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I am a casual person. Tell me about it.

I am not a casual person, nor am I a casual person;

Say 2017-03-19 22:14: 53.

1, whose name is written in your password?

2. You know me best. You know that I won't pester and don't want to argue with others. I'd rather leave with full dignity.

Imperfection is actually a kind of beauty, and happiness can only be found if you continue to bear it.

4. Don't laugh at other people's scars, which are injuries you have never experienced.

5. Be your pencil and write down our happy deeds. Be your eraser and erase our sad stories.

6. You treat me like air. Why should I keep you in my heart?

7. I waited and waited. I already care if I care.

8. Parents fool their children into calling education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Fooling each other is called the generation gap.

9. Every woman will always be humble for a man.

10, A Qi Liu Hai broke the hearts of many ignorant girls, and she couldn't let go and tie them up.

1 1. Every dormitory has a snorer, a molar, a dreamer, and a person who sleeps late and looks at the whole room.

12, half-hearted is your request, and it is also your actions that make it difficult for you to be dead set on you.

13, I'm sorry is a kind of sincerity, it doesn't matter is a kind of demeanor.

14, I am not a casual person, I am not a casual person;

15, so many short encounters, it is better to pursue what you like.

16, the exam, like the third grade, aims to destroy family harmony.

17, please remember that once a person who loves to laugh starts to cry, his heart will be torn apart more than anyone else.

18, all I can afford now is chopsticks.

19, when I was young, I was frivolous and naive. I once said that I would change a person and finally change it for this person.

20. Do you love her so much? Does she love you? Does she have I love you? Is she that special?

2 1, men don't teach you women to cheat, maybe they will cheat you one day.

22. The relationship between two people is like knitting a sweater. When it is built, it needs a needle and a thread, and when it is demolished, it only needs a gentle pull.

23. What does it matter to you to comment on my right or wrong in front of others? Why are you sticking to me? Do you lack dog food?

24. It is the season when boys show their muscles and girls show their legs and you show their fat.

25, how so cheeky, let the pigskin touch it.

26, fruit, you accompany me from shoulder-length short hair to waist-length long hair; Then, I will accompany you from innocence to calmness.

27. Why did the headmaster wear mourning clothes when he was not dead?

28. [Now who snuggles in your arms and who can wear the wedding dress you choose]

29. Happiness is not a love song. It's not an occasional visit or a class. Sometimes there will be endless tears and bitterness you can't imagine.

30, the wedding is approaching, but I have no expectations, and everything is not as happy as I imagined!

3 1, nothing inappropriate, just an excuse to break up.

32. We are all growing up. The more we realize the loss, the more we miss having it.

33. In this changeable world where good and evil are confused, not every wait is endless.