"Pushing Narrowness" and "Hai Wei" (the second anecdote of Wan Boss in Suzhou)

of course, the "budding" should be done properly, which is normal competition, but the mind is slightly biased. I am afraid that a move that is beneficial to the development of the industry will give people the feeling of "being narrow". Explain the meaning of the text, "promote", promote and push, "narrow", two walls are sandwiched between them, and any living thing feels stuffy and uncomfortable inside, not to mention there is a board plug behind you to push you, and its embarrassing situation can be imagined. It is inevitable that people who are narrow-minded in the world will speculate on them with the theory of "good nature". It is only for their own pleasure to narrow others, and there is no evil intention. Even if people on the table get along with friends, it is inevitable to be narrow-minded. One day, there was a gathering of immortals from all walks of life in the pingtan circle. During the dinner, a guest Tan Xing was quite strong. He had two habits. First, he liked to show off his contributions after helping others. Second, he liked to raise his fist and restrain his arm and spit when he spoke. Hot fried shrimps, shredded eel, etc. were launched one after another, which attracted this guest to talk about resources: "So-and-so, if I hadn't tried my best to sponsor it, I would have a firm foothold in Shanghai today!" Sure enough, the second "elegant learning" followed, with the left sleeve smoothed into the arms, and a fist waved slowly on the head of the next guest (holding chopsticks in the right hand, or you will definitely use a more powerful right fist), while the spit in your mouth was arrogant on all sides, splashing at the cold pot, causing all the guests to complain-no chopsticks, a negative host. Get off the chopsticks, be bored with your heart. At this moment, Jiang Jun, who was sitting opposite, couldn't get used to it, and he didn't say anything. He took out a flashlight from his pocket (the pingtan actor kept it for the night show and went home for lighting, so he kept it), aiming at the empty fist of his friend, staring at the fist, and the fist was inseparable until the light came. This sci-fi performance drama lasted about five or six minutes, and the ending can be imagined. The guests were speechless and the speaker felt embarrassed and ended abruptly. Jiang Jun's practice is a little narrow-minded, but his original intention is to persuade others that enough is enough to show off what he says, and his meaning should be attributed to good thoughts. Cultural people take part in accidental amusement, and it seems common for inferior people to be narrow-minded. In the countryside, the dull baby spreads dry straw to cover up the stinky excrement pile, inducing passers-by to step on it, which is fun and narrow-minded. Let's talk about a book joke. Whenever a gentleman starts to talk, the whole person likes to knock on the desk and cover the teapot with his hands. If not, the book will not go on (just like when I record a program on TV, although no one is bothering me, I always have to close the double glass door tightly, otherwise I won't be able to open my mouth, which is also a habit). Therefore, running a class makes it a bit narrow: fill a pot with boiling water and watch the show begin. The storyteller sat up, picked up the shelf, smoothed his sleeves and put his hands over the pot. "Oh, yo!" " Almost a backward, to speak, unconsciously to hold the teapot (he didn't think of running a prank), another shock ... So, the audience didn't enjoy it, let's enjoy it first.

well-intentioned pettiness, if nothing, life is just like chewing wax. But if you are too narrow and immoral, it will almost hurt your performance. Swearing words in dialect are very ugly: all the people present here are people who have come over, so it's okay to say something: for example, in Wuxi dialect, swearing at "bitch" (the syllable of "bitch" is abbreviated), Shaoxing people swearing at "mother's abortion" (even mother and son are slandered together), and Sunan people cursing at "turtle" (turtle thinking about being sniped, defacing one's wife's chastity), and so on, all of which are extremely mean. However, some swearing words are initially parochial, and then they will be transformed. For example, Suzhou people call names "red guys", which is often heard among familiar people: Lu Yu Zhang San, "I'm a red guy, I don't want to see anyone these days, so I'm going to die?" At this moment, the other party will never be angry, but will only feel intimate.

I talked about indecent dialect words, and then I talked about good ones. The word "Haiwei" is often spoken by Suzhou people. In the old days, an old woman who left her hometown in Suzhou wanted to sell some sweet lotus roots she planted. The farthest place was the small town of the workshop. Due to the traffic jam, Suzhou City was really a place of "Haiwei" for the old woman. If she heard that the fourth brother next door had just come from Suzhou City yesterday, she would surely go to visit him with little feet and meet him in the first sentence, "Naizhen Haiwei! Because, it is possible for an old woman to go to Suzhou City all her life. In fact, the "Wei" of the dialect "Haiwei" is a farewell reading. As an apprentice of Cang Xie once, you will know that the authentic work of "Haiwei" is "overseas". When you read the northern Mandarin with the pronunciation of Suzhou dialect, the original intonation will become flat, and the vowel "A" with a large opening will be read as "E" with a small opening, and "wai" will be read. "Overseas", before 1949, was not only unheard of by the old woman in the countryside, but even the educated scholar who had no financial ability only heard its name but didn't know its truth. So, isn't it frightening to hear about overseas for the first time? Therefore, the dialect "Haiwei" = "overseas" is active in oral, and it changes endlessly: overseas-overseas exotic talk-overseas exotic talk-overseas Rig exotic talk, the syllables are gradually expanded, the meaning is expanded, and then rich imagination is developed. When it is integrated into the conversations of various social workers, how vivid and colorful the language expression is! (to be continued)