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What kind of experience does it feel like an explosion after eating your stomach?
The last time I remember eating and feeling like I was going to explode, I went to eat buffet hot pot with my girlfriend. Because I haven't eaten hot pot for a long time, I went with the mentality of wanting to eat until the clerk drove us away, so I took a lot of food, but after all, we are girls and there is not much room in our stomachs. Plus, it's already very hot in summer, and we eat spicy food, and we always want to drink, so our stomachs can't hold on. But as we all know, self-service stores usually charge a deposit. If there are too many leftovers, the store will not refund the deposit to you. As a result, we both insisted on eating everything on the table like strong men, even though our stomachs were full. I was really afraid that my stomach would explode the next second. After dinner, we strolled around the shopping center for a long time to make ourselves feel better and less uncomfortable.
When I thought about it later, I felt stupid at that time. In fact, we can't help ourselves get the money back. How else can other stores make money? Holding this idea will only make us miserable, so there is no need to eat, just eat comfortably.
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