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Cao Caofei ~ ~ ~ Cao Cao is so pathetic and funny.

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Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang, Sun Quan and Cao Cao went out to travel by plane, only three parachutes were encountered in an accident. Zhuge Liang suggested, "I ask questions and you answer them. Whoever can't answer them will have no parachute. " Three people agree. Ask Liu Bei: "How many suns are there in the sky?" "one." Ask Sun Quan: "How many moons are there?" "one." Ask Cao Cao: "How many stars are there?" "..." Cao Cao was thrown down.

The second is.

Cao Cao died last time, but he didn't fall to death. The four of them traveled together again. Encounter the same problem. Zhuge Liang asked Liu Bei, "What was the most crucial battle when King Wu attacked Zhou?" "The Battle of Makino." Ask Sun Quan: "How many people died?" "40,000 to 50,000." Ask Cao Cao: "What's the name of the dead?" "..." Cao Cao was thrown out again. .....

The third is.

Cao Cao didn't fall to death again, and the four of them went out again. The plane crashed again. Cao Cao thought, I'm going out anyway, so I'll just jump myself! After Cao Cao jumped, Zhuge Liang wondered, "How did he jump with four parachutes this time?"

Fourth.

Cao Cao didn't fall to death again, and the four of them went out again. The plane crashed again. Cao Cao thought he couldn't jump this time, so he said to go to the toilet. Liu Bei, Zhuge Liang and Sun Quan jumped with parachutes. Cao Cao is sitting on the toilet, triumphant-the plane crashed!

Final article

Cao Cao didn't fall to his death, but the four of them continued to walk together. The plane broke down again, and Kong Ming asked Liu Bei first, "There are seven monkeys riding on the tree, a monkey underground, and how many monkeys are there?" Liu Huangshu was thinking, and Cao Cao quickly replied, "If it's seven * * *, it's eight monkeys, and if it's riding * *, it's two monkeys." Liu Hesun looked at each other, and Kong Ming was dumbfounded. Cao proudly picked up the umbrella bag, said "sprinkle oil on it" with his hand and jumped down. ....

At this time, the mechanic climbed out of the bilge and said, "The fault has been eliminated. Has anyone seen my toolbox?