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A story triggered by typos.

Xu Jingde of Sichuan Pengshan Qinglong Junior High School

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Here are two stories about making jokes because of typos in reading and writing. These stories are both interesting and funny. Let's appreciate them together, understand the truth that "knowledge can't be hypocritical and proud" and appreciate the profoundness of Chinese characters!

Story 1

A county official who mispronounced.

A man with little education spent money to buy a county magistrate. When the case is heard in court, the documents shall be served on the list of plaintiff, defendant and witness: plaintiff Yu, defendant Qi Biandi and new witness.

During the trial, the county magistrate called the plaintiff Yu to appear in court, but he mistakenly shouted "Come on up!" " "Hearing this cry, the plaintiff, the defendant and the witness came to the classroom together. The county magistrate was angry and said, "Grandpa, I want to take the plaintiff to court. Why did you come together? " Document know what's going on, it's hard to say the county magistrate read the wrong word, stepped forward and said, "adults just call everyone up, naturally together. The plaintiff's name is pronounced in other ways. His name is Yu. "The county magistrate realized that he had read the wrong word, and it was difficult to correct it face to face, so he changed his name to the defendant Qi Biandiao, but he mistakenly shouted," Let's go together! "Hearing this cry, the plaintiff, the defendant and the witness fell together. The county magistrate became angry again and said, "Grandpa, my name is the defendant. Why did the three of us fall together? When the document was read, he had to go to the circus again and say, "Your Honor, this defendant's name is pronounced differently. His name is Qi Biandiu, not Qi. " The magistrate knew that he had made a fool of himself again and wanted to call a witness to save face. However, at the sight of the witness's name, the county official was dumbfounded. After a long pause, he had no idea and had to ask the document, "Tell me about the name of this witness. What should I read? " The file says, "His name is Sin keitel. Hearing this, the county magistrate breathed a sigh of relief and said, "I think his name must be pronounced differently. It's really good! "Otherwise, how can I call this' Dear Dad'?"

(adapted from Xi Tan Lu, a Taoist priest of Qing filial piety)

Dial one

One by one, the county magistrate mispronounced the words and made a big joke. Who told him that he had no pen and ink and no knowledge? The story may be fictional, but the enlightenment left to us is that it is absolutely true to study hard and master the shape, sound and meaning of every word.

Story 2

White character scholar

During the Northern Song Dynasty, there was a man named Bai Wenxiu in Hangzhou. He heard that Su Dongpo, the magistrate, often wrote poems with literati, and he also wanted to join in the fun.

Bai Wenxiu learned from others, patched things together, wrote an article, and happily came to the magistrate's residence. Please see the sheriff. When he met Su Dongpo, he picked up his own article and said, "My poor work, please ask the teacher to approve it." Dongpo took the article and looked at the title: Reading Guo Tai. He was confused, but he soon understood that Mr. Wang had written the word "Qin" as "Tai". Then he said with a smile, "When there was a disaster in the Qin Dynasty, all the crops were flooded (the word" grain "under the word" Qin "became" water "). No wonder, no wonder! " Look at the article again, it's unreasonable in arts and sciences and full of typos, which makes me sick. Su Dongpo could not say anything, and returned the article to Bai Wenxiu without saying anything. Bai Wenxiu thought that he should be asked to write at least a few words to show off in the future, so he pleaded: "Teacher, there are few people who know talents in the world today, and there are many people who are jealous of talents. A good article is like a piece of waste paper if it is not pushed by celebrities. At least ask the teacher to put in a good word. " Hearing this, Dongpo knew that Mr. Bai Zi had confused the word "recommendation" with the word "recommendation" in traditional Chinese characters. He felt angry and funny. He glanced at Bai Wenxiu with disdain and wrote nine words on the manuscript: This article is as wonderful as a rolling stone!

When Bai Wenxiu met, he thanked Su Dongpo again and again, but he said, "Scold, Scold!" It turns out that this Mr. Bai Zi "scolded driving" again.

After Bai Wenxiu took Dongpo's comment on writing, he showed off everywhere, but when others read it, they often smiled and showed disdain. Bai Wenxiu is very strange, pulling others to ask why. One person struggled to say, "You show off everywhere. Do you know what this comment on writing means? " "What do you mean?" "Think about the sound of rolling stones in the mountains?" "The sound of rolling stones in the mountains ... is plop plop." "Yes, Master Su is saying that your article is' no'!" Bai Wenxiu was ashamed and left with a red face.

(Based on Historical Story)

Dial two

This time, the scholar in white was humiliated. Who called him vain, pretentious and ignorant, and he still pretended? Knowledge cannot come with any hypocrisy and pride. Knowing is knowing, and not knowing is not knowing. If you don't pretend to understand, you will only be laughed at in the end. If you want to get everyone's affirmation, you must work hard.

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Why did the county magistrate and Bai Xiucai make a joke? Because they read and wrote the words wrong. Why did they mispronounce the words and write them wrong? They didn't study hard and didn't really understand and master the form, sound and meaning of words. Chinese characters are extensive and profound. To master them and use them well, you have to work hard. Let's work together!