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Ni Ping-Song Dandan reconciliation, Ni Ping-Song Dandan, what contradiction led to 20 years of silence?

That thing between Ni Ping and Song Dandan is not a contradiction at all, but a little misunderstanding at best!

Song Dandan told others that "Ni Ping is my good friend", while Ni Ping jokingly replied, "We have only known each other for a few days. Who is your best friend? " Such a simple conversation, they haven't spoken for 20 years.

Can this be considered a contradiction? Everyone knows that it is not a contradiction, but it is too chilling and sad for the parties. Why do you have to stick a hot face on a cold ass?

First, Ni Ping is a noble person in Song Dandan. It is said that Ni Ping is actually a noble person in Song Dandan. The classic line in Song Dandan's Lazy Dating: "My name is Wei Shufen, I'm 29 years old, and I'm still unmarried" was taught by Ni Ping to Song Dandan, and Ni Ping taught Song Dandan the authentic Shandong Mandarin. This is a classic line, which makes Song Dandan a hot sketch artist.

Later, Song Dandan was betrayed by her second husband, Ying Da, and was forced to end her marriage of 10 years. Just as Song Dandan was heartbroken, Ni Ping called. Ni Ping asked Song Dandan what he was doing, and Song Dandan said "I want to die". Ni Ping said, "Oh, come to my house and help me sweep the floor first. No one will work for me when you die. "

When Song Dandan arrived at NiPing's house, Ni Ping cooked a big table and stayed with Song Dandan day and night. Song Dandan sent the saddest time under the care of Ni Ping.

Song Dandan was a nobleman who had a lifelong friendship with him. At a party, Song Dandan boasted "Ni Ping is his best friend" with his friends, while Ni Ping casually said "We have only known each other for a few days, who is your best friend".

Ni Ping's joke hurt Song Dandan, and also hit Song Dandan hard, and the two of them stopped talking for 20 years.

Second, a good word warms three winters, and a bad word hurts. In June, there was a lifelong friendship, because a word was cut off.

In fact, Song Dandan himself knows that Ni Ping just said a joke, and his heart just crossed the hurdle, but Ni Ping didn't quite understand that "either you wronged me or I wronged you".

The speaker has no intention, but the listener has a heart. A good word warms three winters, and a bad word hurts June.

Fortunately, everything has been said. Although we haven't spoken for 20 years, our personalities have long been clear, and a little misunderstanding is nothing.

Who has never been stubborn? Who is willing to bow to whom when you are young? Song Dandan is young and Ni Ping is young, and they get along well in their respective fields. Why did they bow their heads first?

Finally: time flies, I am young and vigorous, and I have reached my twilight years. What was that misunderstanding? Cherish the person who is very kind and true to himself, cherish the time and cherish the present.

"Bad words hurt June", please be merciful!