How to write a funny surprise joke?

1. Thank you for your surprise, for meeting me, and for everything.

You said you were a limited edition, so I'll tell you that I'm out of print.

3. Every holiday, you will give me a gift. Thank you very much.

This gift is really a surprise.

When I received the gift yesterday, I was surprised and happy, and I was in a good mood.

6. Favorite time, the best gift for the person you love the most.

7. Thank you, dear. I am very happy today.

8. Life is often unsatisfactory, but it is also often unexpected. In the face of setbacks and failures, what we need is to face them calmly, because pessimism is useless, and life still has to go on, right?

9. Sudden rainstorm makes people run to their heart's content, and unexpected surprises all come from life. We should learn to change and become better.

10. It was a surprise that you suddenly appeared in my life; After the surprise, you suddenly left my life.