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Tell a humorous joke about being trapped by feelings
Second, the best in life is not necessarily the best for us. The most suitable is the really best. If you have the heart, you can know, you can love, you can get together and you can dream. Maybe we once liked a person and loved a flower. In fact, in the process of our growth, as long as we have loved and liked, it is beautiful.
Third, perhaps, love itself is meaningless. What really stays is the persistence and pursuit in the heart, which can't be changed for any reason. It's not that I don't understand, maybe some things have long been understood, but there is a way for me to go, whether I am happy or not, and I will follow it all my life.
Fourth, girls don't need to save money. When a woman is young, the best investment is to spend money on herself, travel, skin care and enjoyment, so that she can burst into the best glory in the best years. If you are good to yourself, others will be good to you, and your career, family and love will be excellent. Women just need to save money when their youth is gone. When she is old, you will be the most beautiful old lady, and now you are the richest.
5. Some people can recognize each other at first sight as the person they are looking for; Some people's feelings are warm, and it takes time to know who is accompanying them these days. If the person you are chasing is also slow-heating, give him more time to find out that he can't live without you. Don't worry, time will give us the best answer.
6. Love, like the Three Kingdoms, will be combined for a long time, and will be combined for a long time.
Seven, we understand that if you have any pain, you can swallow it yourself. Of course, life is bitter. No matter how hard it is, just say a little. Who will really understand everything you say? It's better to say less. And when we really do this, we suddenly realize that we have really grown up.
Eight, someone will make you laugh, someone will make you hate, but no one can make you sad, unless that person is your love. Whether you laugh or get angry, you really don't care. The only thing that matters is love. So love is to let go of your arms and allow others to leave something in your heart. Some stay warm, others leave scars. Most of them leave scars.
Love each other, but don't make love. Fill each other's glasses, but don't sip in the same cup. Dancing and singing happily in one place, but they still don't give way. Even those black boys on the piano are alone, although their vibration tones are the same. Stand in one place, but don't get too close: because the pillars in the temple are also separated on both sides.
Ten, life is alive, the road is in a hurry, there is always some love in life, there is always some attachment to the soul, there is always some warmth and winter, there is always some painful and strong journey, there are always some ups and downs, there are always some indifferent and relaxed hearts, there are always some stories accompanying the journey, truly flowing in the blood, waiting in the heart.
Eleven, beauty and ugliness, of course, is a necessary condition for choosing a lover. But beauty is relative. A person who really likes you will like you all the way. Even if it is not so beautiful, he will always feel beautiful. Therefore, aesthetics is more like an emotion. The mood is in place, everything is in place. People who love you will always love you until you are old. Falling in love with you is your lifelong fan.
Twelve, if love can be explained, the oath can be modified; If you and I meet, we can reschedule; Then, life will be easier; If, one day; I can finally forget you; However, this is not a random legend; Nor is it a big drama to be staged tomorrow; I couldn't find the manuscript and erased you.
Thirteen, sometimes, you have to try to leave. If you want to know how you feel about someone, try to leave him. If you return it, it means you care about him. At least, you depend on him. If you leave like this, your love is fake.
Fourteen, life has you, the sun is shining; Life has you, and the seasons are warm; It's starting to smoke. I'll wait for you at the door. The sun goes down, I'll wait for you on the hillside. The leaves are yellow. I will wait for you under the tree. The moon is bent. I'll wait for you in the fifteenth. It's raining in Mao Mao. I'll wait for you under the umbrella. The running water is frozen. I'll wait for you by the river. Life is tired, I will wait for you in heaven. We are old, and I will wait for you in the afterlife.
15. People I met, things I met, and feelings I couldn't escape. From childish crying, gradually, no more tears, no more talking, no more loud noises. I know a lot of things, and I have to face them myself. Knowing a lot of people won't understand you. I see, a person's journey must be completed by one person.
Sixteen, the natural continuation of life is a kind of calm and shuttle. Everything comes and goes so calmly and naturally. Look in your eyes, live in your heart, have faith, be calm, let those troubles disappear silently, let those fates be clear and gentle, and life is like this.
Seventeen, when I came to despair on this unknown road, it was you, you people who called me friends, who brought me back. It doesn't matter if I'm not trusted by anyone I just hope you can trust me. Now and in the future, it will always be like this. -Ye Zhihang's "World Famous Works Association"
Love is like a warm bag. Enthusiasm only exists at the beginning, and then it will get colder and colder until it is finally thrown into the trash can. The only way to keep love hot is to keep falling in love and changing warm bags. The so-called sincerity is to warm the packaging outside the packaging. Once torn, it doesn't exist.
20. Meeting is a very affectionate word. You can't use it at will unless you have a deep friendship. There are many encounters in life, and each encounter will leave traces, but more encounters are discovered after you miss them. We met once, and I once smiled at you.
You won't meet the second me. Talk about my sad love. Talk about the sadness of meeting.
1, my love for him is the same, no one will love him more than me, and no one will be more devoted to me than him! Love this life!
There is only one person in the world, and I won't have a second one. If there is, it is also cloned, but it is not the real me. I am unique.
It was true for you at the beginning, and it is also true to want to be with you! You just didn't cherish it. I find that I'm not that important to you. Someone has replaced me! So it's not my heart, I don't want it!
4. Meeting is our fate, or it is fate that many people meet and fall in love with someone who understands your heart! Accompany forever, cherish the people in front of you!
I love you more than anyone. If you miss me, you will never meet the second me again.
6. You will never meet the second me, such as me, and you will never meet the second you. Past, present and future are the same.
7. I am satisfied to meet you. I will remember every minute of your life with me.
8. We blindly pursue the life we want, but when we have everything, we find that we are missing something. Later, we had everything except us.
9. I love you in my unique way, because I am the only person in the world who loves you so much, so I forget myself, so I love your smelly temper and like a cute face like a child.
10, life is a grand encounter, if you know it, please cherish it!
1 1, don't be swayed by other people's words and deeds, and don't be discouraged by setbacks. To be a man, you should have self-confidence, self-esteem and face failure with pride.
Sadness, tell me what I'm thinking
First, has the unspeakable pain become an unstoppable wound?
Second, some people exist to protect happiness, while others leave to fulfill true love.
Third, don't say love to others easily, don't stubbornly open other people's hearts and leave with a joke.
Fourth, if you do it right, no one will remember; When doing something wrong, even breathing is wrong.
You are what others say you are. Those malicious criticisms and personal attacks will not stop because of a happy counterattack, and it is not worth wasting your life on these endless offensives. Ignoring is the greatest contempt.
I hope I am still a child, without heartbreak or painful tears. Only one knee is broken, but a kiss from mom will make everything perfect.
Seven, get used to having you, get used to having your days. Let me get used to disappearing every day, as if I can't.
Eight, what you like is not necessarily the best; The best is not necessarily the most suitable; The most suitable is the most valuable. I'm not sure about my direction, but I hope I can go further.
Nine, slowly began to find himself like a dying old man, and began to piece together the pieces in the memories of youth again and again. Only those fragmentary memories are incomplete no matter how they are pieced together, and some places are always incomplete. The heartbroken heart does not know whether it is because of those forgetfulness or because of those youths who have nowhere to put them.
Ten, if one day we are not together, we also like to be together.
Sad talk, what I was thinking.
1, I'm not as gentle as you want, I'm not as considerate as you want, I swear, you don't love me, and I don't blame you.
Be brave and don't change for anyone. If they don't accept the worst you, they don't deserve the best you.
Love me forever or stay away from me.
4. Once was just once, the past was just the past, the past was just the past, and memories were just memories. There is nothing to be sad about!
5. Love without love, love without love. We love each other, but we can't be together forever.
6, a person, a night, a song, a love, can not forget, just miss!
7. We are not together after all. We didn't make it to the end after all. I am glad that I loved you, thought about you, missed you, and never forgot you.
8. Do you know what an accident is? I never thought I would meet you, but I did. I never thought I would love you, but I love you.
9. What you love most often won't choose you; What loves you most is often not what you love most; And the longest, it happened that it was not you who loved you the most, but the person who appeared at the most appropriate time.
10, there is only one you in the world, how can I not cherish it?
1 1. Do you love someone with your heart or tears? Is it a lifetime or a moment to love someone? What is eternity? Be together all your life, or wait all your life? If you can't wait for the lost love in this life, if you can't turn back in this life, will that love last forever?
12, no matter what happens, don't say you don't like me easily, and don't give up my relationship easily. The next stop may not be better than me.
13, how many silly girls are paranoid that they can impress a person as long as they like it seriously.
14, a person's greatest weakness is not selfishness, barbarism and willfulness. But a paranoid love for someone who doesn't love himself.
15, thinking too much is definitely the biggest murderer who destroys any feelings.
16, once you love, you will have eternity. If many years later, there is still a sky belonging to teenagers in my heart, and there is also a love belonging to youth in my heart, it will also give birth to tenderness and touch, and that love will last forever.
17, happiness is very simple, just don't compare with others.
18, some things can always make you see some people clearly and let go of some persistence!
19, some injuries are like cutting a hole in your foot with a knife, and every step is heartbreaking!
No matter how strong I become, you are still my weakness.
2 1, the world is small, so we met. The world is so big, it's hard to see you again without you.
22, I still believe that forever, waiting all my life, maybe not until love turns back, but because of waiting, because there is a long time to miss, so even after many years, looking back, there will be an old memory and expectation.
23, some people, some things, hold fast, embarrassed by themselves, they are still injured, why bother!
24. The lonely season is always full of the clear rhyme of time.
25. Loneliness and sadness are always staged in the confusing season.
26, how many past events, lost in dreams, how many sadness, mottled years.
27. The pain of lovesickness is endless, and it is inseparable from the sadness of falling in love and can't erase the tears of reunion.
28. In the sad season, tears gently crossed the cheeks, patched up the whole picture and became an unforgettable pain.
29. How can we get back the lost years? You once smiled, but you couldn't get rid of it in your memory.
With the passage of time, my silence and sadness can't get rid of your eternal face.
20 19 feel sad.
20xx, what's in your heart, sad mood, tell me.
1, a person's happiest moment is to find the right person, who gives in to your habits and loves everything about you.
2. The man you like is only suitable for being an object, and the man who likes you is suitable for being a husband.
3. You won't use the function to buy vegetables in the future, but the function will decide whether you want to sell vegetables in the future.
There is always someone whose short message can make you smile immediately.
When someone pushes you down, no matter how hard and tired you are, you should stand up and give him a hard slap.
6, everyone has secrets, as long as you don't do harm, there is no need to expose everything.
7. Every time I quarrel with others, when I lie in bed, I know how to scold at that time.
8. Destiny is not an opportunity, but a choice; Fate lies not in waiting, but in struggling.
9, some people, forget it, people don't care about you, why flatter yourself.
10, it's not the distant mountain that makes you tired, but a grain of sand in your shoe.
1 1, always grow up, always become mature, and give up what you once thought was inseparable.
12, your burden will become a gift, and your suffering will light your way.
13, you laugh at my friends who are seldom alone, and I pity many of your insincere friends.
14, love and not love are feelings, but some feelings will lose time.
15, God told you to come to this world with your fists and tell you that you have to fight when you come to this world!
16, dogs see dogs licking and people see people acting. They are hypocritical people.
17, there are some things that you try your best to understand, but it doesn't help at all.
18, all the sufferings that break your heart will be laughed off one day in the future.
19, don't always compromise yourself by accommodating others. There are very few people in this world who deserve your complete bending over.
20. Go ahead. No matter how dangerous the road ahead is, people should learn to grow up by themselves.
2 1, the idea of breaking with one blow is not a dream, and the person who breaks with one blow does not deserve to have a dream.
22. Don't write it on your face no matter how bad your mood is, because no one likes to watch it.
23. You have no past, only the future. There is an idiot who needs your protection.
24. There is always a person who has been living in his heart, but has disappeared into life.
25, the cycle of heaven is impermanent, and the cycle of demon is a song; Heaven and earth are buried in the market, who will cover the dust for me?
26. Stick to what others can't, and you can have what others can't.
27, love a person must have a tacit understanding, I think every time I look at you, you know.
28. Don't look down on anyone. We have just started our life, and it's too early to say anything.
29. There are several things in life that must not be lost; Self-control, cool head, hope and confidence.
30. The moment I bow to you, the day you kneel to me.
3 1, you won't say anything when you are wronged, but you will cry when you hear comfort.
32. There will always be people and things that make you smile.
No matter when you start, it is important not to give up easily after you start.
34. It is the person you love who cures your temper, and it is the person who loves you who can stand your temper.
35. Unless you are an amphibian, there is always a space that does not belong to you.
36. Later, when I meet someone I like, I shake my head and just make friends. It's really great.
37. Silence does not mean cowardice. You can live beautifully without moving.
I'm sorry if my joke hurt you unintentionally. I thought we were close.
39. If you have a dream, you should bravely pursue it. Don't be afraid of loneliness. At least you still have yourself.
There are many things in this world that you can't do. In desperation, you have no choice but to be strong.
20xx, what's on your mind, sad mood, say a phrase.
1, when a person looks up at the sky, he is often not looking for anything, because he is lonely.
It takes a lot of courage to betray, and it takes more courage to forgive betrayal.
I want to say sorry to myself, because I am so wronged.
4, the city under the eyelashes, who is passing by the scenery, and whose heart.
5, a child who has no pain always has to support a sky on his own.
6. With your cold fingertips, you gently wrote down the dependence in my palm.
7. Although you quit my world, you still occupy my heart.
8. Every time a flower blooms on the other side, the next cycle is silent.
9. You can give me a little sense of security and make me have a little confidence in love.
10, time keeps reminding me that happiness is over.
1 1, even if you insist on sunflower, you still can't resist fate.
12, after so many tests, we finally returned to the original point.
13 makes you crazy without me, and makes me strong in a world without you.
14, missing is a kind of happiness, a very melancholy happiness.
15, one kind of happiness I want to pursue is to hear your voice every day.
16, I want to rely on you closely and regard you as my life's support.
17, you can keep a constant promise, but you can't keep a fickle heart.
18, forgive me for not loving enough, and I will remember the happiness I owe you.
19, love more seriously than anyone else, but in the end I was the only one left.
20. Your carelessness always makes me feel weak.
2 1, in fact, you don't understand. Everything I do is for a word from you.
22. The messy colors in life have changed the color of happiness.
23. There is no need for commitment, because if you promise for too long, you will become weak.
24. I want to hug you. Only in this way can I feel happy.
25. Fight all your life just to wait for a doomed encounter.
26. I am like a joke, knowing that you want to escape, but still consuming each other, waiting for your smile.
27. The separation of two people often begins with a simple misunderstanding.
28. If you feel unhappy, you probably haven't figured it out yet.
29. The silence of the air binds my calm heart.
30. I can pester you repeatedly, because I forget to be reserved when I meet you.
3 1, if you give me a sentence I love you, I can improve my courage a hundred times.
32. I am always used to walking alone on a familiar road, thinking about the temperature I no longer have.
No matter how beautiful the scenery is, it can't compare with your innocent smile.
34. If you lose the world, it will always be a prosperity.
35. The value of fireworks is that they can explode the most beautiful side in an instant.
If we can't catch the shadow of the past, we can look at it with a smile.
37. Women are so persistent that they are always trapped by love and finally get deeper and deeper.
38. Time is not a player. I don't want to stop when I press the stop button.
39. Stand on your own life path and treat yourself as a passer-by.
40, you give me a smile, even if I try again, I will go with you without hesitation.
20xx, what's in your heart, sad mood, say.
1. I don't know when I started, but I have a lingering you in my heart.
My biggest hobby is watching you suffer, and I will be happy.
Why can't you give me a definite answer?
You always said that you would marry me. I don't know how long this lie will last.
I only breathe in your smile. Why do you always cry?
6. Marriage is not about finding common ground, but learning to respect and tolerate differences.
7. What kind of love business will make two people promise their lives?
8. The sunshine in June can no longer illuminate my gloomy heart.
I haven't seen tears for a long time. At this moment, I think you are crying.
10, I love you, so I can always smile and be your supporting role.
1 1, looking up at dusk alone and forgetting the sky, thinking that my heart is so helpless.
12, please don't turn around before I turn around, even if it takes one more second.
13, the more times you get stuck in the mire, the more careful you will be.
14, it never worked out between us.
15 You know, you are too good at pretending not to know yourself.
16, who knows that under my crazy smile, there is endless sadness hidden.
17, I hope you know that the original intention of everything I do is to love you more.
18, after the indulgence of memories, all that remains is a flood of loneliness.
19, I don't want to suppress my heart any more, and I can't breathe with all my strength.
20, you know, my silence is an excuse for fear, and smirking is a reason for injustice.
2 1, you can not love me, you can ignore me, just don't perfunctory me.
22, feelings are not what you want, it is best to love and hate even.
I clearly know that my dependence on you is not love.
24. In June, I was not in the mood to enjoy the city scenery that was clearly visible after the rain.
25. Tell me something good about you that I can't forget.
26. I wonder if the two of us will love each other as before.
27. The illusion you gave me is ridiculous, which makes me think that we will have a future.
28. Don't be nice to me, so I can't tell whether you are in love or friendship.
29. I am a little happy when I miss you, and a little sad after I am happy.
30. If you don't meet, how do you know if you will love that person very much?
3 1, Russians say that fear is too grandiose, but the world is too false.
32. I choose to be friends because I can't find any reason to stick to it.
We met at the wrong time, but separated at the right time.
I don't want the memories of the past to keep depressing my heart. Memories are tearing my heart.
Please don't take my courtesy to you as your basis.
36. I clearly said that I would forget, but I always suddenly remembered it inadvertently.
None of us is right or wrong, only one person doesn't understand the world.
I admit I lost, mistress. You succeeded in replacing me with your dirty body.
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