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Ningdu New Year's Day composition

On New Year's Day, the first day of the Year of the Tiger is a joke.

In the morning, my father woke me up early and said, "Son, it's polite to go to grandma's house this morning to pay New Year's greetings, do you hear?" "I heard it!" As soon as the voice fell, my mother said, "It's the New Year, and your father and I left early."

The family came to grandma's house, and sure enough, they left during the New Year. I thought: We can have a good time. I immediately called my brother-in-law into the house and closed the door, but he didn't come out all morning. Fun is fun. I don't know when my brother-in-law bought the game machine, but it broke when he pressed it. Hey hey! I'm still smart in my head. I said, "There must be wires or wires that are not connected properly." Sure enough, the most important thread was not connected properly. Just as I expected! As soon as it is connected, the music starts and people appear. Brother-in-law praised me one by one, and I thought to myself: this little thing? Hey ... I'm speechless! Then we entered an exciting game state.

There are many interesting things in the new year!

Composition about Chinese New Year 300 words 2: Chinese New Year!

In the new year, the sky is high and the clouds are light, Wan Li is cloudless, the grass is green, the water is clear, birds are singing in the branches, the sun is rising and colorful.

The new year is coming, and our family is busy buying new year's goods. Dad posted Spring Festival couplets, and spring came again. Mom is very busy, making rice cakes in the kitchen. Grandma went out to buy food and made us full. I'm going to buy silk ribbons to decorate my home.

When we finished cleaning up the house, we went out to set off firecrackers. I lit a magic bullet first. "Burst-"Magic bullets spewed out colorful streams. "Red!" I can't help crying. "Yellow, green, blue ..." Mom and Dad also cried out in chorus. Then, my father lit a fireworks, and the fireworks sprayed colorful sparks and flew into the sky. Mom and dad were in tears, and the fire lit up their wrinkled faces. They have a childlike heart!

The clock struck zero, and we bid farewell to the Year of the Monkey and ushered in the Year of the Rooster!

Composition about Chinese New Year 300 words Three: Chinese New Year.

I am very happy on New Year's Eve every year, and so am I today.

Today, I went out to play basketball with my friends. After playing for a while, my father called me and asked me to post Spring Festival couplets for him. When I got home, I was beaming when I saw every household decorated with lanterns and colorful decorations. Where dad goes, I follow him, like a minion. After posting the Spring Festival couplets, my mother burned incense and resigned during the New Year. I asked my mother, "When did you resign?" Mother replied: "Say goodbye to the old and welcome the new."

In the evening, our family of three ate a reunion dinner around the stove, and then my father went to prepare for jumping in the fire circle. "Son, come and jump into the ring of fire!" Dad is shouting outside. "Oh, here we go again!" I rushed outside. At first, the flame was very strong. Dad jumped first, then jumped in, and jumped three times in a row. It's my turn At this time, the fire became smaller and I jumped three times.

After jumping out of the ring of fire, when fireworks and firecrackers were about to start, firecrackers and fireworks sounded around. It was deafening! The sound of fireworks continued until midnight. Twelve o'clock is striking, let's welcome the new year.

I was really happy on New Year's Eve, because I received a lot of lucky money.