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Wonderful and interesting love words

Classic quotations of funny love

1. Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is married.

2. My brother smokes because he hurts his lungs and is not sad.

3, my mother said my wife is virtuous, and I feel that I am too idle to do anything!

4. Professor of Zoology: Kissing is the exchange of saliva bacteria between sexes.

5. Before marriage, love is a myth; After marriage, love is a joke.

6.20 12 years, the sky did not collapse and the ground did not crack. You are still here, and I still love you. ...

7. I love you so much that I miss you so much. If you don't see it for a day, it will be tasteless.

8. Only a liar is sincere in the world: because he really cheated you!

9. If the relationship between men and women is handled well, there will be gossip, and if it is not handled well, there will be gossip.

10, quiet inside, cold as ice, but you and her ... paralyzed my nerves again.

1 1, Professor of Economics: Kissing is in short supply.

12, smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.

13, my major: love undergraduate! Specialty: Wash dishes and brush pots! Ability: I love you needless to say!

14, when you speak ill of me, can you: stop embellishing it and think it's cooking!

15, Question: Why has pangolin been digging? Answer: Looking for Kawasaki.

16, professor of physics: kissing is the contraction of the mouth due to the expansion of the heart.

17, it is said that boys should not hate fleshy girls because dogs like bones.

18, a man will never refuse any woman who feels good, even if he has a woman

19. When you are in love, "kiss" as soon as you meet; "bicker" as soon as they meet after marriage.

20. Poplar stems are slippery. I pick rice. Yangzhou loves my family. I love Yangzhou Huaniu.

2 1, the red and sweet is watermelon, the glib is cucurbitaceae, the croaking is frog, and all the people who read the information are fools.

22. A broken jar has its own broken lid, and an ugly ghost has its own ugly feelings. As long as ocean deep and Asako can shine.

23, time: a lifetime; Location: No matter where; Person: me, you; Event: Big baby loves little baby.

24, spring is not a reading day, summer is just a warm sleep; There are mosquitoes in autumn and it is cold in winter. If you want to study, wait until next year.

25, a man raising a woman outside is called "the golden house hides the charming". Women raise men outside, called "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon".

26. Men in love like "all hands and feet"; After marriage, men become "without hands and feet."

27. Husband stayed up all night because of his wife's "talk in his sleep". If you dare to find a mistress, I will kill you at night.

I was so happy to see you just now. Guess your heart left and right. A star that will never change, watching the stars with you at the age of 70.

29. In the past, people regarded married life as a "lifetime"; Modern people regard married life as "a period of time".

30. It's wonderful to think of you. I stuffed a leg of roast lamb in Xinjiang. I miss you very fat, but it's heavy in my heart.

3 1, "love" is a very strong word. The upper part of it is taken from Metamorphosis, and the lower part is taken from Metamorphosis.

32. When you propose in person, your face resolutely refuses. You ask why this is, and your face turns away: you like to make a makeover and are not single-minded about your feelings.

33. The nose proposed to the face, but the face strongly opposed it. There is only one reason: I hope the tragedy of black and blue will happen to me.

I want to appear in front of you for the first time and tell you that I really love you! *^v^* I'm smiling at you. Are you happy?

The first day I met you, I was conquered by your eyes. At that time, I knew that I was already a prisoner of your life.

36. Girls are so cute, just like Chinese cabbage in winter. Eat you every day, no exception, no exception, everyone loves you.

37. I love you, love you, love you to death! I miss you so much that I forget you! Pain, pain, pain and crying! Angry at you, angry at you. But I can't live without you!

38. Four flowers in the hospital: queuing for registration, dizziness; The doctor diagnosed that the goddess scattered flowers; Drug charges, looking at flowers in the fog; If it doesn't heal for a long time, the cost of medicine will be wasted.

39. When I get married and hold a wedding reception, I will make a table for my husband's ex-girlfriend and those uncertain women, and then propose a toast one by one!

40. You are my honey sour plum meat, you are my fish-flavored shredded pork, you are the double festival of Majia Hotel, and you are the delicious bottom of the Xerox pot.

4 1, there are many women in the world, and men say that there is more than one woman worthy of love; There are countless men in the world, but women say that there is only one man worthy of love.

42. I hope all the women in the world will become you, so I think you don't have to look for you everywhere: I'm afraid all the women in the world will become you, so I can't worry about you anywhere!

43. You are a flower, I am a green leaf to set off your beauty, you are the moon, I am a star to set off your beauty, you are tea, I am boiled water, can I soak you?

44. I met you by chance, paid attention to you twice, dated you three times and four times, missed you so much, I should like you 90%, and I'm sure I love you!

45. When you go out, your wife has told you not to sit in the front row by car. You can't stand up without a food clip. Don't get drunk. Don't pick wild flowers by the roadside. Don't bring your lover into the house.

46. A good marriage gives you a good experience, a bad marriage gives you a bad experience, and a bad marriage gives you a pair of children and bills.

47, adhere to all the salary and bonus system. Don't tamper with your salary and don't hide your money in the closet. But you can apply for 500 yuan change every month. (Japanese yen).

48. Two people send text messages to convey their affection, which is called love. It is narcissism if they only send it but don't receive it. It is unrequited love if they send it and receive it. It is love if they often send it and receive it.

49. I think of your smile when I get up, smell your smell when I wash my face, and you are my need before going to bed. I really can't leave you, dear-the toilet!

50. Hope: the leader follows you, the car lets you, the money sticks to you, the court dotes on you, the official transportation accompanies you, the school depends on you, the real estate depends on you, and the lover loves you!

5 1, nice to meet you just now. I didn't realize you were a playboy. I am so cruel after cheating. I have a crush on you. I'm worried that I can't see you. I'm so sad that I can't keep you.

52. I do not love you. I lied to you. This is against my will. I really don't want to lie, but I just don't love you. I just want to lie to you, and I can't let you guess my heart.

I don't want to force you to say those sweet words, because you insist that silence is golden. I only hope you can say three words tomorrow, which are composed of me, you and love.

54. knit a sweater with the horizon and give it to you. Wherever you are, you can't leave my sight. I will knit you a sweater with my eyes, and I will see you wherever you are.

55. When God saw people thirsty, he created water. God saw people were hungry, so he created rice. God saw that you didn't have a partner to hold hands with, so he created our meeting.

56. Being single is an understanding, falling in love is a mistake, breaking up is an awareness, getting married is a mistake, divorce is an awakening, remarriage is a bigotry, having no lover is a waste, and many lovers are animals.

57. I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet; I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe; I can only send you a short message.

58. Beautiful scenery makes you the most beautiful in my heart. White clouds and blue sky, love you like jumping; The moon in the water, the sky, I miss you a thousand times.

59. I know that you love me as God loves lambs and your loving mother loves babies. Your kindness and kindness make me feel all kinds of warmth and intoxication.

Look at me now. I have a house, rented. There are cars and bicycles; There are even careers and tutors. Why do you need a girlfriend like you?

6 1, honey, I've always wanted to learn from the Monkey King, so that I can protect you well on Halloween, no matter what monsters, bring them!

62. Whether you hate or love, whether you are bitter or happy, I will leave you the warmest and most beautiful place in my heart. As long as you are knocking at the door, I will hold you in my arms, because I love you forever. .

63. Weather forecast: I miss you a little during the day today, and my mood will be reduced by five degrees if I turn my head in the afternoon. Affected by this depression, it is expected that this weather will continue until I see you.

64. I am happy and carefree. I am really infatuated with you. I am worried about you. I was also sad and infatuated. I dare not change my mind. Don't doubt. I'm tired of writing, and I'm afraid you didn't mean it.

65. Honey, I miss you very much. Do you know that?/You know what? I love you like drinking boiled water to eat, as natural as breathing, sleepless and gentle, so I will love you forever.

66. A man's biggest secret is often told to his confidante, not to the same sex, family or wife. When the confidante became a wife, this part of her power was immediately revoked. This is called gain and loss.

67, boy, just follow your aunt! Tell me all your bank cards, credit cards, medical insurance, all your cards and passwords, and let me take care of them for you, including your people.

68. In Chinese class, the teacher called a sleepy classmate to answer questions. The classmate was in a daze and couldn't say anything ... The teacher said, "Is that okay?"? You won't scream too! " Classmate: "Zhi."

69. Weather forecast: I sometimes miss you in the early morning and during the day, but in the afternoon, I will become crazy, and my mood will be reduced by five degrees. Affected by the continuous low pressure, it is predicted that such weather will continue to you.

70. A man and a woman I met online thought the time was ripe, so they met on the third bench beside the small bridge. The man said, really ... here? The woman said, you damn fool! I told you to pick up girls online!

7 1, I had a dream last night, in which God asked me who I loved the most. I said, when I sent this message, the first person I saw was my favorite! Did you get a look at him?

72. After worshipping heaven and earth, I was exhausted by my wife. Second, worship Gao Tang and work hard for her; Husband and wife respect each other as guests, and then tighten their belts; Into the bridal chamber, I knelt down and put her on the bed. Alas-I am a sheep and she is a wolf!

73. I went shopping two days ago and passed by the Civil Affairs Bureau. I saw many people there. When I asked, I thought of you when I said it was cheap to get married now. Let's get married too. My treat!

74. I am kind-hearted, and I can recite the scriptures even when I step on an ant. Chuangjian is dead, and he is even more afraid of being single and lonely after death, so he stepped on dozens of ants for his company, which can be described as dedication. I hope someone with good intentions can contact me.

75. Last night, I asked a mosquito to come to you, let it tell you that I miss you very much, and let it kiss you for me, because now I can't get close to you! It will tell you how much I miss you! You asked me how much I love you? Big bag represents my heart!

76. Love you is bread in the morning, ice cream in summer, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan. My heart beats faster when I meet you, but I don't see your mood getting worse. I dreamed that your time passed too fast, so don't wait for you too long.

77. I'm a little busy recently. I am the auditor of this area in the census. Recently, I've been busy compiling new accounts and new account files, so I can't accompany you ... Are you angry? Then I'll put your papers in my house. ...

78. Occasionally, I have a car and a garden villa with a doorman's reception room ... I plan to open the partition wall between the reception room and the storage room and decorate a warm new house. After you get married, you are responsible for collecting the property fees of the villa community, and I will go out to drive a taxi.

79. When I passed the drugstore, I turned around and thought of you: the more I felt like a "medicine bottle". Don't be angry, because you are my medicine-my mind, body and heart are occupied by you! Baby, I love you!

80. Laugh it off and I love you deeply. Alone, my heart is racing for luck. Thank you for being in my life every day. Four generations under one roof is our future goal. Dear, I want to shout out: I love you!

8 1, what? Do you like me? Want to ask me out? Are you mistaken? I am a man! It's been so long, why didn't you ask me and say my gender wrong? You don't care much about me. After being a boy for so many years, I was mistaken for a girl for the first time. Dude, good for you.

82. I stood on campus and shouted to the whole world: "I want puppy love ... love ... love ...". At this time, a little boy of about five years old, who looked cool and simple, ran over and pulled my trouser leg and said, "Dad, my mother said you should stop dreaming." Go back and buy her a bottle of soy sauce. She can't do without cooking. "