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1. Please write an article on the topic of "laughter". There is no restriction on the style, the title is of your own choice, no less than 400 words
Laughter
In the care of my mother, I did not know how many times I laughed happily as a baby; when playing with my friends, I did not know how many times I laughed happily; in the praise of my parents, I did not know how to smile proudly. How many times. But that time I laughed extremely happily, because that time I truly realized the true meaning of life. It was one day during the summer vacation last year. My sister and I were playing in the park, eating ice cream, drinking drinks, playing on slides, driving bumper cars, and catching goldfish. We had a great time. "Look!" my sister shouted. I turned around and found a blind old man tapping the bamboo pole on the ground. My sister and I went up and asked, oh, it turned out that the old man used it to buy birthday gifts for his grandson. I lost 20 yuan of money. My sister said: "It doesn't matter, Grandpa, we will help you find it!" After that, we both started to search. I searched everywhere in the grass, trash cans, and cement cracks, but there was still no trace of the 20 yuan. "Forget it, kid, I'll go back and get some more money. Maybe the store isn't closed yet." The old man said helplessly. "Grandpa, let's look for it again." At this time, my sister tugged on the corner of my clothes, glanced at my pocket, and then looked at me, oh - I understand - but... I asked: "Don't you want to continue playing? If you tell this old man, we won't have to go home." My sister said: "Our teacher often tells us: 'Helping others is a traditional virtue of the Chinese nation.' Don't you Don't you want to be a good son or daughter of the Chinese nation? ""But..." "Don't say 'but'. Also, it's inconvenient for the old man to go back and get it." "Okay!" I said. In fact, I had already made such a plan in my heart. After hearing what my sister said, I took out the remaining 20 yuan from my pocket, ran to the old man, and said: "Grandpa, money I found it, here it is. "Ah, thank you, take the five yuan and spend it!" the old man said and took out a five-dollar coin from his pocket. I quickly said: "No!" Then, we helped Grandpa choose a birthday gift and sent him home. On the way home, I jokingly said to my sister, "It's all your fault!" My sister smiled and said, "Aren't you very happy too?" Yes, isn't the happiest thing in life just to help others? Lei Feng once said: "Dedicate your limited life to unlimited service to the people." That time, I laughed so happily that the evening sun seemed to smile too. Look, its smile reflected half of the sky. ... 2. Please write an essay on the topic of laughter
Laughter
The road to your dreams will not be smooth... How bumpy it is along the way. How difficult it is. Have you ever thought about why the storm on the way cannot break our hearts, but we still keep going so persistently? It's a smile... Every bright smile on the way supports every heart to go on strong...
Every smile represents a hope, and every hope brings a light, lighting up every dim part of the soul. corner. Life is like this, you have to experience failures and setbacks. When faced with all kinds of unpleasantness, if you smile in the mirror, you will feel that the confidence that has hit rock bottom will come back to you, giving yourself the courage to continue fighting!
Every morning, smile to yourself, smile to the people who love you, smile to the people you love, and you will feel that you are full of vitality and have more energy to do things. In this way Only such a life is meaningful; such a life is worth working hard for!
Smiling doesn’t have to happen when you are happy. Try to face every setback with a smile, try to meet every challenge with a smile. In this way, life will be more colorful. A smile can wake up all the cells that are bowing their heads, and a smile can even ignite the dawn of life!
Remember to smile and erase the sad face from your life... Life is so impermanent, and the kite held tightly in your hand may break its string and fly away... Don't be discouraged, don't cry , maybe you will soon be able to pull up another kite and fly in the sky again. All this will come true, as long as you let go of your sadness and sorrow, stand up and wave to it and smile!
Most of life is spent waiting.
Waiting for the bus to the next stop, waiting for your own sky, waiting for opportunities, dawn... Why not smile while waiting, maybe the next stop will be more exciting! Let the past drift away with the wind, let the smile bear your sorrow, then life will be beautiful!
A smile can also drive others’ determination to move forward. Smile! Let everyone's cells that have shed tears come alive again, and continue to praise every second of survival!
Let us keep smiling... give ourselves more support, we must keep smiling, put on a coat for the cold heart, and keep walking. Until you reach the end of the road, smile and close your eyes! 3. Write an essay on the topic of laughter
You once said: "Smile is the most beautiful symbol."
From then on, I remember your words and remember Keep smiling and remember to spend every day with a smile.
I prefer to see your smile, which is innocent and elegant, and the breath of happiness between your eyebrows can always infect a large number of friends around you. You are like an angel delivering happiness, your smile is your feather floating in the air, landing lightly on everyone's palm, touching everyone's heart lightly and gently.
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During the holidays, a large group of friends play together. They are very happy and free. You are still an indispensable figure in group activities, bringing laughter and making people happy. Comfortable. You advocate a free and unrestrained life, and like to face everything with a smile. You convey your beliefs into our brains through your words and actions. Yes, "tomorrow is always a new day", you taught me.
You smiled and said to me: "Rest is to start again." I didn't understand what you meant, but I suddenly realized it later.
Taking a vacation is to allow yourself to make good adjustments, meet new challenges, and continue to move forward.
Yes, every time I take a break, I will be ready for the next departure.
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Looking out the window at the hazy sky and sparse raindrops, I hear thunder from the distant horizon from time to time. My mind is in a mess, and my thoughts are too fragmented, which makes me have a headache. Why is happiness always not around me? I feel like my heart has become vicissitudes of life.
But you still smiled and said: "When you start looking for happiness, you are already unhappy. In the future, you will encounter many heart-wrenching things. What should you do? ?" I don't know how to answer, I have never thought about such a question, maybe... let it take its course.
"But the only thing I can do now is watch the rain scene with a smile, that is also the most beautiful scenery!" You smiled and pointed to the slightly golden red color of the sky, which means that the sun is about to come out. .
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Face life with a smile and everything will become easier. But I always feel that my smile is not sincere and beautiful enough. Maybe I am smiling, maybe my heart is crying... because I am not a person who really greets everything with a smile...
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A smile is sometimes like a gust of wind that warms the heart; sometimes it is like a fire that burns out all worries.
Smile is the most beautiful symbol, just like your smile.
I have nothing. When loneliness, sorrow, and disaster hit me, all I have is a smile. Excellent composition, just make some changes
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There is a kind of flower in laughter, it It is not afraid of violent storms, severe cold and heat, and it does not cost a penny or a penny of effort. It can bloom as long as you are willing. It has its own exclusive territory, which is - people's faces, and it is the most beautiful. Flower - laugh.
In the morning, the sun has not yet fully risen, and light is faintly filtered through the curtains. I gently opened the curtains, and what appeared in front of me was a picturesque wonderland. A thin white mist gently enveloped the entire world. The buildings in the distance were looming, and the nearby flowers and grass still had unfinished flowers. The scenery is like pearl-like dewdrops, and the sparkling blue waves of the Huancheng River next to it are like pearls dotted on a green carpet.
Suddenly, I seemed to see a smiling face. I rubbed my sleepy eyes and took a closer look - an old woman was smiling at me. In the morning light, she became a dazzling spot of light, and her face The smile on the face is so kind, so loving, and so familiar——
The closed memory door slowly opens, and a scene from five years ago emerges——
The sky was covered with dark clouds, and soon, big raindrops fell from the sky, hitting the ground and causing small splashes of water. I stood anxiously at the school gate waiting for my mother to pick me up. Time passed by and I still didn't see my mother. It was getting dark. I couldn't wait any longer and ran into the rain curtain. "Pah!" Because the road was slippery on a rainy day, I fell. Mud and water covered my whole body. The tears in my eyes kept spinning and were about to "fall". Drops of bright red blood oozed from my skinned knees. "Sister, are you okay?" Just when I was at a loss, a childish voice sounded in my ears, a beautiful little flower umbrella was placed on my head, and a small white hand stretched out in front of me. I raised my head and met the smiling face of the little boy. That smile was so sincere, so pure, so reassuring, and warmed my heart... < /p>
These two subtle expressions turned into a warm current flowing through my whole body 4. Please give me a composition title
1. Rhetoric Use figures of speech to formulate metaphors: "Father's Love is a Mountain", "Pomegranates in May are as Red as Fire", "I am a Happy Little Fox", "Father's Love Lifts Me Over the Railing of Destiny" Exaggeration: "The World is Small, Just a Home", "A Piece of Pancake Bun" "The World", "A Snake Swallows the Elephant" and "Audacious" Comparison: "Big Stories of Little People", "Red and Black", "For Forgotten Memories", "City People, Country People" Question: "Do you have a weak heart?" ? "Who is Ah Q?" "Who touched my cheese?" "What did you learn today?" "Personification: "Winter's Telling", "Confessions of a Mosquito", "The Secret of the Mantis", "Integrity Drifting" Rhetorical question: "Lei Feng really doesn't have a household registration?" "I am a poor student, am I easy?" "If Adou can't be helped up, who's to blame?" " Irony: "I am a silly girl" "I want to be a bad student" "Actually I am very stupid" "Dad, I don't want to be your daughter" Imitation words: "Teacher Niu's "cow temper"" "Sophora flower in Sophora flower village" "Love" "Duality: "Born in sorrow, died in happiness" "Thinking, to be ambitious; working, to be down-to-earth" "A ruler is short, an inch is long" Parallelism: "That mountain, that person, that dog" "Little One" "Bridge·Flowing Water·People" "Jujube Tree·Father and Me" "Raindrops·Dewdrops·Teardrops" Transception: "Glittering Shot Put" "Eat Some Ice Cream for the Soul" Calling: "Please Untie Me" "Desire to Be Loved" "Teacher, please listen to me" "Save me" 2. Pretending to be mysterious and deliberately using means to confuse and misunderstand people to attract attention. For example: "My first intimate contact with him" "The Biography of the Caterpillar" "Missing the Wolf" 3. Punctuation Use punctuation marks to write a title for the composition, for example: "Me?" I! 》《The value of 10,000 yuan=? "Good girl?" Bad girl? "Fire, fire!" 》 4. Algebra method: Use commonly used algebraic formulas to formulate questions. For example: "Sincerity + Trustworthiness = Sincere Friendship" "1+1=?" "My PH = 7" "Reducing burden ≠ reducing vice" 5. Imitate and apply the methods of imitating and applying the titles of famous books, famous articles and famous songs. For example: "Sophie Girl's Diary" "Who is my cutest person" " Oh, White Snow" "You at the same table" "Mother's Kiss" 6. Use the reverse method in an unconventional way, for example: "The spring breeze that leads across the jade gate" "Victory is the mother of success" "Opening the book may not be beneficial" ""Songsong" "Crossover" brings out talents" 7. Use trivial things to create topics such as: "Seven Matches", "I am an Orange", "My Favorite Proverb", "Moss Flowers are as Small as Rice" 8. Borrowing History Topics for characters, events and social hot topics, such as: "The Story of "Elizabeth"", "The "September 18th Incident" of My Class", "Iron-Blooded Squad Leader Bi Maimai", "The "Cold War" between My Mother and Me", "Why Don't I Learn from Paul" Learn from Bill Gates" "My dad is a migrant worker".
Or these: Like a sunflower, follow the sun on the long road of life. The flash of red on the road of life. The fish swimming in the mire. The wall that cannot be built with love. Love is undefeated. Dreams are like trees, growing up slowly. The sky is like birds. The greetings in the best-dressed candies. That year, we shouted to the sky together. I miss you farther than a camel. The young snail has no shell. The pain magnified by cowardice. The ideal friendship that cannot be realized. No absence from school. Or: the one I admire the most. People, my mother, the unforgettable first time, growing pains, childhood fun, cute little animals, that moment, a beautiful park, a happy spring outing/autumn outing, the smile of the guardian Fayin, the pair of white wings, the smile of an angel, the price of beauty, the tears of pearls Snowflakes are flying all over the sky and you don’t need a reason to be happy. "Give Up Maturity" "Have a Date with Me in Winter" "Stranded Dreams" "Then Flowers Bloom" "Let Loneliness Dance" "Touch the Melody" "Dream, Dream" "I am "Ships only belong to the distance" "Speechless Gazing" "Distant Horizon" "Flowers bloom not only in spring" "Autumn Rhythm" "The Most Beautiful Luggage" "Forever" "Suffering and Happiness" "How Much Love Is Still Possible" "Start Again" "Tomorrow, Where Will I Be" "Leaving is a Beautiful Pain" "Don't Say "No"" "Tonight, My Tears" "The Smile on the Lips of Death" "Touch the Blue" "Dream Starry Sky" " "Coconut Wind and Sea Rhythm" "Old Scars Under the Cheongsam" "My Monologue" "Summer Storm" "Flowing Water Through My Heart" "Worship of Life" "Fragrant Tea" "The Dazzling Beauty of Life" "A Piece of Float" "The Leaves" "The Sound of the Piano Moves My Heart" "The Rhythm of the Sea" "Thinking about Spring" "The Years Are Like Water" "The Reverie of the Bridge" "The Telling of Rain" "In the Mood for Love" "Secret Fragrance" "Giving Up Maturity" "Winter and Me" I Have a Date" "A Stranded Dream" "The Flowers Bloomed Then" "Let Loneliness Dance" "Touch the Melody" "Dreams, Dreams" "I am a ship, only belongs to the distance" "Speechless Gaze" "Distant "Horizon" "Flowers bloom not only in spring" "Autumn Rhythm" "The Most Beautiful Luggage" "Forever" "Hurtful and Happy" "How Much Love Can Come Again" "Tomorrow, Where Will I Be" "Leaving is a Kind of Beautiful Pain" "Don't Say "No"" "Tonight, My Tears" "The Smile on Death's Lips" "Touch the Blue" "Dream Starry Sky" "Coconut Wind and Sea Charm" "Old Scars Under the Cheongsam" " "My Monologue" "Summer Storm" "The Water Flows Through My Heart" "Worship of Life" "Fragrant Tea" "The Dazzling Beauty of Life Blooming" "A Falling Leaf" "The Sound of the Piano Moves My Heart" "The Rhythm of the Sea" " "Thinking about Spring" "The Passing Time is Like Water" "The Reverie of the Bridge" "The Telling of Rain" "In the Mood for Love" "Secret Fragrance" "Giving Up Maturity" "Secret Fragrance" < > Spring is still here when flowers fall. 5. Write an essay of no less than 600 words with the title "Smile and Pass"
Life is just a drama, you have laughed, cried, gained and lost.
It’s just a passenger taking a journey, so why carry so many things on your shoulders? Life is like a beautiful scenery, and we, like passengers on a speeding train, are always vying to dominate the scenery and become the attraction. The eye-catching focus of people, but they forget that there is a piece of glass between people and the scenery - a seemingly non-existent barrier. In the end, the train will take us away from the bloody place under the cover of beauty, and drive towards Towards the end of mankind. From the moment we are honored to become human, a difficult and bumpy journey begins. For our ideals, we have experienced shocking scenes again and again, completed one goal after another, and also Having experienced countless ups and downs in the human world, some souls cannot withstand repeated tests and tempers. Gradually, they are swallowed up by vicious insects, and slowly become smaller and corroded. In the end, they cannot tolerate any failure, and even more He cannot tolerate others being better than himself. Therefore, he tells himself that he must win. In every competition, a small failure will make him feel depressed, uneasy, and self-blame. His spirit will also be burdened. The burden is heavy and there is no chance to breathe. Don't care whether you are right or I am wrong, and don't care whether he or you have more. If you look up at the rainbow in the sky, you will see clearly that the storms in the world are passing by in a hurry. Just work hard. We have passed, we have struggled, we have tried, so why worry so much about winning and losing? Sometimes being careless is not a bad thing. Be relaxed, be careful, take off the burden on your shoulders at the right time, and never forget to give yourself a song during the journey. This is the ideal life we ??should really pursue. .Only when you pass it off with a smile will it become life.
6. Composition; write an essay with laughter as the content
This year, I am in sixth grade, and I am already a big sister in school. Although I seem very restrained outside school, only in school, I always There are a few people who make me laugh, and one of them is my current deskmate... In an art class, the art teacher was chatting with teachers from other classes. We were all doing our own things, and I, Of course, it was just reading. I opened my favorite book and started reading. At this time, my deskmate suddenly picked up his textbook and hit the classmate on his right. He was a big man and the table was shaken so hard that it fell over. I was feeling curious, but I didn't have time to think about it, so I quickly hid aside. The teacher heard the sound and rushed over, and said angrily to my deskmate and another classmate: "I just went out for a while, look at what the trouble is! What happened!” I heard from my deskmate that it was another classmate who teased him first and he fought back. The teacher punished that classmate for this. After I learned about it, I immediately laughed and thought, this can also make the table better. It was knocked down. What a weird thing! Don’t look at my deskmate’s reckless behavior, but his grades are pretty good! An exam paper was handed out. I held a 98-point paper and excitedly waited for the score of my deskmate. I always regarded him as a role model, and surpassing him was my goal.
The test paper for my deskmate was handed out, 98.5! I immediately became angry and full of anger. At this time, my deskmate said to me: "You are already great. Don't compare yourself to me in everything. It's right to regard me as a role model, but you can't go too far." My deskmate was such an icing on the cake that my anger disappeared instantly.
I really admire my deskmate! The title is "Funny Deskmate". 7.
"I finally succeeded, I can finally float on the water."
I was dancing for joy. Water rafting is a game.
Put four cups filled with water together, then take a ping pong ball, start from the first cup, and blow to the fourth cup to count as a success. That day, I prepared four glasses of water and table tennis balls.
The game started immediately. I made my debut, put the round ping pong ball in the first cup, half squatted, leaned my upper body forward, and stared at the ping pong ball eagerly. I took a breath, my face bulged like a "meat bun", and started to "luck".
With a "whoop" sound, I was elated. I thought I would finish it in one go. However, due to excessive force, the table tennis ball flew out of the sky with a force of "swallowing mountains and rivers" and "whistling in the wind", and disappeared without a trace. trace. I was not discouraged, so I took out another table tennis ball and decided to show off my skills again.
I blew gently on the ping-pong ball, and the result was exactly the opposite. The ping-pong ball acted like a "pretty lady" and refused to move forward. I decided to try it again and fight this game to the death.
This time, I learned the lessons from the last two times. I half-crouched and blew on the ping-pong ball calmly. I saw the ping-pong ball sailing forward smoothly like a small boat.
"Ah, no!" I exclaimed, seeing that the table tennis ball was about to leave the cup. At this critical moment, the ball suddenly stopped.
I am relieved. I was just dreaming in the middle of the night - it was a false alarm. Suddenly, I cheered: "I finally succeeded, I finally succeeded."
My happy look was like I had discovered a new world. Ah, it feels so good to succeed. 8. Write a 300-word essay with laughter as the title
Laughter Life Laughter Life There are many unsatisfactory things in life.
But when encountering such trouble, adults will use our children to lose their temper. When children are naughty, adults yell at us when we are slightly dissatisfied, but does this make sense? How many years does a person have in this life? He left in the blink of an eye.
But the temper caused by life took up nearly half of his life. Time is merciless and flies by in a hurry.
In my mind, there are many tempers presented in front of me. "You can't do that."
"You can only do this." "Why don't you listen to me?" "You want to be beaten, don't you?" I was upset.
But what can losing your temper solve? It undoubtedly eliminates the unhappiness in my heart.
But you send it to him and he feels uncomfortable, and he sends it to him again, and he sends it to you again. When will this end? I think true happiness is to be happy every day and not lose your temper.
When we are angry, we think to ourselves, "Why am I angry?" "Do I have to be angry?" "Does it feel funny to be angry like this?" When we are angry, after answering these three questions, You know if you should be angry or not. Living an angry life is also a kind of life, and living a life smiling is also a kind of life, but why do we have to choose the former rather than the latter? That's because of the pressure of life.
But when you really think about the above three questions, you really feel that you are ridiculous. Laugh at life, look at life with a smile, and change life with a smile.
Although there are many dissatisfactions in life, you must face life with a smile. 9. Write an essay on the topic of truth
My true style
Carefully apply a layer of protective color on yourself so as not to be seen "through" by others. This may be A trendy thing in today’s society.
Take me for example. In the eyes of my parents, I am an unsociable, shy boy; among my classmates, I am described as lively and happy. "ADHD" patient; and most of the comments my teachers wrote to me were "I need to improve my spirit of enduring hardship and improve my self-control ability..."
Human beings are originally polyhedrons, and sometimes "seeing is believing" is inevitably wrong. The ancients said, "No one knows his son better than his father", but I would like to say, "There is no better friend than oneself." After many trials, I finally discovered the "true style of me" -
Irritable temperament
When I was in junior high school, I lost a good friend because of a trivial incident. At that time, because I was not calm, I used my youthful energy to hurt others with my words. So, we ignored each other and went our own way. Since then, the classroom has lost a pair of good partners who learned from each other, and the basketball court has lost a pair of excellent partners who worked well together.
Open-minded by nature
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