that he has personally applied powder and is called "He Lang who applied powder".

this reputation spread like wildfire in the capital, even to the palace, Wendi.