Children's jokes hurt your stomach Short and interesting.

The children's jokes are short and interesting.

Jokes come from life, and the language form after artistic processing is artistic language. Next, CJ will immediately bring you some children's jokes, which will make your stomach ache and make you short and funny. I hope you will like them. More jokes are in the jokes section.

Children's jokes laugh at your short and funny belly:

1, Ming Baobao was severely beaten by his mother, because Ming Baobao thought that only his mother wore bras, and then he took all his neighbors' bras with a pole. . .

Someone came to the door and asked him to protect the bra and said, it's all my mother! ! ! ! ! !

There are children at home, the daughter is six years old and the son is four years old.

At lunch, I cooked braised fish backstage: son:? I like fish best. ?

Daughter:? I don't like eating fish. ?

Son:? It is smarter to eat fish. I am smarter than you. ?

Daughter:? You are very clever, so I will test you. What is 100+ 100?

Son:? I'm not full yet. I'll tell you when I eat for another two years. ?

3, a female kindergarten teacher, when she first started school, would she cry because the small class children were more excited when they just went to kindergarten?

A child cried for a long time and then pulled me and said, teacher, I'm tired of crying. Why hasn't my mother come yet?

My nephew made a mistake and was beaten by my sister. Then ask him: Do you dare next time?

My nephew cried and said, I dare not. I'll be a son of a bitch again. . .

And then my nephew was beaten?

My little niece asked me with peanuts today. Aunt, can you guess whether my peanuts are bitten or peeled?

? Bite?

? Wrong?

? deprive

? Wrong?

? Then how do you drive it?

? I broke it open! ?

Children joke that your stomach is short and funny 2:

1, Xiao Qiang stole 100 yuan from home and was beaten by his father. Ask him after the fight:? All my money is locked in the drawer. How did you steal it? ?

He replied:? It's simple. Find a piece of hard paper and fold it into a long strip. Put some paste on it and stick that on it. ?

The result was beaten again. Too fucking smart. . .

2、? Trick or treat! ? The little boy opened the door and saw his favorite little girl standing at the door.

Embarrassed, he touched his empty pocket, got up the courage to go up and kiss her, and then asked? Is it sweet?

Little girl:? Fuck off, you'll make my mouth water. . . ?

I went to a bar last night and suddenly saw a boy in a hat look familiar. At first glance, isn't it my son?

Seeing that he was going to run away, I went over and said, smelly boy, stop in the middle of the night and go clubbing. My son came back nervously. Dad, you have the wrong person. . . . ?

4, two boys fight, a boy was knocked down, got up and ran, ran out of a unconvinced shouting at each other: hit you but I will clean up your dad!

Then he gave himself a loud slap in the face.

5. Daughter: Mom, mom, I want to tell you something. ?

Mom:? what's up

Daughter:? I saw my father and aunt Liu in bed that day?

Mom interrupted:? Wait, wait for your father to come back and say it to his face! ?

Dad, mom:? Go ahead. !

Daughter:? Mom, I saw my father and Aunt Liu doing what you and Uncle Wang often do in bed the other day.

Mom and Dad:? Lying in the trough?

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