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Joke phrases about tattoos
2. The most beautiful tattoo in the world is just my mark in your heart.
3, tattoos, can not engrave love.
4, no smoking, no drinking, no tattoos, and no sweetheart.
Dānlín is one of the few athletes with tattoos. If you are good enough, your superiors will relax their demands on you.
6. Tattoos are tattooed on scars, but in order to cover up scars, more people pay attention.
7. Those who are beautiful are not necessarily kind, those who are ugly are not necessarily fierce, those who have tattoos are not necessarily bad people, and those who have no tattoos are not necessarily.
Good man, don't judge a book by its cover.
8. Tattooing while drinking beer. The most painful life is a life without suffering for dreams.
9. Tattooing is a silent declaration and a tangible attitude.
10, you are like a tattoo to me. If it is really separated, it will be peeled off with flesh and blood, and it will be cured, leaving it behind.
Irretrievable deep traces.
1 1. Doesn't the tattoo hurt? It hurts. Then why do you want a tattoo? Because it's a belief.
12, so there really is such a person in this world. They dye their hair and get tattoos. These are just their protective colors.
13, I also have tattoos, but you don't know, because you like tattoos on the skin, and I like to carve them on bones.
14, I want your name to be a tattoo for life.
15, take tattoos as a part of your body, it will change your personality and even your destiny, and you can't get tattoos casually.
16, wash off the tattoo, but can't wash off the heart.
17, I want to get three ear piercings, get two tattoos and meet an old friend.
18, it is said that tattoos will leave scars if they are washed deeply, but they will leave traces if they are washed lightly. Is it like a love that has been painstakingly loved and has to be destroyed?
19, your kiss is a tattoo on my heart, it hurts!
20. Your hickey is my immortal tattoo.
2 1 As you said, I love nostalgia. Tattoos swear to you that tattoos represent you. Whether it's ten or twenty years, it's a lifetime thing.
Love.
22. You are like a tattoo on my body. It hurts when washing.
23. A woman's tattoo is like a scar, which indicates an unbearable past.
24. I also have tattoos, but you don't know it, because you like tattoos on the skin and I like to carve them on bones.
25, unintentional, want to heal is called scar. Deliberately, proud of it is called tattoo. I have no scars, only tattoos.
2. Sentences describing jokes. It is forbidden to urinate here, and the tools will be confiscated.
27. I made a mistake at the first stroke and had to scribble all the way. 28, the buddy's greatest wish is: beauty does not wear clothes! 29, you are the best example of abortion failure! 30. College is the best time for female students' breast development.
3 1, hands are willing to be rough for women. 32. Fill her emptiness with your surplus! 33. I will be good friends with anyone who says I am white, thin and beautiful.
34, the seminal vesicle is not empty, swear not to be a ghost! 35. I skipped classes too much. One day I wanted to go to class and met a professor. The professor said in surprise, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big. 36. More and more young people are getting tattoos. Think about the summer after forty or fifty years. Old men and women with tattoos ... 37. Some people give birth in the car, and some people get pregnant in the subway. Beijing is really a vibrant city ... 38. I think I am a pervert. I have an Oedipus complex and a hobby of liking the best mature women.
Why else do I want to fuck her grandmother every time I see her face? 39. Part I: How worried is China Men's Olympics? Part two: It's like a group of eunuchs visiting a brothel.
Horizontal comment: No one can shoot 40, not shocking the world with coquettish 4 1, the woman outside the umbrella is destined not to go out on rainy days ... 42. Why do you get up so early? The bar hasn't opened yet! When I see a beautiful woman, I first touch it in my pocket to see if there is any money! They have many.
3. What are the sentences describing tattoos? 1. Tattoos are tattooed on the skin surface, and the belief of cutting into the bone marrow flows.
2, no eternal feelings, no eternal vows, only tattoos, lasting forever.
The pain of soaking in the skin makes us awake, and those enchanting indulgence is the free and easy trembling in the depths of the soul.
4. Some marks record the past; Some marks, be wary of yourself. The end of each memory is remembered like a small tattoo.
5, tattoo is a knife in the chest, it hurts, just know it yourself.
I don't like any kind of rules and regulations, and I don't like to follow the crowd. I use tattoos to interpret freedom, and I use tattoos to interpret myself.
7. Tattooing is a life attitude, which is different and disrespectful. I am not good at harmony. I just want to do what I like, no matter what you think of me.
8. Tattoos are beliefs with pain, and pain is an important part of tattoos. Without pain, there is no depth. No pain, no burial.
9. If you are in no way back, tattoos will eventually spread all over your body, and the strength that spreads in your blood will make you look brand-new.
Tattooing is a silent declaration and a tangible attitude.
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