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What are the first aid topics in the chat? What are the first aid topics in the chat?

1. Talk about the latest major news or gossip. For example, "Zhao He is married, do you know?" Or "Who told me yesterday who was having an affair with whom in our company?" Recently, hot events like this are particularly easy to create topics. They can become hot spots because everyone cares, so you don't have to worry about whether she will be interested if you tell her.

2. Explore some strange cold knowledge issues. When your chat is deadlocked, you can try to ask some strange cold knowledge questions to arouse each other's interest again. For example: "Let me teach you a cold knowledge. I won't tell the average person: do you know that people's two nostrils take turns breathing? " "If you were left on an island and you could only take three things, what would you take?" "Do you know that people can't keep their eyes open when they sneeze?" When these unknown cold knowledge is asked, it will instantly attract girls. If a girl knows nothing about this, you can explain it directly to her to show your erudition.

3, tell a few cold jokes or brain teasers. As long as you are an old driver who has several years of experience in picking up girls, there will always be a few brain teasers or cold jokes for a rainy day. For example, when a girl is obviously tired of the current topic, you can take risks and say to her, "Ah, let's take a sharp turn: once upon a time, there was an old man named Tie. He has no hair since he was a child. What's wrong with him? " After arousing the girl's interest, tell her the answer: "The answer is-there is nothing wrong with Lao Tie", which will not only win the girl's smile, but also smoothly resolve the previous silence.

4. Ask some life-oriented questions. Note here that the questions you ask should not be too difficult to answer. For example, you ask your sister, "Do you know how much this Sino-US trade war has affected our economy?" This kind of question will only get the other person's dirty eyes. So when asking questions, we try to ask some simple and easy-to-answer questions, such as "If you were asked to choose a city for retirement, where would you choose?" "If you don't consider making money, what job do you want to do most?" "Where do you want to travel most?" This kind of question is not only interesting, but also willing to be answered by girls.