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Why can't the national football team play in the World Cup?
You should know what NB China players (including coaches) are like, and they also do waist exercises to warm up the day before the game. Moreover, China players are famous for not shooting for 90 minutes and shooting continuously for 9 seconds. It is normal to miss the World Cup. I once read a joke. A reporter interviewed the coach of China football and asked him why China lost this time. The coach said, "Because the turf is too dry." The second time, the reporter asked the coach why he lost again. The coach said, "Because the turf is too wet." The third time, the reporter asked the coach why he lost again this time. The coach said that "the turf is not dry or wet", which shows the quality of the China team.
Finally refused to cross the province.
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