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Uncle's composition
My uncle is a fireman. He is more than 1.8 meters tall, with thick eyebrows and dark skin. When he smiled, he showed two buckteeth, and his mother nicknamed him "Little Buckteeth".
Before I was born, my uncle was a fireman. Up to now, my uncle has been a fireman for 14 years, which is regarded as an "old fireman". As long as I can remember, I knew that my uncle was a soldier and a brave fireman in Beijing, but I seldom saw him. This "fireman's uncle" seems to be a "telephone uncle" and rarely sees "such respect". Mom said that the more holidays, the busier my uncle is, especially the Spring Festival, Mid-Autumn Festival, National Day and other family reunion days, all of which are well prepared.
What impressed me deeply was that on my third birthday, my uncle gave me a fire truck with realistic appearance: a fiery red body, a ladder that can be lifted and lowered, and a water hose that sprays water. I can't put it down. When I was a child, I was a stranger to my uncle and I was afraid. His big palm can pick me up and lift me high. His muscles are swollen and stiff. He told me that it was all from exercise. He told me to hold my head high and say, "Boys, just be a man!" "
When I grew up, I was curious about my uncle's fire fighting story, but he refused to say more. He showed me around their camp: an empty playground, a two-story fire truck, and a "sliding column" that quickly went downstairs when in danger. He also taught me about electricity, gas and fire prevention, and taught me to use a fire extinguisher. He said, "Hidden dangers are more dangerous than open flames, and prevention is better than disaster relief." I am more curious. I asked him about the fire fighting pictures he saw in TV movies. My uncle touched my head and said, "Fire fighting is the most dangerous occupation in peacetime, but each of us has our own mission, responsibility and responsibility. We should contribute our strength to this society! "
This mysterious uncle, you must pay attention to protect your own safety while protecting the safety of others. You are the protector of the city and the protector of the family!
My uncle has many "glorious deeds" that have never appeared in front of everyone. As the saying goes, you can't wash your dirty linen in public, but today, I want to announce these "old sesame rotten millet" in public.
One Saturday, my uncle came to our house with a big bag and said that he had come to take me to school. "It should take me to school," I thought. "It must be warmly welcomed." As expected, my uncle was warmly welcomed as soon as he came to my home. But what I didn't expect was that when it came to our home, it set off a "rebellious" trend. This trend is up and down, which has set off a series of "interest disputes" cases.
At noon that day, the calm sea set off a stormy wave: "Huh?" My uncle asked, "Why should I put it on the coffee table?" I didn't notice anything and replied, "I can watch TV anytime and anywhere."
My uncle paused and immediately said in the tone of the head of the family: "No, eating and watching it is the most harmful to your health. Starting today ... er no, from now on, eat and go back to the table. " This new policy has been strongly supported by the whole family. Of course, I am puzzled and opposed: "Why do you do this?" My uncle replied in a clear and unquestionable voice, "Whatever you think, there is no reason."
I thought to myself, "My uncle is unbelievable. What's the big deal? "
The second Sunday in May is Mother's Day. On this day, I want to give my mother a special gift that she never thought of. I told my uncle about it without hesitation, but he didn't help at all. Instead, he harassed me, resulting in my gift not being delivered. Looking at my mother's disappointed eyes, I was so angry that I couldn't help rushing to beat him up, and he was there smiling at me like a child.
There are many such things, so I won't list them one by one, lest he be ashamed and want to find a crack in the ground.
My uncle's composition 351! The weather is fine: it also ushered in the day when my uncle and aunt got married.
I went back to my uncle's house one day in advance, and May Day was my uncle's wedding. When I got home at night, I helped my grandmother and uncle wrap up wedding candy and watched TV and ate snacks in the new house. Snacks include: potatoes, mussels, fruits, dried durians and nuts. ...
The next morning, I was sent to meet the bride. At the bride's house, the bride's sister let the groom break through three doors. I helped my uncle break in easily. My uncle threw a lot of red envelopes, but the bride's staff just forgot to stop the door. When we went in, I also picked up some red envelopes. My uncle also asked me to look for the bride's shoes, found something to eat, and we set off back to my uncle's house.
At home, a wedding was held. At the wedding, a red envelope guessing game was held. Uncle Luo gave me all the red envelopes I guessed. The last red envelope host asked the bride and groom to guess, and the host said it was an auspicious number, which was interesting. Then they went to meet the bride.
There is a sea of people at home. My children and I are upstairs watching TV and eating snacks. In the afternoon, everyone left after dinner. I said to my uncle and aunt: I wish you happiness, happiness!
In the final exam of this semester, I got excellent results and was rated as "three good students". My uncle promised me a reward before the exam, and I am eager for him to keep his promise.
One day in the summer vacation, as soon as I got up and washed in the morning, my parents and sister and I rode to my uncle's house immediately. When I arrived at my uncle's house, my grandparents took my hand and smiled into a flower. I feel very happy. But to my disappointment, my uncle is not at home.
At the end of lunch, my uncle came home from work. My uncle asked me about my study with concern. When he learned that I was rated as a "three-good student", he was very happy and encouraged me to study hard and strive for better results in the future. When eating, in front of many relatives and friends, my uncle personally poured me a full cup of drink and kept putting vegetables in my bowl, which made me feel as sweet as honey.
At three o'clock in the afternoon, my uncle is going to work in the unit, when he left. My uncle said, "A bonus of 20 yuan will be given to you. You can use it to buy some school supplies. I look forward to your icing on the cake in your future study. "
I silently wrote down my uncle's words. In the future study, I will keep in mind my uncle's words, study harder and repay my uncle's expectations with better grades.
I will work harder.
As long as I can remember, I have received different holiday gifts every Children's Day, but this time my uncle gave me a gift that was neither expensive nor gorgeous, but it benefited me a lot. That is the complete works of Yang's animal novels.
On Children's Day, my uncle took me to eat hot pot. My uncle ordered a lot of delicious food. Just as I was enjoying myself, my uncle said, "Do you know? Uncle will give you a mysterious gift today. " I was so curious that I couldn't bear to eat any more. I keep asking my uncle what he does. My uncle said, "I'll tell you after dinner." I wolfed it down at once. 10 minutes later, after eating, I immediately asked my uncle what gift it was. My uncle said, "This is a complete set of Yang's animal novels." I jumped for joy.
After eating hot pot, my uncle sent me home and gave me Yang's animal novels. I quickly said, "Thank you, uncle." Then I read it on my desk. Really beautiful!
My little uncle is fine. He is now studying propellers in Tsinghua University.
According to my mother, when my uncle was young, although his academic performance was not the best, he often got more than 90 points. When he was a child, he liked to observe while playing with toys. Sometimes he scattered the toys with tools and then put them on one by one. It looks exactly the same after wearing it. Many people can't do this. In junior high school and senior high school, he made great progress in his academic performance and studied hard. But he will combine work and rest and often play football. He is a member of the school football team. Later, my uncle was admitted to Tsinghua with excellent results.
After going to college. I have less time to study and more time to play. It turned out that he took doing experiments as a pleasure. Although his schedule is very full, he managed to squeeze in some time to study, so his grades have been excellent. Later, he participated in the master's and doctor's continuous reading class with excellent results. My little uncle finished his master's degree and doctor's degree in five years, and he will get his doctor's degree this year. Among my uncle's peers, he is the most knowledgeable person. Because my uncle is very clever, he learns things quickly. The leaders of their college all thought he was very talented, so they recommended him to their superiors to let my uncle go abroad.
My little uncle has such a gift, and people may think that my little uncle is a nerd! Don't! He is not a bookworm, but a person who likes to play as much as everyone else. His play is different from others. Some people are addicted to playing, but he regards playing as a combination of work and rest and a way of learning.
How's it going, little uncle? Great!
Uncle's composition 7 is helpful.
My uncle's wedding is in a few days, and everyone is very busy. Of course, I'm not idle either.
I am everyone's little helper! "Han Yuxin, bring some bowls." Listen, someone is calling me. I have to hurry. "Han Yuxin, there is no vinegar. Buy some vinegar." I was busy over there. I had something to do here, so I rushed there again.
In addition to helping them buy things and get things, I also have a special task-take my little brothers and sisters to play, don't make trouble at home, and bring the children back for dinner when eating. Simply put, this task is to be the king of children and lead them to play. In the backyard, one child suggested playing rubber band skipping rope, but another child said he wanted to play house, so they had an argument, and I didn't know what to do next to him. Suddenly, the child who wanted to jump the rubber band turned to me and asked, "Sister, what game do you suggest to play?" Another child began to agree. This question puzzled me, as if my head had suddenly shorted out and I knew nothing. At this time, my sister, who was watching, came out to help me out. She said, "Shall we play hide and seek?" ? This game is thrilling. Let's play together. "Many children have agreed to her proposal, so I finally don't have to be embarrassed. I'll hide first. I'm hiding in a corner that is not easy to find, but where can I hide from my sister's eyes in this place? The first game soon found me. Then we played many games R22R22. In getting along with children, I gradually learned how to be a good king of the children and how to get along with children. It's time for dinner, so everyone's game should end early.
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