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Shen Teng, a man with a long laugh
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Recently, Shen Tengfa Weibo responded that 100 people selected the most handsome face in the Asia-Pacific region and won 2 1: "What? 2 1? Refuse to accept the prize. Thank you! (smiling) "
(Screenshot from the network)
Shen Teng, a man who grew up in a joke, asked the stars to include comments from Jiaozi and Shen Teng:
"This some can't call jiaozi. I am too lazy to pull. Just this, I feel that there is explosives inside! "
"Is this a steamed stuffed bun?"
"It's not even wrinkled, it's not right!"
"These are all small sarcomas."
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Humorous people are more likely to be favored and liked by others, but humorous personality is valuable. This man, Shen Teng, is always amused by jokes and just answers, "Beautiful skins are the same, and interesting souls are one in a million!"
For example, male stars Xu zhēng, Bo Huang, He Jiong, Sha Yi and Yang Di, and female stars Jia Ling, Xie Yilin and Nana will definitely make the audience laugh if they are included in a variety show. In other words, I just want to laugh at their names.
Shen Teng's university teacher once said that he is a person who can make people laugh without talking or moving. In the latest issue of "Ace to Ace", the game is about ABAB idioms, and everyone is well behaved. Only Shen Teng suddenly burst out with a "Toronto City", which made the audience laugh. People who haven't seen this episode of variety show thought that Shen Teng had gone to Toronto after watching the hot search "Toronto, Shen Teng".
Why do we like interesting people?
Humorous people have to mention the sand sculpture netizens who exist in every corner of the network. Similar to the homonym of a word, the word "sand sculpture" is used to describe those netizens who are particularly brain-dead and funny, but not swearing, but more entertaining and teasing.
Sand sculpture quotations
"XX, I advise you to be kind."
"It's a vicious person."
"It smells good"
"When a whale dies, it is called whale landing, and when a shark dies, it is called sand sculpture."
Sand sculpture netizens bring us endless joy.
What is humor?
Humor is the highest defense mechanism of individual psychology and a positive psychological trait. Humor is not only a possible personality trait of comedians, but also a way of entertainment, and it is also a means to solve contradictions and difficulties or deal with embarrassing situations and stressful events.
A sense of humor is also considered an ability. Positive psychology mentioned that humor can enhance others' impression of themselves, help people attract their spouses, temporarily buffer pressure, release tension, and make people feel happier and more optimistic.
Humor is related to health?
Research by Ramon Mora-Ripoll, director of medical science at Organizacié nmundiale Larisa in Barcelona, Spain, shows that humor and laughter are related to health. Laughter caused by humor releases endorphins in the brain, which can release tension, relieve pain, improve immune function, stimulate blood circulation, improve mood and enhance cognitive function.
Is there a gender difference in humor? Yes, some studies have found that boys are more humorous than girls. The more humorous a man is, the more beautiful his girlfriend is; The more humorous a woman is, the more sand sculpture brothers there are. "
Will humor make marriage happier?
Among 3000 married couples from five countries, it is found that both husband and wife are happier because of having a humorous partner.
Is humor self-deprecating or self-deprecating?
If humor contains offensive factors (such as gender, women, skin color, accent, etc. ), it will be disgusting. Humor is not necessarily funny, nor does it mean self-mockery. Those who are self-deprecating and humorous have a negative attitude towards life. It is not humorous to belittle yourself to win others' smiles and destroy others' self-esteem.
Does humor make people live longer?
Not necessarily. Compared with other artists and serious writers, there is no significant difference in life expectancy between comedians and humorous writers. But some studies have also found the opposite fact. Compared with less successful British comedians, the death rate of successful British comedians is higher. In addition to different lifestyles, some people speculate that humorous people are too optimistic about health and pay less attention to potential health risks, resulting in higher mortality. In addition, I have to mention smile depression.
Click on the title to read: Depression hidden behind a smile.
How strong is my sense of humor?
We can use a quiz to find out what kind of humor we belong to. The following questions are adapted from Rodney Martin's humor style questionnaire. Please answer as honestly and objectively as possible.
_ _ _ _ _ If someone makes a mistake, I will often make fun of them.
_ _ _ _ _ I make people laugh at me, or at the expense of my own interests.
_ _ _ _ _ I don't have to work hard to make others laugh. I seem to be a humorous person by nature.
_ _ _ _ _ Even though I am alone, I am attracted by the absurdity of life.
_ _ _ _ _ People will never be offended or hurt by my sense of humor.
_ _ _ _ _ I seldom tell my own interesting stories to make others laugh.
_ _ _ _ My humorous point of view keeps me from being excessively depressed or depressed because of things.
_ _ _ _ _ If I am alone and I feel unhappy, I will think of something interesting to cheer myself up.
_ _ _ _ _ Sometimes I can't stop myself from saying something interesting, even if it's inappropriate.
_ _ _ _ I like making people laugh.
_ _ _ _ _ If I feel uneasy, I usually lose my sense of humor.
_ _ _ _ _ When I am with friends or family, I often become the laughing stock of others.
_ _ _ _ _ If I encounter a problem or feel unhappy, I often cover it up jokingly, so that even my closest friends don't know my true feelings.
_ _ _ _ _ When I am with other people, I often can't think of humorous words.
_ _ _ _ _ Even if something is really interesting, I won't joke if someone is offended.
_ _ _ _ _ Making others laugh at me is my way to keep my mental state.
Reply "sense of humor" in the background to get the test results.
How to be a humorous person?
In the prayer written by American General MacArthur for his son, in addition to asking God to give him "strength, courage, kindness, understanding the facts and being tempered", he also asked God to give him "full sense of humor". This shows the importance of a sense of humor.
The development of humor
/kloc-before 0/year old: Babies have no ability to express humor, but respond to others' funny behavior.
1 year-old: Children's humor is characterized by visual stimulation and is very sensitive to human facial expressions. It is also particularly sensitive to tactile and auditory stimuli.
2-4 years old: children can find humor in disharmony, and once other people's behavior does not conform to normal rules, children can find pleasure from it.
About 4 years old: I especially like playing play games. Children's language expression ability is clearer, and the humor expressed has more connection with the meaning of the situation at that time.
5 or 6 years old: Children are very sensitive to humorous elements in language. If they can understand the usage of humorous jokes, stories, songs and special words, they can also create some humorous events or words to ease the embarrassing situation.
The characteristics of interesting people.
Optimism is the premise of humor, attention to detail, good communication, truthfulness, appropriate restrictions, curiosity, erudition, high emotional intelligence, and Ming Rui's insight ... these are all characteristics attached to humor, and humorous people should also have an interesting life. The content of humor comes from accumulation and then creation. There is a direct and simple way to be an interesting and humorous person. Make some humorous friends quickly!
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1,/us/articles/200607/ What is your humorous style?
2. Humor style questionnaire
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3./us/blog/ Talking about trauma/20131/lol-How can laughter improve health?
Martin la Greengross (20 18). The health of comedians: the susceptibility of improvisers to infectious diseases. Humor: International Journal of Humor Research.
5./We/Blog/Humor-Homo sapiens/20181/How does humor change your relationship?
6. Li Liang. Study on the development characteristics of children's sense of humor and its relationship with related factors [D]. Liaoning Normal University, 20 10.
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