Swearing tongue twisters 20 17

Tongue twister is a fun thing, and the root of tongue twister is funny and interesting. The following is a hilarious swearing tongue twister I compiled for you. Welcome to reading.

Laughing and swearing tongue twister one

A girl, wear a skirt or trousers of a regular length, get some jewelry to decorate herself reasonably, speak and act in a civilized way, be a lady, isn't it?

The smell of inferior perfume has been coming to the man all day. Who looked at you?

How creative and brave you are to live!

You waste air to live, the land is dead, and the RMB is half dead!

You are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so depressed!

Say that others are thick-skinned, and that mosquitoes should find it difficult to book you. Mosquitoes struggled all night and were bored.

If you can take the initiative to let scientists study, it will make a great contribution to the world's understanding of alien life!

I don't understand. If the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue won't?

Don't talk to me because I don't understand. In others' eyes, I am stupid to quarrel with a pig.

You don't have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig

Your mother's prostitute, with a hammer on her skull. I want to know why the World Expo didn't invite you to visit the exhibition.

Stick a picture of XX on the wall to ward off evil spirits during the day and prevent birth at night.

Seduce my man? I just think of you as an old bitch in spring.

See you walk on your high horse, for fear that others will not know that you are from the airport.

Don't drag 2580 thousand in front of me, pose and pretend.

If your ugliness can generate electricity, nuclear power plants all over the world can be shut down.

The world is bigger than what you lack.

) I don't understand. If the rope is too long, it will knot, but your tongue won't?

Laughing oath tongue twister 2

Are you dissatisfied with the world by dressing like this?

You chase me naked for two kilometers, and I'll be a gangster if you go back!

I thought you were a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that you were just a scum in the sea of people.

Yo? Have you just been struck by lightning, or are you about to be struck by lightning?

You walk on a country road with a dog's step. You say your voice was broken by others. You sing like a fucking adu.

As a typical loser, you are really successful.

I forgot that there is another kind of person in the world? Martians, where are you from?

I have a good relationship with this and that all day, but in the end, what are you in the eyes of others?

Spring has passed, what are you still doing in spring? It turns out that spring has no seasons.

Your appearance is very refreshing.

How about the old lady's curly hair? Is it much better than your pot cover?

For you, I really can't think of any language to communicate with different humans!

If the pimples on my face are as few as the hair on your head, I will be satisfied!

Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

No matter how strong you are, you can't hold back your urine.

Laughing oath tongue twister three

I didn't say you are shameless, I said shameless people are just like you.

I didn't know your father scolded you all day until I saw you? It's better to have X than to have you. What do you mean? Look at X-burn, and then look at your comparison. The real X-burn is better than you! Curse book

You look like an idiot on the left, a fool on the right, a pig above and a donkey below.

Immigrating to Mars means leaving you.

Take a picture, dig a mouth and drum a cheek, or make a face with a fist. Who are you going to hit, or cerebral thrombosis and hemiplegia?

If we know that life is decadent, why should we continue such a decadent life?

The other party said that Notre Dame de Paris is short of bell ringers, so you should answer why, and where did you resign?

B describes you, people don't like pencils!

Your motherland doesn't love you, your ancestors don't worship you and your religion doesn't believe you. Damn it, are you qualified to go to Hari, Ha, Ha, Han, Ha, Ying, Ha and Mei?

What are you like if the east is not bright and the west is bright?

If someone wants to fly a plane into Gemini, you will have the same power as long as you skydive.

Who says pig brain is the dumbest? I said that the pig brain is the smartest, and I sleep after eating the bag, thinking nothing. I can only say that the pig's brain is well maintained and yours is the best. ? heart for you

Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.

When you can talk about civilization and quality, I think it's time for me to be reborn.

Please don't talk to me with your excretory organs. This is very impolite. Thank you!

When you look at yourself in the mirror. You think this is redundant, don't you? You are really redundant.

You said, I have acne in adolescence, and you envy me in menopause, right?