Happy fax funny phrase

1. Yong Dong-Xu Xian Why: Yong Dong and Xu Xian are both male protagonists in fairy tales, and the stories are similar, but the woman is a demon. There are similarities and obvious differences between the two words.

2. Everyday Up-Happy Camp Selection Reason: Everyday Up and Happy Camp are the programs of the same TV station, and the program contents are similar, but there are obvious differences. Third, the telephone-mobile phone choice reason: telephone and mobile phone are both communication tools, which are easily confused in parts of speech.

Fourth, Sherlock Holmes-Kudou Shinichi chose the reason: Sherlock Holmes and Kudou Shinichi are both detectives, one in novels and the other in cartoons. V. Braised beef noodles-Spicy beef noodles Selection reason: Braised beef noodles and spicy beef noodles are the same food, but they are different in taste. There are similarities and obvious differences.

Extended information: similar other game tools: four small pieces of paper with the words "official, soldier, catch and thief" written on them. Number of people: 4 people method: Fold the four pieces of paper, and four people participating in the game draw out one piece respectively. Those who draw the word "catch" should guess who is holding it according to the facial expressions or other details of the other three people. 2. Collect jokes, myths or some funny quotations that have appeared in Happy Camp

1. Once upon a time, Americans visited Russia.

One day, I saw two Russian workers on the road in Russia. One was digging a hole by the road with a shovel, and every three meters, while the other worker immediately backfilled the hole just dug by the previous worker, and so on. Curious, the American asked the first Russian worker, "Why did the guy behind you fill the hole as soon as you dug it?"? The Russian worker replied, "We are greening the road. I dig holes, the second person plants trees, and the third person fills the soil.

but the second person didn't come today. 2. School Booking Office: Tickets are extremely tight now. If you don't have the train ticket you want, will you obey the adjustment? Me: Obey.

after I got the ticket the next day, I was angry: I booked a ticket to Shandong, why did I get it to Shanxi! ! ! School booking office: didn't you say you would obey the adjustment? X, an employee of the personnel department of an enterprise, was recently transferred to the public relations department downstairs. On this day, his friend called the original department: "Is X there?" X's colleague replied: "He is no longer in the personnel."

friend: "huh? When did he ...? " Colleague: "Last week." Friend: "I didn't know anything about it … I didn't give him a ride …" Colleague: "It doesn't matter, just go down and find him?" Friend: Ah, you are really joking ... Colleague: I'm not joking. He said when he left. If anyone misses him, you are always welcome to visit him below.

Friend: … This is inconvenient … Colleague: Well, it's really inconvenient during the day, so I'll ask him to come to see you at night! ! 4. When I got up in the morning, I saw a Netease comment on the first floor: Everybody calm down, come here and listen to what the fifth floor says. Second floor: I think the fifth floor is very reasonable. The third floor: the fifth floor speaks the voice of the people. The fourth floor: the fifth floor is really good! Fifth floor: upstairs are all idiots! ! 5. The dormitory is on the 6th floor. After climbing up, I found that I didn't bring my key. I went downstairs to ask my aunt for it. Then I climbed up to open the door, went down to return the key, climbed up again, and found that the door was closed. A classmate next door passed by and asked, "Look, your door is not closed, I will close it for you."

... 6. jane doe and her husband quarreled and felt very uncomfortable. While my husband was sleeping, I squatted over his head to put a fart to give him a good smell. Unexpectedly, I pulled a pile of shit directly on his face with excessive force. (It's funny, but it's also disgusting.) 7. Once when the bell rang after class, everyone had to go home. When going down the stairs, a boy stepped on his right foot with his left foot and fell in the middle of the road in a big font ... He thought at that time: No, it's embarrassing, you have to pretend to be dizzy.

As a result, the students next to him saw that the boy was motionless, so they quickly helped him up and slapped him around. 8. A gentleman went to Man Bar and rented a Jin Tianyi. As soon as he saw the second page, he burst into tears. I don't know which day he drew a circle on a certain character with a blue ballpoint pen and wrote-this is the murderer ... 9. A man ventured alone in the forest and suddenly found himself surrounded by cannibals.

So he shouted to the sky, "I'm dead, God help me!" I saw a voice coming from the sky as soon as the light came: "Not necessarily, you can pick up a big stone on the ground and smash the leader to death." So he picked up the biggest stone on the ground and slammed it at the chief, just killing him.

all the people were stunned, and then they glared at each other. At this moment, a voice came from the sky: "Now you are really dead. 1. Two children are talking: A said: Our whole family likes animals very much. My mother likes cats, my brother likes dogs and my sister likes rabbits.

B says: what about your father? A said: I like foxes. 11. A customer walks to the front desk.

customer: "give me a small bowl. "Me:" Huh? " The customer pointed to the menu before I knew it was a sundae.

me: "sundaes, right? What flavor do you want?" Customer: "Apple's." Me: "Ah? Sorry, I have never sold apples. "

customer: "what's that green one?" Me: "Oh, that's aloe." Customer: "Aloe? Isn't that a flower! Can you eat? " Me: "Yes!" Customer: "forget it, I never eat blindly."

I want coffee. " Me: (blankly) "Sorry, I've never sold coffee."

Customer: "What is it in dark black?" Me: "That's chocolate." Customer: "forget it, chocolate is too sweet. I'll take the red one."

It's strawberry. " Me: (super happy, I can guess right once. )

"Yes, how many do you want?" Customer: "one, but I don't eat sesame seeds. Please help me pick out all the strawberry seeds." Me:! @~#$%^& & **~！ @#$%^& * 12. Examiner; What is the retail price of windows 7 Professional Edition in Chinese mainland? Me: 5 yuan Examiner: Go out, the word "give up next" never appeared in my dictionary. I voted and voted, and finally got an interview with google. However, when I went to google for an interview, I was kicked out after answering a question.

examiner: where did you get the news of the google interview? I: Baidu examiner: Go out, the next brother is depressed, but he still has to support himself first. Drag a friend to find a job at McDonald's.

But the other person was very abnormal and asked me to sing McDonald's songs. At that time, my brother smiled. I knew McDonald's songs since I was a child.

so I opened my mouth and came: with KFC, life is good! Examiner: Going out ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ McDonald's failed in the interview. My mother dragged someone to find a job in mobile customer service. My mother said that this doesn't require technology. You should try it first, and I agreed without thinking.

The interview went well, and the other person appreciated me very much. Finally, the examiner said to me, You are very good. Please leave your phone number so that we can inform you to go to work. Me: "132.

. "Examiner: Get out.

my heart is broken.

unemployed for so long, eating and drinking at home. My family looked at me with a little helplessness.

When I walked to a shopping mall, I saw Adi looking for a clerk. I thought I'd try it. Examiner: Please say our slogan. I: just do it. Examiner: Go out, next. Repeated failures did not dampen my confidence, so I calmed down and studied hard, and finally got admitted to our local civil servants with excellent results.

however, the fucking interview is still needed. During the interview, I answered questions and saw the examiner's face. I think there is no problem with this job.

when I am happy. The examiner asked me, young man, which history do you like best? 3. which issues of Happy Camp have Happy Fax Games

1. Happy Fax Games are recorded in the 15th anniversary celebration of Happy Camp, which is a nostalgic game, and it should also be in Happy Camp in 24-5.

2. The number of happy faxes is required. The game can be played by multiple people in groups, with 5-8 people in each group, and a group of people will arrange themselves according to the number of less than 1, which is a straight-line arrangement from chest to back.

Happy Fax: the rules of the game, the first person faces the host or the questioner, the rest turn back to the first person, and the first person looks at the topic given by the host (usually idioms or proverbs, words that are convenient to show with their limbs); After reading it, the host put away the topic. The first person patted the second person on the shoulder to signal him to turn around. The first person expressed the meaning of the words he had just seen through body language, and then the second person passed his understanding to the third person through body language according to his own understanding, and so on. When it reaches the last person in the group, this person needs to say the idiom. During the competition, the team that can accurately say the idiom will be given 1 points, and the team that doesn't say the idiom will be punished.