Idiom jokes of seven to nine years old?

A children's idiom story ppt children's jokes are hilarious.

One day, a butcher was busy in the shop when suddenly a dog ran in. The butcher hissed and drove the dog out. But in a short time, the dog ran back. The butcher felt a little strange. He looked intently and found a bag in the dog's mouth, and a note was exposed outside the bag. The butcher opened the note and saw that it said, "I want to buy 12 sausage and a leg of lamb." The money is in the bag.

The butcher looked into the bag: there is the money. So he put the money away and put sausages and leg of lamb in the bag. At this time, it's almost time to close the store. On a whim, the butcher closed the shop and followed the dog, and decided to go and have a look. The dog leisurely crossed a street and came to a crossroads. It put down the bag in its mouth, jumped up and pressed the traffic light button next to it with its claws. Then it squatted on the ground and waited patiently for the green light, then picked up the bag and crossed the road. The butcher followed closely. Then, the dog walked to a bus stop sign. It looked at the timetable. The butcher was stunned by its action. Knowing the time, the dog squatted in the seat next to him and waited for the bus.

A joke of two or seven words.

Ghost: God, I want to be as white as an angel and have wings next time, but I still want to suck blood.

God: Then reincarnate as a nurse.

Idioms from 3780 to 890 are the best.

Old age: inflexible. Describe old age, weak body and inconvenient movement. [ 1]

Chinese name

staggering

Foreign name

staggering

Release; Emissions; issue

Describe the performance of difficulty in moving

Four idioms and jokes are very classic.

Xiaoyu told Xiaoming that her father was impotent.

I can't stop (my father can't)

08. Dogs don't bark when crossing a wooden bridge.

Never forget anything (if you walk through the Woods correctly, you will never forget)

09. It is sunny when bees stop on the calendar (bees and calendars).

10. Two people are sitting on a stone.

gain two ends at once

1 1. A group of women are chatting.

Nonsense (no chicken talk)

12. A group of people smashed guns with eggs.

Bullets rained down (on eggs)

13. Painters prefer to draw thick ropes rather than thin ones.

14. Piano under mobile construction

Love at first sight (moving the piano)

15. Eating with chopsticks is popular (chopsticks are for the population).

16. Dialogue between chickens and ducks.

17. 10 1 got everything.

18. Ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold and one squatting in the pigsty (one sheep squatting wrong).

19. The sheep called the eagle, and the eagle answered the phone and said

"Hello"

Yang obeys yin and disobeys (sheep telephone eagle)

Hello ")

20. The hat is dirty. Turn it over before wearing it.

Zhang Guan Dai Li (wearing a dirty crown)

Five jokes about children learning idioms

Idioms that describe children learning well.

Ice snow cleverness _ cleverness

Learn to be rich and learn to be rich.

Knowledgeable and excellent in learning.

Never tire of learning, never tire of learning.

Tianzi is very smart and likes to learn.

Six kneeling jokes that seven or eight-year-olds can understand.

That's not even Si Er! ! !

70- 12 years old joke

My mother told me a horror story. Its name is "My summer vacation is almost gone".

My friend is squatting in the street when he has nothing to do. When he sees a man and a woman coming, he will run to the boy and say solemnly, "Hello, nice to meet you. I'll give you 100 yuan. Can you let me slap you? " That won't do. Most boys will say, "Coarse mud! I give it to you, 200 yuan! Can you let me slap you? " My friend immediately put his face together and said, dear, Fan has worked hard! Remember to praise!

Snow White's story tells us that even if seven * * * silk is kind to her, it can't compare with a kiss from a rich and handsome man. "

Wife: "Have you finished writing that novel?" Husband: "I just finished writing, and I'm going to revise it again." Wife: "Is your hero afraid of his wife, too?" Husband: "No, he dares to criticize and attack his wife's wrong ideas in person." Wife: "Do you have any personal experience?" Husband: "No, I wrote science fiction.

My mobile phone is out of money, so I sent a message to my cousin: "Help me charge 10, and I will pay you back tomorrow." Accidentally crushed into a ball! When I saw it this morning, I read 28 unread messages one by one: 15 said "no need to return it", 4 said "remember to return it when school starts" and the rest said "charge". Then, a sister paper actually said, "Charge 20, I like you!" " Ok, I earned 150 phone bill, and attached a sister paper. Is this a beautiful mistake?

One day, a three-year-old son said to his mother, "Mom, what is beauty?" Mom said, "a beautiful woman like mom is called a beauty." The father next to him whispered, "Don't mislead the child's aesthetics! ! ! "

Today, when I was having dinner with the male god, I said how can a female man like me find a boyfriend! He said, "No! Where are you from? I think you are cute! " I said, "I'm a woman! Do not believe, wrestle with me! ! "The male god said," Well, after you lose, you can only say that you are a lovely girl. " I rubbed my hands and said, "Good! ! "Then I won, and he quietly cleaned up the dishes and left.

When checking in, a small north nose said happily, "Wow, it's the first time to take a train, yeah ~ ~". Then his father stroked Babe's head and said, "Get excited and go home and write a composition." . Then, then, then, along the way, I never heard Babe cheer again → _→ a miserable childhood. Sure enough, everyone has to experience … (vomiting blood -ing)

Robber: "Put down your guns! I have hostages! ! "The hostage was frightened, and his voice was slightly weak:" Help ~ ~ "Robber:" Who dares to take a step forward! I'm gonna kill this bastard! ! ! "Policeman:" Don't be impulsive! We can talk about anything! ! "Robber:" I will mention three points! Do it all! Otherwise my gun won't have eyes! First of all! Give me a bullet! ! "

In junior high school, a male student was trapped upstairs in a school fire drill. I saw this buddy running to the second floor with a white handkerchief and waving: Grandpa, come up and play. . . . Eight humorous idioms and jokes

A patient was ill. The patient asked the doctor. "Is my illness serious?" The doctor held out five fingers, and the patient was in despair at once. What happened to the patient?

A riddle between the ages of 97 and 9

The riddles of children aged seven to nine are usually guessing things. Some common things, such as cars, houses, doors and windows, nose, ears and so on, can develop children's intelligence. You can guess words, place names, etc. Appropriate, but because children have limited knowledge, it is too difficult to be suitable.