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20 17 tanabata single dog talk _ tanabata single dog expression pack _ single dog's tanabata survival rule.

Tanabata is coming. As a member of the single dog delegation, we can only look at the loving couples around us. So, what about single dog on Tanabata? How to spend Tanabata in single dog?

Single dog's Complete Works on Tanabata.

1, if a person spends Tanabata, which is Tanabata 1 = Death, tears, who will save me!

2, love, this game, it hurts too much! I can't afford to play!

3. On Valentine's Day, I want to walk alone on the road, so that couples can see my pride.

I would rather be an older woman than a short-term wife.

5. It is better to be single and proud than to fall in love with injustice.

6. One person is afraid of loneliness, and two people are afraid of failure.

7. Hey, where are all the good men?

8. Being single is a state, and two people are also a state, depending on how you want to survive.

9. What is pure China Valentine's Day? Marry the right person, every Valentine's Day.

10, Tanabata is here again! The first part: envy and jealousy; Bottom line: emptiness, loneliness and cold; Horizontal criticism: paralyzing my singleness.

Single dog is funny on Tanabata.

1, someone asked me if I was still alone on Tanabata? Nima, will I become a dog? !

2, Tanabata, don't send photos everywhere to show love, in case you hit your face, it will be bad.

3. I will take a screenshot of who shows love among friends on Tanabata. If you marry someone who is not ta in the future, I will give you the photos in a red envelope!

My friend asked me how to spend Valentine's Day on Tanabata, and I simply said "skip".

If you feel lonely on Tanabata, turn off the lights and show a horror movie. After a while, you will feel that you are not alone.

6. Be cautious about the affair after Tanabata. Who knows if you are looking for a child?

7. Hire two children on Tanabata. When you meet a man, call him dad. When you meet a woman, call your mother. If you can disassemble a pair, it's a pair.

8. It turns out that a person will die on Tanabata: one+night+seven = death.

9. Tanabata is here. At 4 pm, the florist smiled. In the evening, the owner of the hotel smiled. The drugstore owner also smiled the next day. A month later, the doctor at the maternity hospital also smiled.

10, these days, it's stormy and thunderous. Don't panic, because there are too many men who swear to enter the Qixi state, it is normal to thunder all the time.