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Humorous sentences during the epidemic
Humorous sentences are as follows:
1. I want to meet someone and leave, but now I can't. I have to report my nucleic acid within 48 hours.
According to this epidemic situation, the next time you go out to play, you will be reported to the sunset red old age group at the age of 60!
I decided to attribute all the misfortunes in my life to the epidemic, and I will never be wrong again.
I used to be afraid of ghosts when I went out at night, but now I am afraid of meeting people when I go out during the day.
5. The epidemic situation is a silent command.
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