Interesting quotation

1, don't be infatuated with brother, sister-in-law is the legend. If you were a flower, cows wouldn't dare to shit in the future.

3, drive Audi, wear Dior, and eat Oreo if you have nothing to do.

4, my life is not decided by heaven, and heaven will destroy me.

It's not that my brother is obsessed with legends, but that legends are so beautiful.

6. Minimum goal: Nongfu Spring has a little field.

7, brother, I will throw a brick first, and I will come over if there is jade.

8. You play with your customization and I play with my formatting.

9. Cover your crotch and respect others' crotch.

10, high-profile low-key male show, high-profile signs of being beaten.

1 1, it rains in the middle of the night, clouds in the middle of the night, and shouting in the middle of the night is even more scary.

Love is like a fart! Listen, smell and see.

13, dogs are dogs, but sometimes they are not people.

14. You can see my world, but you can't talk.

15, what I earn is selling cabbage, and what I fuck is selling white powder.

16, you don't know what dependence is until you lose your belt.

17, not afraid of enemies like tigers, but afraid of teammates like pigs!

18, women's clothes are called capital, and men's clothes are called perverts.

19, don't challenge the technology of high cough with the speed of playing video.

20. Women are kind because they are stupid, and men are stupid because they are kind.

2 1, loneliness is a person's carnival, and carnival is the loneliness of a group of people.

22, work, take a step back and broaden the horizon; Love, take a step back and broaden the horizon.

23, tell you not to push me, if you push me, I will play dead for you!

24, a woman kissing a man is a kind of happiness, and a man kissing a woman is a kind of luck.

25. My grandfather has been dead for almost two years. Why am I still like a grandson?

26. Some people are destined to wait for others, while others are destined to be waited for.

27, goods have a shelf life, people are tired of watching. How long can you be awesome in my heart?

28, steamed bread is valuable, steamed buns are more expensive, if there are ribs, you can throw them both.

29. The man that women hate most is Chen Shimei; Man's favorite woman is Pan Jinlian.

30. Chatting is valuable and the internet fee is higher. If you sleep, you can throw them both.

3 1, fashion dad is avant-garde, avant-garde dad is alternative, and alternative dad doesn't matter.

32. Brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes. Anyone who touches my brothers and sisters will strip his clothes!

33. Primary school students are teams; Middle school students are piles; College students are a couple.

34. Life is like a green spider, crawling forward slowly, but shedding bright red blood.

35. You can't believe any story. Look at each other and listen to a few words.

36. The poorest men don't bargain when they buy food, and the richest women bargain when they buy food.

37. The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

38, men are used to rely on, so be reliable; Women are meant to love, so be cute.

39. The difference between a lie and an oath is that the listener takes it seriously and the speaker takes it seriously.

40. There should be a better way to start a new day than waking up every morning.

4 1. Even if happiness only reveals a thread, she has the ability to pull it out and knit it into a sweater.

42. Dapeng wandered in the sky after being lovelorn, but he couldn't find a second nest. At first, Pengcheng Wan Li.

43. Different division of labor: before a man goes to work, his wife wears a tie, and before going to bed, his lover unfastens his belt.

44. Where there are plenty of grass in the sea, why do you have a unrequited love for a grass? As long as you look hard, there is always a better one than her.

45. Persistence is a kind of beauty, and persistence is a kind of loyalty; Beauty is not necessarily happiness, and loyalty is not necessarily happiness.

46. It's silly to love only one. Love two is the least, three and five are just right, and ten and eight are handsome.

47. No matter how beautiful a woman is, she will be crushed by men. Even the most handsome man will kneel between her legs.

48. Love that does not feel pain is not true love, and marriage that does not feel happiness must be a sad marriage.

49. My son has to do his homework to 1 1 before going to bed these days. The flowers of the motherland are destroyed like this!

50. Women like to hear men say another woman is ugly. Men like to hear women say that another man is a loser.

5 1, a life without memories is not a perfect life. Just as a woman without children is not a perfect woman.

52. The man who is least afraid of his wife at home dares not contradict his mother-in-law; A woman who fears her husband most at home dares to contradict her mother-in-law.

53. Let them climb the new peak of fashion. Stay here, stare blankly, smile or take a walk.

54. No matter how smart a woman is, she looks confused, and no matter how stupid a man is, she looks sober.

55. Some girls in this world always make people dream, while others, including herself, make people think.

56. In fact, there is no definite pursuit in life, and what you lack most will be what you want most. From this perspective, shameless is glorious.

57. Children have no money to go to school and have money to build temples and worship God; The living have no money for filial piety, and the dead have money for funeral; There is no money in the company account, but the boss has money at home. .

58. Speak well of your boss, speak ill of your subordinates, lie to your wife, lie to your lover, tell jokes to acquaintances and talk nonsense to strangers.

59. The cause belongs to the country, the honor belongs to the unit, the achievement belongs to the leader, the salary belongs to the wife, the property belongs to the children, and the mistakes are your own.

60. The most embarrassing thing for men is that their wives are drunk and pestering friends. The most embarrassing thing for a woman is that her husband's friend is drunk and pestering herself.

6 1, the attitude towards intellectuals shows the degree of civilization of a nation; The attitude towards workers and peasants is to question the conscience of this nation.

62. Hold the boss's hand and bow. Holding the hand of discipline inspection, shaking all over; Take the financial hand, pull it up and walk to the restaurant.

63. No matter how bad the relationship between a man and his wife is, the relationship with his mother-in-law is also good; No matter how good the relationship between a woman and her husband is, the relationship with her mother-in-law is also poor.

64. Four flowers in the hospital: queuing for registration, dizziness; The doctor diagnosed that the goddess scattered flowers; Drug charges, looking at flowers in the fog; If it doesn't heal for a long time, the cost of medicine will be wasted.

65. Wear a hat without a brim and pretend to be a chef; Standing on the room to pee, pretending to keep watch; Riding a car and farting, pretending to vent your anger slowly!

66. The more places I have been, the more I feel that the world is very narrow. This is the experience of my life. Listen, but it's nothing new.

67, flat, no temper, sage also; Have a level, a temper, and a sage; No level, no temper, mediocrity; No level, no temper, bad guy.

68. People are really lazy and vulgar animals, but they are cruel and ignorant. Many people know this fact, but we are such animals and such people!

69. You eat like a thief, pretend to be fat, have big ears and strong limbs, carry a pen, can't do accounts, buy a computer, can't surf the Internet, sleep at night, and are allowed to pee in the pit.

70. Ignorance and lack of knowledge are terrible things and situations, which will make people self-righteous and self-conscious, resulting in stupidity and mistakes; What is more frightening is that I know nothing, and I am ignorant.

7 1, with you, I forget all about eating and sleeping, without you, I have nothing to eat and drink, without you, my heart belongs, without you, I wholeheartedly, without your idle and hateful game.

72. Believe a word slowly along the way. Some people in this world are doomed to be lonely. It's not your fault or mine. Who told me that the ratio of men and women who were chopped to pieces was so unbalanced?

73. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man is that he speaks during the day.

74. I can't help thinking about you. I only rely on images to pin my love for you. Don't laugh at my infatuation with you, just because of that wise saying-life is never shit, leave a photo as toilet paper!

75. Occasional forgetfulness does not mean eternity. When busy, a faint yearning lingers in my heart; On the lonely journey, please accept my sincere care and sincere blessing; Miss you, invite me to dinner!

76. If it is a mistake to be beautiful, then I am all wet; If being smart is a crime, I have committed a heinous crime, and it is really difficult to be a human being. But you're fine. You are right and innocent. I really envy you!

77, paratroopers practice skydiving, the coach told me to jump out of the plane and count to 10 to open the umbrella immediately. According to the test results, Dean fell and was injured. The coach called him an idiot, and a soldier said, Coach, Dean stuttered!

78. Pig Bajie wanted to peek while taking a bath in the Seven Fairy Lake, but he was afraid that the Monkey King would pull his ear when he found out, so he pretended to peek at the Seven Fairy while reading the news. Look, look, he's pretending!

Boss: Hello, comrades! Employee: The boss is the best! Boss: Comrades have worked hard! Employee: The boss is the hardest! Boss: It's sunny this summer, and all the comrades are tanned! Employee: The boss is the blackest!

80. Without Pangu's creation, the evolution of apes is hopeless; Without Oracle bones as letterhead, history would be lifeless; Without Daiyu and Baoyu, how could the Red Mansion be circulated for a hundred years? I didn't send you a message. Who knew pigs could read mobile phones?

8 1, it takes a day for sunrise and sunset, a month for a full moon, a season for flowers, a year for the four seasons, and a lifetime for loving someone. Caring for a person is a word: it's cold, don't forget to put more grass in the nest!

82. You and I are both one-winged angels. Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly. It is said that people come into the world to find the other half. I finally found you with great pains, only to find that our wings are smooth.

83. When you were a child, your idea was simple. You ate, slept and ate. When I grow up, my mind is still very simple, just sleeping and eating. I wish you Bajie, eat well, sleep well, have a good dream and have a round stomach!

84. The weather is hot and cold. In this season, I feel calm and always miss you far away. I would like to keep a homing pigeon and let it fly to your place every day, even if all I can do is a simple action: pull a shit on your head!

85. I want to send you some clothes. You are in poor health. I want to send you a drink, and your daughter-in-law nags; Want to give you sugar, your blood sugar rises; I want to send you RMB, but I am not rich myself; I can only send you text messages, but unfortunately your culture is not high enough to understand!

86. I was told that it is the noblest thing to send text messages to the most talented, healthy, honest and kind people; On second thought, I think this person must be yours! If you feel the same way, please give me one!

87. A man entrusts his girlfriend to his buddy for care, and finally his girlfriend becomes his wife, and the buddy takes care of him; A woman entrusted her boyfriend to her sisters for care, and as a result, her sisters became her boyfriend's wife and could not be her.

88. One monk carries water and two monks carry water. The classic story is unforgettable and deeply imprinted in my heart. Now, there is also a temple in the mountain, and there is also an old man in the temple, but the old man is smirking with his mobile phone.

89. The most romantic thing is to walk slowly with you and watch the octogenarian gently accompany his grandmother on the roadside. The happiest thing is to walk slowly with you and watch your cheerful gait. This is my enjoyment! Run away again, my pet dog!

Ridiculous quotations from 2020

1, you look more poisonous than fake milk powder, and my head is getting bigger. Don't torture yourself with past memories.

My present life can be described in six words: accumulate fat, don't weigh!

4. Honor envies success, but success regards it as honor.

5. You are not RMB, so why do you want everyone to like you?

6, mermaid, I love you, only you will not cheat!

7, this week's physical examination, I hope that the male god will never watch me tired into a dog.

8. Women's clothes are called capital, and men's clothes are called perverts.

9. It may seem so, but not necessarily.

10, I can see you clearly but I can't see myself clearly. How ridiculous.

1 1, understanding a person is much more difficult than understanding a person!

12, wear other people's shoes, go your own way, and let them take a taxi to find it.

13, I am single, I am proud, I am a national man.

14, don't make trouble when I am serious, and don't stop when I give you face.

15, how many times have you seen Spongebob cry, as if I was really happy several times.

16, it's not who betrayed who, but who he didn't know how to cherish.

17, it's not that my friends don't do anything for you, but that I only have a knife.

18, I love you but you love him, I miss you but you miss him.

19, a cheating man is like money dropped on a stool. It's a pity not to answer it, but it's disgusting.

20. As time went by, an illegitimate child named Memory was born.

2 1, no matter how proud your boy is, don't be late for the gun appointment.

22. The country has finished, not waited.

23. People decorate clothes, horses decorate saddles and dogs run with bells.

24. Without studying, Wan Li Road is just a postman.

25, Yue Lao, can you stop pulling me with inferior thread? It broke every now and then.

26. Build roads by yourself, dig other people's roads, and let others build roads with me.

Raise your hand if you love me, or stand upside down if you don't love me.

28. It's not that my sister is unique, but that you can't keep up with my sister's footsteps.

29. I usually eat crispy noodles, which is more convenient than instant noodles.

30. Facing the blue problem of your private life, we choose to fight side by side and share the same enemy.

3 1, as long as we are full of hope, I believe that God will give us a chance to be happy.

32. Love casts a gloomy shadow on youth, and the original clear eyes hide sadness.

33, you think you are wine, the more you put it, the more fragrant it becomes. In fact, you are a fart, and it will be tasteless for a while.

34. If someone chases you, I will trip him.

35, a face of excitement, like drinking urine candy.

Don't take calling you a beauty seriously, I'm just being polite.

37. The sadder and more wronged I am, the more expressionless my face becomes.

38. Is it because I take chickens to school that I don't have to study?

39, life is too much, dreams are not old, for dreams, come on.

40. When you get close to your boudoir, all the images of ladies roll away.

4 1, ouch, it's a miracle that the dog can still talk!

42. I am a fool and don't know how to give up on you; You are also a fool and don't know how to cherish me.

43. Youth whizzes by. Thank you for passing by.

I'm going to take your luggage, so you are a happy pauper now.

45. I am a brook that never stops, brook, brook.

46. When you open your eyes and close your eyes, one-third of the summer vacation is over.

47, abnormal condition should be early, if it comes too late, happiness will not be so happy.

48. Not everyone can read, and those who can read are not good children.

49. I tell you, don't quarrel with fools, or in the end, you won't know who is a fool.

50. I have always been a three-minute fever, and only you repeat it in my heart.

5 1, dismantling mosquito-repellent incense every time is like dismantling a bomb. Who designed this?

52, pulling his head, fanning his face, singing that his heart is too soft.

53. The price of the tomb has risen so fast that I can't afford to die.

I don't really hate dogs, I just hate people who look like dogs and dogs that look like people.

55. Whoever should be robbed will become stubborn.

56. I really feel that some people are embarrassed not only in appearance, but also in their bones.

57. Men are awkward and sisters are the most important.

You may have overestimated your tactics. But please don't underestimate my IQ.

59. My deskmate sent me a love letter, which was sent, sent and sent to the office.

60. Books are the ladder of human progress, and e-books are the elevator of human progress.

6 1, you can see me typing on the screen, but you can't see my tears dripping on the keyboard.

62. I can't guarantee that we can go to the end, but I dare say that you will never leave me!

63. The age of a man is felt by himself, while the age of a woman is felt by others.

64. I prefer to watch Huo Ying endure it, because when I die, all the Japanese in a village will die.

Seeing you smile so happily, I really can't bear to say that I don't understand.

66. Happiness can be obtained through study, although it is not our mother tongue.

67. When you are poor, you only know false friends, but when you are down and out, you are ungrateful.

68. Go as far as your thoughts go. You can roll as fast as the speed of light

69. If you fall, stand up, change your posture and fall again.

70. It is sugar that tempts me, not that I want to eat him.

7 1, put away your hypocrisy and roll all the way to the sun.

72. You are great. Why don't you hang your photo in Tiananmen Square?

73. The mature side is for outsiders, and the naive side is for lovers.

74, dust to dust, soil to soil, waving goodbye to 250.

75, don't give up, give up, don't go back on our word.

76. If you don't fall in love, you will get old. If you have someone.

77. The quality of the teacher's class determines the flow of mobile phones this month.

78. As long as we step out of school, our fate will be very different.

79. I can show you Feng Shui, or I can make you notorious.

80. Research shows that under any circumstances, opposite sex deskmates once liked each other.

8 1. If you don't want to go to school, just follow my sister and blow up the school.

82. It's not that I am willful, but that emotions always involve my temper, which I can't control.

83. I must catch up with you, or Bai Chang will look so beautiful.

84. You are the wind, I am the sand, you are the leather shoes, I am the brush, you ignore me and I commit suicide.

85. Cow dung is cow dung after all, and it will not turn into sweet cake if steamed in a pot.

86. Fat is an attitude, meat is a spirit, and a sphere is also a figure.

87. The man who will marry me in the future will become a monk if you don't come out again.

88. Youth is for debauchery, and life is for mischief.

89. In fact, the school is an open prison.

90. Turn you into my bad habit, it is better to turn me into your good mood.

9 1, the world belongs to us and our children, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren!

92. Don't pretend to be Bao Qingtian just because you have a scar on your head!

93. I tried my best to laugh just to hide my pain.

94. Your mother must have been full of anxiety, absent-minded and so sloppy when she gave birth to you.

95. I finally became what you expected, but unfortunately I don't like you now.

96. Primary schools form teams, with piles of middle school students and pairs of college students.

You have the right to remain silent, but I will shut you up soon.

98. Even if you let me down a thousand times, I won't ignore you.

99. I have all kinds of spicy strips. If you want to be friends with me, it's not too late.

100, it's not that it doesn't shine, but I'm afraid it will stab your eyes in the future.

10 1, the tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, there is only one knife.

102, not serious when talking, too focused when silent.

103, less pride and more confidence. Less noise, more quiet.

104, I think I really like you, hug you strongly, hug your nerves strongly!

105, you are my Youlemei in winter and my popsicle in summer.

106. Few people in the world can stand the temptation of money, especially me. Try it if you don't believe me.

107, don't go, please stay, don't make me feel sad again, don't you think it's not enough to hurt me?

108, is it popular to roll trouser legs now? I want to ask you, is it cold?

109, rich people buy four generations of apples, and poor people buy four bags of apples.

1 10, I am a proud island, who is the tide that can't get ashore?

68 funny teasing quotations _ teasing friends

1 The boy is really crazy, and his breath is bigger than beriberi.

Stab a friend in the back and a woman in the back.

Come quickly when you rob a bank, remember to put socks on your head, and you'd better buy Langsha brand.

4 hate me. It's okay. I don't mind. I don't live to please you.

You laugh that I am different from you, and I laugh that you are all the same.

The sweat and tears you shed today are all caused by the water in your head.

Don't hang yourself on a tree, try to find more trees.

Your shameless appearance has my youthful charm.

You are handsome and handsome, and everyone loves you. You must be the best among scum, the animal among beasts and the fighter among rubbish. Oh yeah!

10 I like that you take the initiative to find me, so I believe you won't bother me.

1 1 Which school did you graduate from? Your annoying degree has been completed as a postdoctoral fellow! !

12 I'm not super Mary. I can't support the RMB you want.

13 Some students' heads should not exceed the intersection angle.

14 After the first kiss, the woman will regard this kiss as an investment, and the man will regard it as a loan to be recovered.

15 God created virgins and I created women.

16 Some people always want to let God know when they do good things, and always want to let ghosts know when they do bad things.

17 Let's get married for a better divorce!

18 The bedside table of a couple is actually a condiment of life, especially for women.

But sometimes, it's not that I don't want to talk, but that I'm a little sleepy. ...

19 everyone says that being a man is very tired, and I feel the same way.

Put on a wig, a mask, glasses and smile.

Put on underwear, coat, coat, underwear, trousers and belt.

Put on socks, shoes and shoelaces every day until you go to heaven.

Go your own way and let the cat and dog talk.

2 1 I want to serve the people, but I can't serve all the people, nor can I serve all the people;

I want to serve people like my relatives, friends, acquaintances and beautiful women.

I'm busy enough. How can I have the energy to serve others and serve others?

It is difficult for rich people to have no money.

A woman kissing a man is a kind of happiness, and a man kissing a woman is a kind of luck.

This world is different from other worlds. As long as it is an official, there is a way.

I am not a casual person; But once you get up casually, you are not a person.

Zhu Yuanzhang is my uncle. Call him out and ask!

I can't close the garden in spring, so I pull an almond out of the wall.

In this life, are you here to borrow money or pay off debts?

What is the way to come out? The sage said: waste.

A man can have sex with whoever he wants as long as he has money.

3 1 Today is a majestic rooster, and tomorrow it may become a feather duster with complete discredit.

Not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but afraid to open the lid and have a surprise, enjoy one more bottle.

Money makes the mare go.

Sorry is a kind of sincerity, it doesn't matter, it's a kind of grace.

If you give your heart, but you can't get grace, it can only show the ignorance and vulgarity of the other party!

Think about the salary, forget it, don't want to live.

36 college students = eat+sleep+fall in love with pigs = eat+sleep, so college students = pigs+fall in love with more college students-fall in love with pigs = that is, college students don't fall in love with pigs.

Hello: Today is International Women's Day. On behalf of the International Women's Federation, I officially inform you that all women's toilets and bathrooms are open to you free of charge. Please come here.

Motto of non-drinkers: Eat your own food and let others vomit.

39 Low-key people In the real world, low-key guys are the most attractive.

I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.

4 1 Thanks to my figure, I can travel around the world even if I am bloated.

Not afraid of opponents like God, but afraid of teammates like rogue rabbits.

You have a big chest and no brain.

It's better than a small chest and no brain.

It takes ten thousand years from monkey to human, and only one bottle of wine is needed from human to monkey ~

You go! Go as far as possible, please don't pester me, I really can't stand you,

You will only bring me harm. The better you treat me, the more painful I am.

Fly away, dead mosquito!

Everyone says I'm an actor, because my eyes roll at the sight of beautiful mm.

I am poor, and so are my servants, gardeners and drivers.

48 when work and love are not going well, you can take out your little brother, stare at it and meditate on its spirit:

It can be long or short, thick or thin, extensible or bendable, soft or hard. Learn it, and the immediate difficulty is a bird!

49. A woman chooses a gesture that makes her life irreplaceable.

As long as your feet are on the ground, don't look down on yourself; As long as you live on earth, don't take yourself too seriously.

5 1 I will have a son with a handsome name, so others will say handsome dad when they see me.

52 people can't judge a book by its cover, and a small night can't be measured.

I must appear in your household registration book. I can't be your husband, but I can also be your little father.

In love, someone dies; In marriage, some people regard death as death.

I don't look down on you, but I don't care about you at all.

It is not necessarily a good thing for everyone to stand on one side, such as standing on the side of the boat.

57 men are used to rely on, so be reliable; Women are meant to love, so be cute.

Many people love someone by mistake because of loneliness, but more people are lonely all their lives because of loving someone by mistake.

Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.

I am in the Jianghu, but there are no legends about me in the Jianghu.

6 1 true love is like a UFO-only heard of it, never seen it. Even if I did, 99.9% of them were fake. If you really meet that 0. 1%, then congratulations, you have found an alien!

The highest state of eating buffet: help the wall in, help the wall out.

Men who have one-night stands are romantic, while women who have one-night stands are lewd.

Next time I meet you, I will definitely pull you to the bedroom and lock the door.

Quickly push you down on the bed, cover your head with a quilt, and stretch out my big hand.

Look, my mobile phone is blue.

There is an dissatisfied wife behind a man who has a lot of entertainment, and a super dissatisfied wife behind a man who has no entertainment at all.

Corrupt officials are everywhere, spending money like water.

Don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy! Get married if you can!

If I give you a pair of wings, you should be braised.

Complete works of funny quotations

1. You scold me because you don't know me. When you know me, you may pull out your knife to kill me!

Just after Valentine's Day, it ushered in the tragic reminder of Women's Day. It means that on Valentine's Day, he turned you into a woman. After Women's Day, it will be April Fool's Day. After April Fool's Day, you found yourself cheated. After Labor Day, it is Children's Day. Damn it! Give him a baby!

Fortunately, I am a little fat, and I can pinch my stomach when I am sad.

My friend asked me why I was alive, and I said that I was alive to prove that I was not dead.

The tragedy of life is that I worked hard to have a sweet dream with fragrant content all night, but I can't remember it when I wake up the next morning!

6. At this beautiful moment, I shine like a god. Don't disturb anyone.

7. Only when there is pressure can there be motivation. Yes, when the pressure is too great, you can't even move if you want to. .

8. That's your taste. I don't blame you! ! I just feel sorry for you and will spend my life with a pet (pig)! ! ! You're pathetic! !

9. Isn't it true that girls use Dabao when they are rosy?

10. If I were a deputy to the National People's Congress, I would definitely make a suggestion: pay Alipay when paying taxes. When the government makes achievements or fulfills its promises, we will confirm the payment or give a full refund. At that time, government officials would chase our asses and shout, honey, give us a favorable kiss! Dear, choose me to serve the people! Dear, here are the results. Please check them, dear?

1 1. Shake hands with handsome men, have heart-to-heart talks with profound men, communicate with successful men more, and live with ordinary men.

12, don't forget what you once had; Cherish what you can't get; Do not give up what belongs to you; What is lost is left to memory.

13, marriage is a keyboard, too much order and rules; Love is a mouse and it works at all. Men are more important than their masters, and memory is the most important; Women are like monitors, they can see everything.

What is a myth? Please listen to men express their love to you; What is a legend? Please listen to the man's promise to you; What is a dream? Listen to your own reaction when you hear the first two.

15, women in the new century want to rob money, food and men.

17, my brother is not lonely, it is spring; I don't call it loneliness, I call it bed.

18, women's clothes are called capital, and men's clothes are called perverts.

19, cover your crotch and respect others' crotch.

20. Distance does not produce beauty, but only a mistress.

2 1, the sky is wild, and it's hard to drag an apricot out of the wall! !

22, keyboard speed often can't keep up with ideas ~

23. I have eight honors on my left and eight disgraces on my right, representing my waist, harmony on my chest, people blocking killing, and Buddha blocking killing Buddha!

I am a software engineer by day and a hardware engineer by night.

25, handsome has a fart to use, can you use that face to swipe your card after consumption! !

Joke quotations in entertainment

26, the average boy is generally proud, and the average girl is inclined.

27. Money makes women, and you make me.

28. Women are only good at makeup, while men are good at camouflage.

29. Drive Audi, wear Dior, and eat Oreo if you have nothing to do.

30. I said to keep a low profile. But you have to give me applause and scream.