Please help me think of a plot for a funny sketch! ! ~

This may be a little different from your requirements, but you can use it as a reference and change it according to your own ideas. It should be fine!

"New Little Reminder"

Xiao Cui: Uncle and aunt, long time no see. The stock trading is going well, right?

Song Dandan: Okay, that’s pretty good!

Xiao Cui: What stocks are you buying?

Zhao Benshan: They are all PetroChina.

Song Dandan: Can I still choke you to death without speaking?

Zhao Benshan: I think PetroChina will have to suffocate you to death first!

Xiao Cui: Auntie, I heard that PetroChina has fallen sharply recently?

Song Dandan: Illusion, absolute illusion! A stock that cannot squat cannot jump high. Stock commentators have said that if you buy Sinopec, you don’t have to worry about life; if you buy PetroChina, you don’t have to worry about life.

Zhao Benshan: Yes, PetroChina cannot afford to sit still. Whenever it hits the limit, it will be the end.

Xiao Cui: Auntie, your clothes should be quite expensive, right? Did you make a lot of money from stock trading?

Song Dandan: I didn’t make any money from stock trading, but I made a lot from writing books.

Xiao Cui: It must be that "Tao Zi"!

Song Dandan: That was the first one, and it was quite popular among PetroChina investors! Many investors called me to thank me for helping them avoid being trapped. Some even gave me a banner that read, "A sharp eye is the savior of avoiding traps." I am currently preparing the second book, and I have already thought of a title for it. It is called "It's All Ping An's fault", and investors are looking forward to it.

Xiao Cui: Please tell me about this.

Song Dandan: On the day of the book signing, my dear, the red flag was waving, there was a sea of ??people, gongs and drums were noisy, firecrackers were blasting, did Shen Fafa come to cut the ribbon?

Zhao Benshan: All the investors shouted "Down with Shen Fangfa!", just like when New China was liberated. Lao Shen was so frightened that he stayed in the toilet for three hours without daring to come out. In the end, PetroChina employees found a way to drill a big hole under the toilet and took him away. I was hospitalized when I got back and was transferred to another hospital three times but was not cured. Finally, an American expert diagnosed him as mold poisoning. Ha ha ha ha!

Song Dandan: What are you laughing at? Don’t I pay all the medical expenses? Why is this person's medical treatment so expensive? All my royalties were donated to PetroChina and Shenfa.

Xiao Cui: Uncle, what stock did you buy?

Song Dandan: Can he have the nerve to say it? Peace in China!

Xiao Cui: Uncle, what were you thinking at that time?

Zhao Benshan: I thought that Ping An of China’s drop from 149 yuan to 100 yuan was the floor price. I didn’t expect that there was a cellar under the floor, and there was hell under the cellar. What I didn’t expect was that there were eighteen levels of hell. , there is a management team below the 18th level of hell! That was quite a hard landing!!! Song Dandan: Since then, your uncle has never dared to laugh at me. He was most afraid of hearing Sun Yue's song "I wish you peace" and getting a headache just by mentioning the word "peace". Now I don’t eat the apples anymore, and the security door doesn’t leave either. Hahahaha, I almost died laughing.

Zhao Benshan: What are you laughing at? Don't you vomit when you smell the smell of gasoline? There are no more stone benches to sit on, and no oil is used for cooking.

Xiao Cui: It seems that it is really difficult to make money by stock trading. Uncle and aunt, you are considered celebrities in the village, but you haven’t participated in any social activities or anything?

Song Dandan: Participated. At the stock market review meeting, your uncle saw someone who looked very similar to Zhongpingan. He went up to hold his hand and refused to let go. He kept saying, "Brother, you must not increase the issuance. They will need money to increase the issuance, but you will be killed if you increase the issuance." !”

Zhao Benshan: Hello? If you recommend PetroChina, the director of a mental hospital will tell me to take you to their place for a check-up, even if it’s free!

Xiao Cui: It seems that they are really a pair of brothers in need. Uncle and aunt, what are your plans for the Chinese New Year?

Song Dandan: What else are you planning? Let’s leave home and get rid of the trap! Oil sleeves----steel ones--it's so damn hard to figure out! Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like filling your warehouse with oil.

Zhao Benshan: I’ll go out and knock the gong if I have nothing to do: it’s all right!