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Give your wife a chance to fall in love

1: Call your mother "Mom"

2: Don't like to wear high heels when shopping

3: I don't drink alcohol outside. A thousand cups at home will never get drunk

4: While cooking, singing "I Like" by Jingru Liang

5: While washing dishes, humming "I Do" by Faye Wong

6: Watching romance movies while holding a tissue box

7: When you sleep, I will occasionally look at you secretly and giggle

8: Force you to eat one every day Fruit

9: Always clamoring to stay up late with you to watch football, but never insist until the players show up

10: When walking, I will hold your left arm

11: Quarrel with you at least once a month

12: Dare to act coquettishly with you in front of her parents

13: Have a friend who talks about everything, and Do you know

14: I often say to you: "For me, don't be impulsive"

15: Your face will turn red when you lie

16: Your face in the future If the wrinkles are caused by smiling, they must not be the result of frowning

17: In order to avoid doing housework, I have to play guessing games with you, she will give you scissors, and you will give you cloth

18: Hairstyling will ask for your opinion

19: I have nothing to do, I will play chess with you, take three steps, regret two steps

20: Be assertive

< p>21: When eating with your friend, occasionally she will sneak away to pay the bill

22: If she makes a mistake, she always has to argue with you before she apologizes

23: There is a unique fragrance on my body. If you close your eyes and use your nose, you can find her.

24: I prefer watching movies at home.

25: My memory is close to zero, half a month ago. It’s hard to remember things (except for how nice you were to her)

26: Love to play cards, but play badly

27: Occasionally I’ll let you ride behind when riding a bicycle

28: When someone dials the wrong number, she will say very politely: "Sorry, you dialed the wrong number."

29: She likes to dim the lights at night

30: Know your mother’s birthday

31: If you want to sleep in on the weekend, she can wake you up with the sound of "eating" breakfast

32 : When you talk to your parents on the phone, you will say: "He is so kind to me..."

33: Before the joke is even half told, you often laugh yourself out of it

34: Go to bed a little earlier than you and wake up a little later than you

35: Don’t say “Guess, what day is today?”

36: Leave no nails

37: There was a power outage in the city, so I thought of enjoying a "candlelight dinner" with you

38: Join forces with your mother to "bully" you

39: Sometimes when sending text messages or calling others, I accidentally enter your number

40: Meal intake is calculated in grams