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QQ Jin Dian talks about mood: Mosquitoes are God. If you don't buy some mosquito-repellent incense to burn, it will keep biting you.

1. Sometimes, you don't understand, but pretend to understand; Sometimes, you understand, but you pretend you don't.

2. Dysmenorrhea is so delicate that it hurts like a mushroom.

I am a cool person, but everything I do for you is warm.

4. You always laugh at Jing M.Guo for being short. Did he ever laugh at you for being poor?

You'd better not miss two things, the last bus home and the people who love you deeply.

6. I deleted everything about you in case I lost my temper one day.

7. Old love+rekindling of old feelings = repeating the same mistakes+being injured again = deserved it.

8. A brother with a younger sister is usually gentle, and a sister with a younger brother usually becomes a bitch in three seconds.

9. Mosquitoes are gods. If you don't buy some mosquito-repellent incense to burn, it will sting you all the time.

10. One day in the dormitory, my roommate said to the mirror, I am so handsome. Suddenly another roommate said, you are so fucking cruel that you lied to yourself.

1 1. The whole city is watching the rain, and only I am watching to see if you have an umbrella.

12. If you are not blind, don't understand me with your ears.

13. The worst feeling in the world is having to doubt what you used to believe.

14. It takes 50 kilograms to crush a person's head and only one sentence to break a person's heart.

15. Say sorry to myself, I haven't learned to love myself in these years!

16. No matter how busy a city is, it is empty without you; No matter how quiet the city is, with you, it is home.

17. Perfect boyfriend, no smoking, no drinking, no cheating, no existence!

18. When I was a child, I played like a madman with sheets. When I grow up, I cry like a fool with a quilt.

19. Her heart is a city, and he is the only citizen.

20. Since you did something wrong, why should you blame others for putting you in the army?

2 1. Meng Po is someone else's old love. Otherwise, how could it be so cruel that people who crossed Naihe Bridge forgot everything?

22. Don't take a person's past to doubt a person's ability.

23. I found that whenever I take an exam, I have a super power, which is called successfully avoiding all the correct answers.

24. Destiny is a book. If you turn it over inadvertently, you will miss it. If you look too carefully, you will cry.

One day you will understand that kindness is more difficult than cleverness. Cleverness is a gift, kindness is a choice.

26. Leave your tears to the person who loves you the most and your smile to the person who hurts you the most.

27. Recently, the wind was so strong that I almost blew my sweetheart away.

28. Cherish those boys who are beaten to death by you but don't fight back. Don't forget, you can't beat him

29. If there is a miracle in this world, it is just another name for hard work.

30. The most romantic thing I can think of is that someone helps me with my homework, class, dictation and exams.

Actually, I've been paying attention to you.

1, in the face of nature's ingenuity, do we still have the right and qualification to say that I am not important? For parents, we will always be unrepeatable orphans. Yes, I am very important. Importance is not the same as greatness, but the spiritual commitment to life. -Bi Shumin

2. In this life, the most unforgettable thing is the person who helped you when you were in trouble; The last person you can make friends with is the one who despises you when you fail. The last thing you can trust is someone who flatters you when you succeed; The last thing you can't abandon is the people who can't get past you when you start a business; The last thing you can love is a person who doesn't value your personality.

3. It is neither heartless nor unlucky. It's just that we will meet many people in our life. How many can really stop? Life is a ferry that will eventually be barren, and even we ourselves are passers-by.

4. Four blessings in life: knowing blessings, cherishing blessings, cultivating blessings and planting blessings.

5. There are thousands of flavors in life. In the end, there is only one taste left, which is helplessness. All flowers in life will wither, and all withering is irreversible, so we have to accept it. We should accept all the shortcomings of life with life. When we realize this, we will have a calm heart. When we are calm and helpless, helplessness becomes a realm. -Zhou

6. Move on, forget and search. Travel is to change your mood, see the scenery and feel life!

7. The real warriors in life are always unknown, and the noisy people are always a group of people who think they are noble.

8. You may not know what kind of person you are, but when you face the choice of money, power and right and wrong in life, you will know what kind of person you are.

9. You always like to put things off until the next day. You can't always procrastinate like this. One day, you will have a lot to do, and the rest of your life will not be enough for you.

10, the so-called growth, is forcing you to a person, stumbling injury, stumbling strong.

1 1, I gradually found that I don't need to laugh at myself, don't care, don't dump, don't be humble, don't rely on, don't be jealous, just like this, I will meet the person who is destined to be, even if I don't, I will live up to myself, at least I am living seriously.

12, as long as there is a heart in this world, someone will look for it. When I left, I didn't care about anything except three or five kind hearts. When I left with a smile, it was not because I earned gold and silver or any authority, but because I exchanged lovely hearts with those lovely people. -Li Hanrong's "Heart Yue"

13, it is understandable to worry about losing someone who cares, but it is unnecessary to worry about losing someone who doesn't care about you.

14, many people love someone by mistake because of loneliness, and more people are lonely for life because of loving someone by mistake.

15, the deepest loneliness is that you know your own desires, but you have to play dumb about them.

16, the six most precious wealth in life: first, outward self-confidence, second, backbone melted in blood, third, faith built in the soul, fourth, dreams hidden in the bottom of my heart, fifth, rich knowledge in my brain, and sixth, my parents gave me my own body.

17, between men and women, without love and affection, appreciation and congeniality, and countless nights of heart-to-heart, you can't be good friends at all. There are too many reasons to be friends, not lovers, just like fireworks. In this life, we have many wonderful encounters. We love more than one person and can only make friends with the person who has the deepest fate. Others, only gloomy mood to step down. Amy Cheung

18, there is nothing to pass, only the mood to pass. As long as you change your mood, the world will be completely different.

19, the road of life is less flat and more rugged. On the flat road, when walking hand in hand, it is surrounded by warm spring breeze, and the moon in clear autumn is on the head. Two hearts fully enjoy the quiet and soft music of "harmonies". On the bumpy road, when walking with help, we should patiently swallow our grievances and pains and comfort and encourage each other on the thorny road. -Bing Xin

Don't always be dissatisfied with others, but always review yourself!

Everyone is destined to meet that special person. All you have to do is wait for God to bring him to you.

2. My world never needs a man's extra foil.

3. Borrow people's wisdom, improve yourself, serve others and strive for perfection.

There is a handsome guy next door who is very kind to me these days, buying food and delivering drinks. My friends all say that he is interested in me. Yesterday, he came to my house to deliver me delicious food. I asked him curiously if he had anything to say. The handsome boy blushed, lowered his head and said shyly with his mobile phone: I want to say ... what's your wifi password?

5, get your love, and get your waywardness again. Everything is predestined, because you and I are willful. -Lin

You shouldn't always be dissatisfied with others, you should always review yourself.

7. Pay attention to your heart, but don't ignore your appearance.

8. Failure is the mother of success. Phillips

9. Many things that seem to be owned may not really be owned.

10, what kind of heart, what kind of world will you see.

1 1. I admit that I am a cheapskate and don't want to see any kindness from you to others.

12, high-tech era, high-tech talents. Let's go home and kneel on the washing machine instead of rubbing the washboard.

13. Without a shameless past, there is no shameful present.

14. Deliberate escape is the saddest ending of the story.

15, without ideal, indecision is a sad psychology. bacon

16. Miracle is another name for hard work.

17, confession is a chance to hold your hand, hug you and love you at the risk that even friends can't do it in the future.

18, I'd rather have an enemy tell you honestly and clearly that he hates you than have an ostensible friend stab me in the back.

19, the most charming eyes always have the most tears, and the kindest heart always suffers the most pain.

20, glass cups, three cups of plain wine, drunk and laughing. In this life, who wants me, the ends of the earth.

You can't always be missed.

1, love is not close, but long.

No matter how complicated life is, always keep your elegance.

3. People are people, you don't have to be human. The world is the world, there is no need to be careful; It is also a real life and life.

4. You are so stupid. Full of shortcomings, still so fat. But you still have me, all my love. You keep me from focusing on loving others.

I want a small house, I can be your little wife and walk through the alley in front of the door with a vegetable basket. You don't have to wash the dishes after dinner, but you have to clean the table, and you have a chubby child who is as cute as a meatball. When you have a white beard and sit in an old chair at home, will you still remember this good day and my beautiful flowered skirt?

I only regret one thing. I regret that I didn't meet you earlier, which made you suffer a lot, and I took many wrong paths myself.

7. The so-called growing up is to look down on what was originally valued and value what was originally underestimated. Many people come into your life just to teach you a lesson and then turn around and leave. When everything was calm, I suddenly found that habit is a terrible thing that people can't quit and forget.

8. People and things you missed don't have to look back often; The scabbed scar does not need to be touched repeatedly.

9. Some people say that the opposite of love is not hate, but indifference. Indifference means that you no longer have the position of the other person in your heart and stop thinking about it. No resentment, no affection, no strength and mind to do even a little more entanglement. Everything else is meaningless.

10, if what you gave me was also given to others, then I would rather not. It's not terrible not to get it, but it's a joke not to stay.

1 1. People don't explain because they don't care what the other person thinks. It doesn't matter that unimportant people have a little misunderstanding about unimportant things. Believe it or not. It has no influence on the life of the parties, so why explain it?

12, no one will always like you, and no one will always hate you. You can't always be remembered. Don't rejoice in things, don't grieve for yourself.

13, forget her, forget her, you don't have to endure, forget her, you don't have to suffer. Forget her, forget what you don't have, forget what others have, forget what you lost and can't get in the future, forget hatred, forget humiliation, forget love, forget the grassland like rhinoceros, forget the lake like waterfowl, forget the paradise like people in hell, forget that you used to be as fast as an amputee, forget the wind like leaves, and forget the female rhinoceros like Tula. Forgetting is the only thing ordinary people can do. But I decided not to forget her. -Rhinoceros in love in Liao Yimei.

14, loving someone is like this, embracing everything and forgiving everything. I always feel that the other person is cute, immature and naive. Everything is pathetic and reluctant.

15 They said that when a person is lovelorn and suffers from cancer, there will be four reactions after the parties find out the truth. First of all, it is crying; Second, it is anger and denial of the truth; Then, despair and depression; In the end, the poor and unfortunate client either died or recovered.

16, you were misunderstood by the person you love the most, and you were so sad that you didn't want to argue and had to choose silence. The whole world can't understand you, but he should. What can he say if he can't understand?

17, the calm one is high, and the high one overlooks the world; The heart is benevolent, and the benevolent embraces everything; Good-hearted people are deep, and deep people are indifferent to cold and warm; Wise people are safe, and safe people laugh at life.

18, time will separate you and me one day, but even so, before that moment, let's be together. -"Firefly Forest"

19, the greatest admiration in life is to be able to bear it, and the greatest comfort in life is to let go.

20. Although the years are late, the years are agarwood.