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Give your wife a chance to fall in love
1: Call your mother "Mom"
2: Don't like to wear high heels when shopping
3: I don't drink alcohol outside. A thousand cups at home will never get drunk
4: While cooking, singing "I Like" by Jingru Liang
5: While washing dishes, humming "I Do" by Faye Wong
6: Watching romance movies while holding a tissue box
7: When you sleep, I will occasionally look at you secretly and giggle
8: Force you to eat one every day Fruit
9: Always clamoring to stay up late with you to watch football, but never insist until the players show up
10: When walking, I will hold your left arm
11: Quarrel with you at least once a month
12: Dare to act coquettishly with you in front of her parents
13: Have a friend who talks about everything, and Do you know
14: I often say to you: "For me, don't be impulsive"
15: Your face will turn red when you lie
16: Your face in the future If the wrinkles are caused by smiling, they must not be the result of frowning
17: In order to avoid doing housework, I have to play guessing games with you, she will give you scissors, and you will give you cloth
18: Hairstyling will ask for your opinion
19: I have nothing to do, I will play chess with you, take three steps, regret two steps
20: Be assertive
< p>21: When eating with your friend, occasionally she will sneak away to pay the bill22: If she makes a mistake, she always has to argue with you before she apologizes
23: There is a unique fragrance on my body. If you close your eyes and use your nose, you can find her.
24: I prefer watching movies at home.
25: My memory is close to zero, half a month ago. It’s hard to remember things (except for how nice you were to her)
26: Love to play cards, but play badly
27: Occasionally I’ll let you ride behind when riding a bicycle
28: When someone dials the wrong number, she will say very politely: "Sorry, you dialed the wrong number."
29: She likes to dim the lights at night
30: Know your mother’s birthday
31: If you want to sleep in on the weekend, she can wake you up with the sound of "eating" breakfast
32 : When you talk to your parents on the phone, you will say: "He is so kind to me..."
33: Before the joke is even half told, you often laugh yourself out of it
34: Go to bed a little earlier than you and wake up a little later than you
35: Don’t say “Guess, what day is today?”
36: Leave no nails
37: There was a power outage in the city, so I thought of enjoying a "candlelight dinner" with you
38: Join forces with your mother to "bully" you
39: Sometimes when sending text messages or calling others, I accidentally enter your number
40: Meal intake is calculated in grams
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