Famous sayings and jokes about refrigerators

A circus strongman has a beautiful wife, but he is very suspicious. Some people think that his wife betrayed him and fooling around with others. Rushing home, he ran to the fourth floor apartment and rushed into the bedroom to find his wife busy dressing and sorting out her messy hair. Two martini glasses by the bed and two cigarettes still in the ashtray made him believe this more. He began to look for his wife's lover in every corner of the apartment.

As soon as he entered the kitchen, he caught a glimpse of a man rushing through the street while he was getting dressed. Hercules grabbed the nearest thing, which happened to be the refrigerator. He smashed the window of the refrigerator and killed the young man on the spot, but his heart could not bear such a blow.

And die.

The next day, three people were questioned by St. Peter at the Pearl Gate. St Peter asked the first man how he died. "I don't have time to keep an appointment, and I'm in a hurry to go out. Suddenly, a refrigerator hit my head. "

"What about you?" St Peter asked Hercules.

"My Lord, I'm carrying that refrigerator ..."

"That's enough, needless to say!" The bodyguard severely reprimanded Hercules for interrupting.

"Where's your buddy?" St. Peter asked.

The third person replied, "I hid in that refrigerator."