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Anti-epidemic joke

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From the holiday at home, follow the drama until late at night every day. 1 1 Get up and have two meals a day.

In fact, I spent the past two months like this:

The newly bought "Think Fast and Think Slow" can be read in a week. I've been on the cover since the first day of school. After I made a circle of friends, I never opened a person's past again, only read the first two or three pages.

Determined to practice calligraphy every day, I bought a writing class with great interest. Write a page every day for the first three days, and on the fourth day, alas, forget it. It's no use practicing for so long anyway.

It's 1 1 p.m. Put down your cell phone. After rolling in bed for more than ten minutes, I finally decided to play for half an hour, and I ended up playing until two or three in the morning.

This reminds me of a question I saw on Zhihu: "What is the best way to destroy a person?"

One of the highly praised answers: "Just let him be idle."

People are born with inertia. If they stay in the comfort zone for a long time, they will try their best to maintain this comfort. It becomes very difficult to break free.

2

I remembered that before the outbreak, my mother told me a cousin's story.

My cousin is an interior designer. He did well in his last company. He had some resources in the back, but later he felt that he earned less. In addition, the boss always speaks badly, so he resigned happily and started a freelance business.

Speaking of it, my cousin is full of pride, has no professional time, does what he likes and is good at, and has time to earn money, which is the best thing.

I used to get up on time to send my children to work, full of energy. Now that I'm a freelancer, I'm completely relaxed.

Send the children, if not, let the wife send them. Anyway, I'm not in a hurry to go to work, sleep for a while, and raise enough spirit to start a business.

Then I opened my eyes in the morning and passed quickly. I brushed my circle of friends, watched the news and watched some videos. I'm glad that noon has passed.

It's time for dinner. After dinner, I sat down to make a cup of tea, and then chatted on WeChat, saying that I should sort out my resources and contacts. As a result, I flipped through my mobile phone and saw the videos sent by others, but I couldn't help but look at them more, and then chatted with several people for a while. The afternoon passed.

After school, the children can't help, because my cousin hasn't sorted out his contacts yet, and then he has to eat. After dinner, chat on WeChat and brush the news. Very tired. Brush in bed until after midnight. Finally, I am tired. Go to sleep first.

I didn't do anything on the day I didn't go to work. As for contacts and resources, I'll sort them out another day.

Repeated day after day, my cousin sadly found himself doing nothing.

Finally, one day, I gritted my teeth to send my children to school and sat in a shopping mall all morning. As a result, I didn't do anything, because there was no pressure, no colleagues urged me, and no boss scolded me, let alone efficiency.

Freelance seems to be full of time every day, but there is no time to really do your own thing, which makes your life a mess, let alone become a big boss.

You have as much self-discipline as you have freedom. Freedom without self-discipline will result in turning yourself into waste wood alive and achieving nothing in the end.

Freelance sounds good, but it's not that easy to do. Good habits and self-discipline are the weights for your efforts.

If there is no self-discipline and freedom, it is better to work hard and let others push you forward, which is much better than self-indulgence.

three

Academician Zhong Nanshan, who is 84 years old, has been at the forefront of fighting the new pneumonia epidemic. During the epidemic, he almost always races against the virus.

Before the outbreak of the epidemic, Academician Zhong Nanshan's work was busy and substantial. It is no exaggeration to say that he works 360 days a year and goes to the clinic once a week.

In an exclusive interview with a reporter from Chengdu Business Daily, when the reporter talked about retirement, Zhong Nanshan said with a smile: "I have never considered retirement. Being a doctor has become a habit in my life. Now I can run and walk. If I am retired, I may die faster. "

If you do meaningful things all day, you will feel full and naturally healthy.

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Before, there was a very hot story on the Internet. The capital chain of a startup company is broken. A cleaning lady of the company couldn't stand the atmosphere of the company, so she took out 6 million yuan directly and let the company complete the financing.

You know, 6 million is something that many families can't earn in their lifetime. Why do you have to go out to work when you have 6 million? Aunt is over 50 years old, and it is not easy to go out to work.

In the eyes of many people, going to work is to make money, but the significance of going to work is not limited to this. Kazuo inamori pointed out in his book "Dry Method" that the significance of work is not only to earn money, but also to improve oneself and improve one's heart.

Most intermittent workers don't understand that chicken soup and example are not your poison, and getting used to it is the biggest punishment for yourself.

If you don't work hard, have no self-discipline and just want to be comfortable, then you can't win more resources for yourself and you can't manage yourself well.

Romain rolland said that there is only one kind of heroism in the world, that is, to love life after recognizing the truth of life.

Instead of doing nothing at ease, you should know whether you have self-discipline and fighting spirit. If you don't have these, please don't give up your job. You need a colleague and boss to push you.

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