☆ "Meteor shower" ☆ Classic funny lines

Duan: This classmate, you are a burden.

[Classic index * * * *] appears quite frequently. ..

Murong Haiyun: So what?

"Classic index * * * *" is comparable to the previous sentence ...

Yu Xin: Good hair like yours should be treated with silk protein.

[Shock index * * * *] This sentence is quite shocking. In the words of friends. "I was deeply shocked out of the solar system by this sentence, which made me feel soft outside and hard inside."

Li Long: My name is Li Lilong, Li Long from Bruce Lee and Long from Bruce Lee.

[Shock index * * *] This is really bullshit-=

Rain nettle: If I love you, what if you only love one tenth of me?

Haiyun: If you love me, and you only love me one tenth, then I will make up the remaining nine tenths; If you love love, only you love me 1%, then I will make up the remaining 99%.

[Classic index: * * *] Very beautiful, very beautiful. Very touching words.

Butler: Turn off the lights! !

[Shock index: * * *] This sentence is still fresh in my memory. Affirm this sentence at the critical moment.

Hai Yun: What do you know? This is called not taking the usual path.

[Classic index: * * *] smiled on the spot. Very interesting.

Ye Shuo: I also asked IP Man.

[Classic index: * * *] Very funny. Many people remember this sentence.

Do you have a number greater than one?

have

Do you have a number greater than ten?

have

Do you have a number greater than 1000?

have

Is there a number greater than 1 10000?

have

Is there a fool more stupid than you?

No, you played me.

You said you got it right? Still wrong? ……

[Shock index: * * *] Classic dialogue.

Chu Xun Yu: I will never like people like you in my last life, next life and 800 years.

[Classic index: * * *] has also appeared many times.

Chu Xun Yu: The idea of being a pig is a typical manifestation of lack of vocabulary. You are a wild boar, a porcupine, a pig, a light pig, a stupid pig, a Ukrainian suckling pig, and a lazy creature who keeps omnivores in captivity. You are a star-studded and lonely animal, and a stupid pig who can never fly in the blue sky.

[Shock index: *] Pig's tirade-=

Haiyun: I'll keep drinking. You choose.

[Classic Index: *] According to the definition of frequency of occurrence.

Xu Lili: Some people say that he went to MIT, others say that he works in other provinces.

[Classic index: * * * *] Very easy to read. Quite classic. Remember.

Staff: Meters Bang Wei Bang Wei! !

[Shock index: * * *] The advertisement is too obvious. ...

Many people have said: you are a pig!

[Helpless index: *] The pig is really miserable, who is provoked,

Ye Shuo: My shoulders are not very wide, but they are enough for you to rest.

[Classic Index: * *] Very touching words.

Li Long: At this moment, don't think I'm trying to seduce you. . Because that Sunday a month ago,

Twelve fourteen minutes and thirty-six seconds at noon

I decided to pursue you.

I'm not me anymore, I'm your servant, so I decided to chase you ... I love you ... and that empty wallet.

[Shock index: * * *] This sentence is very ...

Duan: If you want to cry, run. Turn tears into sweat and evaporate.

[Classic Index: * * *] I like this sentence very much.

Your ... (the pen that Haiyun cheated on) really matches your Tongfang computer.

[Helplessness index: *] How many advertisements are there-

Sea of clouds: brain damage

[Classic index: *] The frequency of occurrence is very high, quite high.

Duanmu said to Haiyun: Please allow me to advise you that you think too much.

[Shock index: * *] Ha, very funny.

Hai Yun: Why didn't you die?

Chu Xun Yu: Because I want to study you Tyrannosaurus Rex.

[Classic Index: *] Personally, I think it's classic. .

Hai Yun: When you face Chu Xun Yu, apologizing is the hardest thing in the world.

[Sublimation index: * *] The monologue of the sea of clouds.

Principal: Is it useful to apologize? Why do you need the police if it helps?

Chai Xue Cun: Does an apology help? Why do you need the police if it helps? I remember this sentence. Who said that?

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